first you need a table
First you need a table
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>"Then you get some tweezers"
>*pulls out zipties*
Wtf why didn't he tell us you need arms to build the fucking thing
When I was a kid I'd build computers on the carpet and I LIKED IT
I still do
Real shit
ESD was never an issue surprisingly. Tried to assemble a computer a few weeks ago on a wooden table and I think I killed my mobo. I've become sluggish and stupid with age.
Have some semblance of sanity, my man. Do it on a hardwood floor like I did.
why didn't he try to learn first? for someone with such a nerdy lisp he sure is fucking stupid.
OH YOU NEED A TAYBUR TO BUIRD A PC?
I TOUGHT YOU COULD BUIRD IT IN MID-AIR
YOU NEED A SWISS ARMY KNIFE
>not building it on your lap while sitting on the couch
heh... amateur.
BUIRD IT ON DA CROUD
used to get cuts while building computer
I don't have a table.
I eat at the kitchen counter.
ONE THAT HOPEFULLY HAS A SCREWDRIVER IN IT
I/O shield? Hated that shit, too.
>Get naked
>Put down a broken down cardboard box as a pad
>Assemble computer
The only way to build computers
GOOD PC BUILDING PRACTICE
I still do. I take a lot of aspirin, so I bleed all over the place. Have they replaced them yet?
>benchmarks on LOL
Guys, I don't have a table, what do I do????
Okay Largo
ur mom rofl
He obviously didn't know what he was doing, the verge probably decided to fill diversity quota by grabbing this random black guy off the street who's just smart enough to mostly comprehend instructions from a cue card or PC building video and made him look a little nerdy to make him seem professional.
>building pc
>drop power supply on phone
thats why I am going prebuilt from now on and you cant stop me
Wasn't that guy a senior editor or something?
With Butterfingers like that you're better off with a leapfrog learning pad
based feetfag
the video wasn't all that bad, I have seen worse from the same people that criticized him. most of the errors were minimal but you know how bandwagons are.
I have a prebuilt that's completely upgraded except for the case and mobo. Like a fucking ricer car.
>buy prebuilt pc
>drop tower on foot/pet/child
You're just stupid and clumsy
>make sure you put on your anti-static wristband
Yeah, if you're a PUSSY. I've handled electronics for 20 years, in dusty environments, and I can't remember one time I've ever zapped something with static.
>I have seen worse from the same people that criticized him
Who? Got any proof?
that's ok, getting cut is part of the blood sacrifice to make your PC work
Thats alive strong bracelet. He not fighting static, he fighting cancer
I'm about to build my first PC, wish me luck!
hello again im rodney reynolds and welcome to another video review. today we're going to be looking at a thread on the video game board of Yas Forums. here's we see the anonymous posters talking about building a pc and every single one of them has failed to mention that you need a case with a removable motherboard tray.
That's a pretty pricey first PC build. Good luck user. Remember to take your time, and triple-check everything. Don't rush yourself at any point.
Have fun man, make sure everything is placed the right away. Triple check like that other user said too.
Oh god. Oh fuck. I didn't bring my table.
What the FUCK were they thinking with this shitty video?
One of the worst tutorials I've ever seen like goddamn.
Screw in with confidence! I rike his styre
first you need a house the hopefully has a table in it
>black people and technology
nice noctua fans. did you get a matching fractal design case?
the fucking fan screws. the fucking fan screws is where I just fucking lost
justify your racism with facts and evidence
now lets run some benchmarks. yep. I'm getting a stable 120fps in Google Dinosaur Game
You can see his Lian-Li box right behind the case fans
>photos taken moments before disaster
DESPITE BEING ONLY 13% OF THE POPULATION
t. noctua heatsink owner
>no table
not gonna make it
zero black tech CEOs
so how much thermal paste is too much thermal paste?
Pc Yas Forumsfor. Recommend me a good 2070s card. I wanted to buy the gigabyte oc 3x, but u heard that the fans a shit and you could bear them
you can never have too much thermal paste. empty the entire tube onto that muhfucker
>picking up first prebuild pc from store
>shid myself
Are you making fun of me user
You guessed my first build perfectly
less than a pea
EVGA. Wear headphones, shit whines
Based. I bought a prebuilt back in '14 for TF2 and then failed to get into 8th gen. Ended up putting a 1060, i7 4770, 2x4GB ram and 2 SSDs in it.
If you don't have a table of your own, store bought is fine.
niggers r dumb
I wanna make a custom but I live in hawaii and holy fucking shipping prices. So then I just got the wild idea of halfassing it again and just blowing 1k on a new GPU for my prebuilt
>saved up money from part time job and decides to built a pc
>finally got all the parts and stuff
>actually see all the parts and pussied out
>brought the parts to a shop so they can built it for me
It doesn't help that i have really shaky hands. But one day I'll built one on my own for sure, for now I'm enjoying the current one already with tons on games.
Nuh uh
fucking zoomers man
now you have to take it apart and put it back together user
otherwise I’ll have to laugh at you
>shaky hands
You literally just plug shit in
I literally cannot imagine being this big a bitch
The service wouldn't exist if other people didn't use it, if that makes you feel better
why is this nigger appropriating my culture. go shoot and rape.