First you need a table

first you need a table

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>"Then you get some tweezers"
>*pulls out zipties*

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Wtf why didn't he tell us you need arms to build the fucking thing

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When I was a kid I'd build computers on the carpet and I LIKED IT

I still do

Real shit

ESD was never an issue surprisingly. Tried to assemble a computer a few weeks ago on a wooden table and I think I killed my mobo. I've become sluggish and stupid with age.

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Have some semblance of sanity, my man. Do it on a hardwood floor like I did.

why didn't he try to learn first? for someone with such a nerdy lisp he sure is fucking stupid.

OH YOU NEED A TAYBUR TO BUIRD A PC?
I TOUGHT YOU COULD BUIRD IT IN MID-AIR

YOU NEED A SWISS ARMY KNIFE

>not building it on your lap while sitting on the couch
heh... amateur.

BUIRD IT ON DA CROUD

used to get cuts while building computer

I don't have a table.
I eat at the kitchen counter.

ONE THAT HOPEFULLY HAS A SCREWDRIVER IN IT

I/O shield? Hated that shit, too.

>Get naked
>Put down a broken down cardboard box as a pad
>Assemble computer
The only way to build computers

GOOD PC BUILDING PRACTICE

I still do. I take a lot of aspirin, so I bleed all over the place. Have they replaced them yet?

>benchmarks on LOL

Guys, I don't have a table, what do I do????

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Okay Largo

ur mom rofl

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He obviously didn't know what he was doing, the verge probably decided to fill diversity quota by grabbing this random black guy off the street who's just smart enough to mostly comprehend instructions from a cue card or PC building video and made him look a little nerdy to make him seem professional.

>building pc
>drop power supply on phone
thats why I am going prebuilt from now on and you cant stop me

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Wasn't that guy a senior editor or something?

With Butterfingers like that you're better off with a leapfrog learning pad

based feetfag

the video wasn't all that bad, I have seen worse from the same people that criticized him. most of the errors were minimal but you know how bandwagons are.

I have a prebuilt that's completely upgraded except for the case and mobo. Like a fucking ricer car.

>buy prebuilt pc
>drop tower on foot/pet/child
You're just stupid and clumsy

>make sure you put on your anti-static wristband
Yeah, if you're a PUSSY. I've handled electronics for 20 years, in dusty environments, and I can't remember one time I've ever zapped something with static.

>I have seen worse from the same people that criticized him
Who? Got any proof?

that's ok, getting cut is part of the blood sacrifice to make your PC work

Thats alive strong bracelet. He not fighting static, he fighting cancer

I'm about to build my first PC, wish me luck!

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hello again im rodney reynolds and welcome to another video review. today we're going to be looking at a thread on the video game board of Yas Forums. here's we see the anonymous posters talking about building a pc and every single one of them has failed to mention that you need a case with a removable motherboard tray.

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That's a pretty pricey first PC build. Good luck user. Remember to take your time, and triple-check everything. Don't rush yourself at any point.

Have fun man, make sure everything is placed the right away. Triple check like that other user said too.

Oh god. Oh fuck. I didn't bring my table.

What the FUCK were they thinking with this shitty video?
One of the worst tutorials I've ever seen like goddamn.

Screw in with confidence! I rike his styre

first you need a house the hopefully has a table in it

>black people and technology

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nice noctua fans. did you get a matching fractal design case?

the fucking fan screws. the fucking fan screws is where I just fucking lost

justify your racism with facts and evidence

now lets run some benchmarks. yep. I'm getting a stable 120fps in Google Dinosaur Game

You can see his Lian-Li box right behind the case fans

>photos taken moments before disaster

DESPITE BEING ONLY 13% OF THE POPULATION

t. noctua heatsink owner

>no table
not gonna make it

zero black tech CEOs

so how much thermal paste is too much thermal paste?

Pc Yas Forumsfor. Recommend me a good 2070s card. I wanted to buy the gigabyte oc 3x, but u heard that the fans a shit and you could bear them

you can never have too much thermal paste. empty the entire tube onto that muhfucker

>picking up first prebuild pc from store
>shid myself

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Are you making fun of me user
You guessed my first build perfectly

less than a pea

EVGA. Wear headphones, shit whines

Based. I bought a prebuilt back in '14 for TF2 and then failed to get into 8th gen. Ended up putting a 1060, i7 4770, 2x4GB ram and 2 SSDs in it.

If you don't have a table of your own, store bought is fine.

niggers r dumb

I wanna make a custom but I live in hawaii and holy fucking shipping prices. So then I just got the wild idea of halfassing it again and just blowing 1k on a new GPU for my prebuilt

>saved up money from part time job and decides to built a pc
>finally got all the parts and stuff
>actually see all the parts and pussied out
>brought the parts to a shop so they can built it for me
It doesn't help that i have really shaky hands. But one day I'll built one on my own for sure, for now I'm enjoying the current one already with tons on games.

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Nuh uh

fucking zoomers man

now you have to take it apart and put it back together user
otherwise I’ll have to laugh at you

>shaky hands
You literally just plug shit in

I literally cannot imagine being this big a bitch

The service wouldn't exist if other people didn't use it, if that makes you feel better

why is this nigger appropriating my culture. go shoot and rape.

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