The Crooked Man did nothing wrong.
The Crooked Man did nothing wrong
I still sent him to the shadowrealm because it was easier than trying to fully understand the complex moral intricacies of the situation
based
i did it on the off chance he fucked snow with his crooked penor
based and bigbypilled
invested way too little of his profits in security
then again was there a fable he could buy or control that could beat bigby?
perhaps a witch i guess
Crooked Man, Crooked Man let me in
Because if you don't
I'll huff
And I'll puff
And I'll COOM ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE
i honestly just killed everyone. i hate playing a little pussy goody two shoes that gets pushed around by everyone.
>Snow will remember that
Who cares? She doesn't put out.
She was too good for your hairy wolf dick user
A pig is fine too...
>tfw they rewrote the entire plot after the first two episodes were released
>tfw we know that the cop from episode 2 was going to have a bigger role because one of the episode cards was her secretly following Bigby somewhere before they changed the cards to fit the new plot
I do wonder what they were gonna do. I assume it's like everyone assumed and gonna be the Boy who Cried Wolf. Especially since the last episode was literally titled "Cry wolf"
She gets knotted so hard in the comic she gives birth to a litter of seven
Addendum: gives birth to six hairy werewolf babies and one child that despite being descended from a prime elemental god is basically sentient magical afterbirth
Fuck this guy, his ginger bitch, and his midges. Fuck all of 'em.
literally the whole game is you trying to beat his efforts to stop you from finding out who he is
I remember liking the wolf among us, but I have absolutely no memory of what happened in it. Can I get a run down to remind me?
>I didn't LITERALLY kill anyone
>I only ordered it
>Also ignore the piles of evidence that you've uncovered in your investigation that expose my extortion, coercion, production and distribution of a controlled substance, embezzlement, fraud and contract killing
>But I didn't PERSONALLY kill anyone so it's you who is the real monster Bigby
Supposedly (and by that I mean based on the trailers at the end of each episode and the theories everyone was tossing around back in the day) Bigby was going to be framed for the murders and the Mundy cops were going to start discovering the truth about Fabletown.
The real reason why the season was rewritten was because Bill Willingham, the comic’s creator, wanted the game to be canon to the comic and rode Telltale’s dick throughout production to make sure they kept 100% close to continuity instead of letting them do their own thing.
>the part when this guy tries to kill Bigby and has him choked out and tries to throw him down the Witching Well while everyone including the deputy mayor stands by and just watches
This town REALLY hates Bigby, don’t they?
I can’t wait until the second game bros. Do we have a chance at having comfy threads just like the ones we had in the old days when the first game was coming out?
based
no, it's all going to be shitposting about how SNOW IS MADE FOR ___
I ripped his head off.
>implying people genuinely like Snow past obligatory coom posts
She was a bitch in the comics, she’s a bitch in this. Can’t wait for the chance to shit all over her and defy her every order.
I liked snow a lot, fuck you
Really makes you think why they want him to be their sheriff.
Why?
>Play the game with the patience and mercy of a complete fucking saint
>Give every single person the benefit of the doubt
>Without exception, these degenerates either take advantage of my goodwill or use the chance to attempt to intentionally obstruct my investigation further
>Even when confronted with irrefutable evidence about the crimes they've committed, they have the balls to ask me to turn a blind eye and simultaneously call me an asshole to my face
>After I've eaten shit from each and every one of these ungrateful motherfuckers and thanked them for it, they STILL start swinging to the Crooked Man's side during the ONE time that I need their support most
I've only beaten the game once and it left a real bad taste in my mouth that I haven't touched it since. If I replay it again I'm intentionally going full bad wolf mode out of spite. Except for the pig, he gets a free pass for being a bro
Only the first episode was good, the rest was shit. Only Tales from the Borderlands was consistently good
That's pretty true to the comics, honestly. Everyone is kind of a whiny shit except those too tired to care any more, and even then they get whiny about the one thing they do still care about.
>it's like fairy tales except really dark and they say fuck
You've read up on the comics to familiarize yourself when S2 comes, right?
I remember the end confruntation being really underwhelming, I played full paragon and his points were really stretching it and I think he convinced maybe one other character?
Weird choice to have you kill the real villain in episode 3 and then you go after some guy who did nothing wrong.
Beside her easy on the eyes design, she's a good, long-standing friend of Bigby who seems to genuinely care about him, she's good with kids as seen when she interacts with TJ, and her actions always made sense to me. Plus I really just like how she's written
I remember hating her on my first playthrough as the episodes released, but I replayed it a few months back and Snow really stole the show for me. It also probably doesn't hurt that she shares a lot in common with my waifu
>S2
user...
>He doesn't know
It's still happening it was announced at TGA
Well, some good news for today, thanks
So basically, she's made for big wolf cock
>*gets thrown down a well*
>nothing wrong
all memes aside the crooked man literally did nothing wrong, he explicitly told georgie to take care of the prostitutes he didn't say to kill em.
I don't remember much. What did he do wrong apart from killing these prostitutes?
he was ugly
Pretty much this
Enough reason to send him well into the well.
reminder that its okay to kill everyone in this game because at the end of the day it really doesn't matter because of the comics
enslaved people through debt and intimidation
hope we get to hear about how goldy locks is fucking boo bear in the sequal
>everybody gives Bigby shit about abiding by the law
>when he's the sheriff
>the fucking sheriff
Rubbed me the wrong way sometimes.
I remember hearing a theory that it was rewritten because people guessed that that redheaded guy, who pops up at all the crime-scenes, was the headless horseman. Explaining the beheadings of the girls.
At most he could be charged with kidnapping.
So why didn't the pig want to go to the farm? I know other fables were there. Is the farm a shithole or did pig just really not want to be there?
The farm isn't even that bad in the comics, IIRC the pig just liked living in the city.
Did they ever explain why he didn't just get a glamour?
Because he was deadbeat who just assumed that Bigby would let him off forever
theres a good reason why in the comics
I let him stay because fuck bitches. He's the only one who cares of you.
He was sent there by the other two pigs to try and gain allies and cause a revolt in favor of the animals in the farm
Him and Toad whine endlessly about the farm and the ending makes you feel like they're on a train to Auschwitz but when I read the comics it's just a perfectly nice farm, the only shit they ever worry about is jockeying for status
i dont even remember what he did, but the wolf among us, is a great game, this game made me read all fables comics, and its fucking kino, except i didnt like the very ending
>The gate to the farm spells out "Glamour macht frei"
I know it was a different time, but this felt entirely unnecessary
I dunno.
After the long ass delay after the first episode, the rest of the season 1 was obviously of lower quality.
I even consider episode 1 to be Telltale's last good product before they went to shit.