But Jesus Christ no wonder that whole fucking incompetent studio got shut down. The writing is bad, the dialogue is atrocious, the characterizations are the most boring staple of hyper generic squad mates ever, and Jesus Christ, wipe that fucking smirk off your square ass face you bull dyke.
And why the fuck am I looking at shieks in space? I saw a mother fucker with a god damn space turban.
Finally the game play... who thought putting your abilities in a gated selection system was a good idea? You can only have three fucking abilities active at fucking once? I have a whole row of number keys you stupid habibs, and you only give your squad mates either one detonator or one primer? Why?
The class system is shit. I really wanted to like this fucking game.
It’s so bad. The bitches have orange hair with their roots showing. Why would you do that from a design standpoint unless your only interaction was with koolaid haired monstrosities who can’t even keep their hair color consistent?
Thank you for letting me vent.
Owen Scott
>What’s Krogan Pussy like? >Just because we can eat anything doesn’t meant we can unshackle hell itself
I lost.
Asher Cox
this game was only good for the funny facial animations
Samuel Diaz
What the fuck? Is the face at 1:05 real or did the video editor do something to make him look like that?
Adrian Howard
it's real lad hell yeah
Nathaniel Young
got it bc a friend recommended it a year after launch. still shit. got my $20 back
Camden Campbell
It's not that bad.
It was fun to play once, moved on.
John Stewart
>t. Manveer Heir It IS that bad and it is not fun to play once or at all.
Luis Thomas
I got it on release It was so broken and I really really wanted it to be good but I could barely get through the PB mission let alone the catastrophe that followed It ran like shit, played like meh, told a story that had absolutely no hook
I fucking loved mass effect up till then, in its differing forms , I liked mass effect 3 SP least but it was probably my favourite for that fucking multiplayer
And they BLEW IT SO HARD HOLYFUCK IM MAD AGAIN FUuCCcKKkK
Serious question, why the fuck they all look and act like civilians? Why they look like complete sub-humans?
Joshua Robinson
Andromeda is what happens when you put your D Team full of agenda pushers in charge of a AA game.
Camden Robinson
I was a die hard fan who would have sat through ~almost~ anything just to have another mass effect game and even I couldn't make it through Andromeda. I just took the disc out in a melancholy state after reaching the planet of aliens so forgettable I can't remember their name or what they looked like. Haven't touched the series since
Why instead of ME2 characters we got Virmire survivor?
Gavin Martinez
It doesn't matter about the product OP. It was a Canadian studio full of soft left leaning liberal sheltered white youngsters and their diversity hires; their skill wasn't important.
Bentley Hall
Because, according to Bioware, the fact that they might have died in ME2, means that they were out entirely for ME3.
>means that they were out entirely for ME3. Care to explain how Garrus and Tali got in?
Landon Wilson
Tali is perfection personified. Garrus is pretty cool too!
Ethan Brooks
>Tali is perfection personified. Nope
Jayden Rogers
Popularity. Garrus also had the third highest chance of surviving the SM, under Jacob and Miranda. Tali was highly more likely to have died, which is why she is there for only half the game.
Seems more like laziness for epic grand-finale of Mass Effect trilogy
Caleb Campbell
Can you imagine the Talicancer outrcry, if Tali wasn't there in ME3? A debacle to challenge the endings.
Noah Torres
Not so much laziness, as much as making the finale in 18 months. Sure glad EA gave Bioware 7 years to make Anthem, instead of extending ME3's development for 3-4 more years, instead.
Nicholas Diaz
>Can you imagine the Talicancer outrcry, if Tali wasn't there in ME3? Imagine if Liara stuff was also optional-only. A perfect camouphlage for ending
Isaac Johnson
80IQ the post
Julian Kelly
Liara was impossible to have died or not been previously recruited. The most optional thing she got was a line where Shepard finds out she's the SB, if you didn't play LotSB. It's literally 1 line from EDI, 1 from Liara and 2 from Shepard.
Jason Turner
>Imagine if Liara stuff was also optional-only. I wish. Liara sucked shit. I hated how she was forced on Shep. Also she was a shitty Shadow Broker.
Michael Gonzalez
Why would you want to like anything shit out by EA bioware
Joseph Stewart
I don't mind Liara getting content. I don't even mind her getting so much content to the point of being played a favourite. I do minda that some characters get so little content, in comparison, that get rivaled by Kelly Chambers.
Alexander Stewart
terrible game but the ONLY thing that was worth was the cora hunter sex scene
>dat face >human >fertile >one of the strongest biotic in the universe I swear to god it's the same conspiracy which turned narrative from HFY in first two games into "Diversity is our strenght"
Ryan Phillips
>I swear to god it's the same conspiracy which turned narrative from HFY in first two games into "Diversity is our strenght" "Diversity is out strength" wasn't out of the narrative of the first two games, but it was definitely not as predominant a theme as it was in ME3. In the first two it was more about humanity rising up to the level of the other races. In ME3, all that is out of the window in favour of "we fight or we die".
Jeremiah Diaz
It's okay user, that's all behind you now. Breathe deeply, it's okay. Maybe a cup of tea?
Gabriel King
>"Diversity is out strength" wasn't out of the narrative of the first two games Yeah but it never was in focus. ME1: >First contact of humans with the Galactic community was a war with strongest military in Milky Way >The said strongest military fails to take a single world from humanity >in a less than 2 centuries humanity is the strongest race without place in the council >Protheans were interested in humans evolution >Saren's falls to Sovereign's indoctrination simply because he is mad about humans >Humans saves Citadel ME2 >shitton of years old Reapers went full nuts on humans and Shepard's personally >Game about working for human-centrist terrorist organisation >Mordin says that humans are genetic Eldorado due to their ability to adapt ME3 >humans are bad!
Noah Lee
>Meanwhile, Miranda Only gets carried by VA and ass
Dylan Mitchell
GRAVITY'S ONE MEAN MOTHER, HUH?
Isaac Gonzalez
>Yeah but it never was in focus. Exactly. Just like "Synthetic vs organics" was never a prominent theme.
Michael Lopez
She won't mind if you admire her body. But I actually like her personality. How she doesn't fall at your feet the moment she meets you. How her trust and even respect needs to be earned, not given. After all, the amount of work she's put into you, to get you back together again, breaks a lot of the illusion behind Commander Shepard for her. You need to prove you were worth all that work.
because of the memes and backlash, they did actually patch the facial animations, but they still look awful.
Angel Lewis
>Just like "Synthetic vs organics" was never a prominent theme. Actually Previous games oppose this statement ME1 >EDI transmits HELP across the station >Tali says quarians attacked geth first ME2 >EDI assembled from Sovereign pieces doesn't want to end organic life, doesn't see a reasons for it, restricting herself to be polite >Legion is total bro and explains that most of the geth doesn't like Reapers and seeks ways to prepare for upcomming war because they accept right to live for anyone >David had zero intentions to harm anyone, but was traumatized by experiment and had problem with expressing himself
Nicholas Torres
Just a reminder that Liara will outlive and eventually bury all of her former squadmates and probably be the last living being to have worked personally with Shepard.
Unless you picked Synthesis, in which case who knows how long people will live.
Aaron Davis
>But I actually like her personality. Personality of insecure corporative top-manager?
Jonathan Torres
No amount of patching can turn Andromeda in a good game.
Carter Rodriguez
>Just a reminder that Liara will outlive and eventually bury all of her former squadmates and probably be the last living being to have worked personally with Shepard. Too bad she died along with Earth and Citadel
Jace Sanchez
And Mac will tell you it is so, because of the Geth vs Council races conflict in ME1 and Normandy crew vs Collectors in ME2. But it's never been about "fucking synthetics trying to kill all organic life". It never even crosses your mind.
Jacob Lopez
>because of the Geth vs Council races conflict in ME1 and Normandy crew vs Collectors in ME2. But Collectors are organics.
Jacob Cooper
I see your points, and some organic-synth conflicts were important to the lore and plot, but the theme itself was never really in the foreground to me. It wasn't actively explored and built-up prior to ME3. The entry that comes closest to it is ME1, and even there it's just background for the Reaper threat, which wasn't made out to be another side of a conflict, but more of an unstoppable threat from the dark space.
Brody Sullivan
>Personality of insecure corporative top-manager? Overstressed, highly accountable control freak, who is expected to be perfect in every aspect of her life, although she knows that's not true, even with all the work put into making her so.
Brody Campbell
As Mordin tells us, they're more tech than flesh. So up until that point, you don't even know they are majorly synthetic. But it's a prevalent theme, according to Mac.
Hunter Thompson
>but the theme itself was never really in the foreground to me. It's never was in focus for anyone, because never was a case. Synth-Organic relatonship was important for Mass Effect world-building(especially for building basis for EDI and Legion characters), but it's meta data (aka level above fictional universe, writter and reader/viewer/player)
Jacob Robinson
>Not scouring the galaxy to find every single War Asset and ace the final battle Kek
Jayden Lopez
Weirdest shit.
>give you the freedom to choose any skill you want >give you the freedom to put this skills into kits for easy switching around >put cooldowns on kits essentially discouraging you from switching between them in fights
Why?
Landon Morris
>As Mordin tells us, they're more tech than flesh. False, he says it about their factual state. Technically they are still protheans with protheans DNA, they were changed by Reapers, but they are still organics, just brainless (Note: for reproduction they use clonning rather than manufacturing)
Logan Powell
>D Team full of agenda pushers in charge of a AA game.
I think it was because they wasted years "developing" the project and accomplishing nothing so the last push that gave us Andromeda was basically realized in less than two years at gunpoint because EA got tired of their shit. For comedic value exact same thing would then happen with Anthem.
>>Not scouring the galaxy to find every single War Asset and ace the final battle 1) It's borring 2) The minimum of the war assets is the only way to kill Liara
