Hey user, wanna play vidya at my house later?

Artist warship threads are not video games.

you lose

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>only if you little sis joins

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Because unless you know how to teleport instantly then it's always going to be later.

no my parents are home

>No, I was going to go home and watch Matlock. Want to join me?

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shut up fag

I don't know.

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what games do you even have? better just come to my house instead i have a massive library to choose from we can even play some together

AH! Impossible!

Has a girl ever hit on you, Yas Forums? How did it go?

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No.

No
It didn't

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What games?

if they ever did i wouldn't know because i have asperger's

It's possible but I think they were just being friendly. Any girl who actually takes a sexual or romantic interest in me is an instant turn-off for me because that means she has fucking horrible taste.

Picked a bitch up that was in highschool. Lied about my age and she was 16. Fingered her pussy. Wouldn't fuck me because I didn't have a car.

yes, but she was trying to cheat her bf(also my based senior) so i told her to fuck off

What are some games where I can date tomboys?

Yeah
I asked if she liked video games and then she left

H

Yes, we hanged out for awhile and did the dew. I think she moved away, I don't remember much about my childhood.

Multiple times. I have good genes and work out often.
Was abused as a child, that's why I'm here though.

only if you let me tousle your hair

Yes, went kinda like this...

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A girl would have to have serious brain damage, blind, no sense of smell, and have incredibly low standards to hit on me.

This.

Shit man I vividly remember a titcow 16 year old feeling me up when I was in highschool. That was great.

Yeah but I was too retarded to realize it until we graduated.

Yes in the 8th grade after her boyfriend of 3 years broke up with her.
I have autism so poorly.

What games ya got?

What the fuck?

help a virgin out
how tf you where at a highschool picking up girls

Games where I can date tomboys?

wait, this isn't vidya

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>Has a girl ever hit on you, Yas Forums?
I've had several women try to hit on me, fuck I touched my first tit when I was 10.
>How did it go?
I look like a chad but I'm completely socially retarded. For some reason this seems to turn some of them on more, but honestly I'm happier staying cooped up in my room playing vidya and fapping to loli.

I girl I knew said my sweater was cute and put her hand up my sleeve. Forgive my retardation but I don't know if she was just messing with me or wanted to make a move on her.

Persona

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Yes, several times in the past and a few others have shared the same feelings but I used to be a depressive pussy so guess what happened, I got a GF eventually but we broke like 5 months later because of jealousy (both of us)
Also what game are you looking forward this year? FF7Remake looks really good, I'm waiting for switch Miku as well

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buy highschoolers beer and shit then crash parties and get your dick out.

When I was in middle school a girl I liked asked me out. I laughed at her in this "oh, I see what you're doing there" kind of way, as if she was joking. She walked away and went to the bathroom, then left for the rest of the day.

Later her friends told me she was serious. I tried to tell her I misunderstood but then she was like "oh, I was just kidding haha" and thereafter didn't talk to me any more.

sorry i don't play video games

Unrelated but what breed is this dog?

>tfw high school
>tfw lunch period, see this kid in my ap history class i sit next to
>ask if i can chill at his table so we can talk about our recently assigned project (something about v for vendetta and watchmen)
>become friends with all his friends at the table, including this brown girl who did track and field
>every afternoon after school let out, we would hang out, one by one everyone goes home until its just me and brownie left
>i always take the bus with her to her train station in the opposite way i need to go because i was edgy and hated my family and didnt want to go home right away
>after many nights talking about random shit waiting for her train/bus, she just grabs me by the back of the head, kisses me, and then runs to get on the bus and yells "see you on monday!"
>mfw i got a girlfriend by being a retard

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>be 400 pound loser
>girl with huge milkers (who is weird) sends me pictures of her pussy when I ask
>didn't do anything past that
I swear to fucking god I think about this all the time. I'm such a retard holy fuck.

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I want to play with Leena's tight ass.

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im still mad

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Back in college there was this "proud aspie" girl who kept trying to get on my good side
thing is she acted like something straight out of one of those animus and mangoes you people watch, calling me onichan and shit, it was cute at first but after the first year it got really anoying and she dropped out shortly after

Oh shit my arm slipping

we're about to play my favorite game, motorboat
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Whos the artist/character?

A couple of times, I'll always just tell them "let's talk later" and never speak to them again. Now if only I didn't have a crush on my sister.

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C U T E

yes. We fucked too. shit was cash

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god, i fucking hate women

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