Whats the modern day equivalent ?

based cat going in for the kill

when yer ma tells ya can spend a fiver on a Fortnite skin

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Yeah, it'a those dirty immigrants fault I don't have a job, not my crippling mental illness that makes me unemployable and undateable

The ultimate soiboi.
youtu.be/JxpvwWTdlW0

nice projection loser lmao

I want everyone in the world who looks like this to be held down and shaved.
I can tell you only lurk this board to let off your impotent rage you're too incompetent to better your life with, but that .webm literally has a woman giving him that prehistoric bing-wahoo machine.

you'll never be 8 again Yas Forums. gotta have kids and give them a console to get that reaction

doesn't exists

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How muxh money do you make?

90k

she's only happy because the dude likely has a 100k+ job paying for her livelihood and daily trips to the club to get skewered by the tyrone brothers

My parents pledged to never rent a Nintendo 64 from Blockbuster ever again because of how crazy it made me. I refused to stop playing it and going to bed.

A year later I was diagnosed with cancer. Then a week later I was spontaneously gifted a Nintendo 64.

it must be very sad to go through life with this mindset

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>bouncing up and down and clapping
god i hate womanchildren

There isn't one. Games suck now and generate ZERO actual excitement. Unless we're talking about Elden Ring ofc.

Nice work
unironically

>tfw modern adults have become more annoying childish faggots than based zoomers

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I've got to say, that's a pretty funny advertising gimmick.

you cant be that fucking stupid.

>my wife got me an N64. Tyrone dont disturb me, I'm going to play all my old favorite games from my childhood

I laugh at it because there are people that are like that, live in your own delusions that it doesn't exist though cucklord

Nobody wants the DVR either

damn i envy him
he looks so hapy in that bottom pick
really jelly i can't be like that seeing them bastardizing my childhood

It's obviously a joke.

But I really don't know where the "X" in "PSX" came from. Did people just decide that every console needed a three-letter abbreviation despite "SNES" already being a thing?

A Google Stadia

Yeah, who wants a woman full of life and happiness for you? She needs to be a cold emotionless bitch who will step on your dick every night.

Who the fuck rents an entire console? Retard.

She's only happy because now she gets more time with Tyrone

>he hasn't heard of the Playstation 10

What in the everloving FUCK is fucking wrong with you to be this fucking obsessed with black cock?!

This shit a fucking fetish to you?

Why the fuck would you buy one when you play videogames once every few months?

Mutt's law

>Did people just decide that every console needed a three-letter abbreviation despite "SNES" already being a thing?
Yes, Gameboy's acronym was DMG for Dot Matrix Game. Both are from their codenames.

If you don't have the BBC in 2020 you're not making any woman happy

>The PSX is a Sony digital video recorder with a fully integrated PlayStation 2 video game console. It was released in Japan on December 13, 2003

Dude probably makes a lot of money.

sorry i don't get off on fucking mental children

>47 posts

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Only physical children, huh?

Is that Jacob the Naked?

damn, you got me
i am slain

The license fee is gonna be scrapped anyway.

Is it Yas Forums's self-loathing that makes them hate people like this? Is it jealousy that someone can be genuinely happy with video games stuff while they've locked themselves into a irony-fueled Hell?

>tfw bleaching gf who literally gets off on me ordering her to say how much she loves white cock
>tfw talking her through fantasies of asking her parents if they know she only fucks white guys and her entire body shakes

She's not black (ew), but light caramel colored.

Stay mad, BBC obsessed closet faggots.

fpbp

That sucks, hopefully he has a big black bull to satisfy his wife instead

I'm actually not sure how I feel about this.

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Why did Sony even make such a confusing product?

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I hate everything and everyone but this is at least kinda funny

mutts law

Hundreds/thousands of Youtube channels. Pick one at random.

it's literally a meme designed to bait this exact response, do everyone a favour and stop feeding the animals.

Is this a common thing? My wife likes the same shit. Even tells me to call her gook/chink.

>she never did a sextape
What a fucking waste.

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Must be. It didn't surprise me because I'd heard about it so much before.

I think the appeal's rooted in how socially we need to ignore race, but when she's throating you and breathing in your cock all of a sudden you're her vanilla Adonis.

Well, a more 'modern' version is this?

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All the goods games are on Playstation 9.
youtube.com/watch?v=IyPQVsdCuRk

This is brilliant.

Saved.

if that kid was like I was, he already had the psx

tfw this is the closest we'll ever get

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Someone post Poor kid.

That's actually hilarious though

>baby yoda

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Mutt's law

GOD I HATE WHEN SOMEONE IS HAPPY

Huh? It's just the PS1. No need to be confused about it.