NO. MAAAASTEEEEER. NOOOOOO

Die it

He's just showing 5 in binary user...

Crazy Frog

Grubby little shit was spreading corona virus to shit loads of people.

oh, so that’s alright. my bad. I guess I have a very dirty mind. I apologize to you, Mr. Sakurai-san.

Why is he always so over dramatic. He does this every game.
“Oh no I’m fainting I’m working so hard on this game where clearly I’m the only one working on it and it’s not just me kicking my feet up as the director while the rest of the 50 some employees do all the work.”

He fell for the keto memes and has been on a diet of nothing but bacon and burger

Rat

>doing stamina mode while at the gym

NGMI

Frog

Rosterfags are literally killing Sakurai... let the man take a break ffs

Is this achievable natty?

He will die and the next character will be him

>needs a fucking IV drip at work he's so frail
>already thin as a rail
>does some low-carb meme diet anyways
the fuck, is he trying to kill himself? how lock-in are the fucking nintendo contracts that this is his way out?

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Time to go Yas Forumsegan Sakurai

>asian
>at the gym
wtf

>Japanese eat rice for hundreds of years
>live longer than most of the world
>"I think I'll just eat meat"
>almost dies

Overwork has got Sakurai to fall for stupid western diets. Get this man a riceball and a vacation STAT.

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Sounds like your uncle who works at Nintendo has the real inside scoop!

>spanish
>le noooo post
>news screencap

user was right, its the third worlders shitting up the board

you'd kill yourself too if you had to deal with smashcucks every day.

probably passed out from the smell

>full article
the OP is basically the full article minus one sentence that doesn't add anything

2020 is truly the end times

What is smellier? Gym locker room or Melee tournament?

>abloo bloo bloo my party game dictator croaked its the end times now surely

Get a grip sweaty

False news is false.

Turns out Sakurai was just recounting what happened some time ago. He is currently fine. The diet even is unrelated since he has been doing it for quite a while now.

how do you not know the creator of sony

Why are you even here if you don’t know this is

>Nintendies are such autistic manchildren they will cheer for the death of a man who made their shitty party fighter just because he wont acknowledge their autism of it being a "fighting game" and does whatever the fuck he wants
>Doesnt even wanna work on smash anymore nintendo forces him to do it

Embarassing.

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How the fuck is dehydration even a thing in first world countries? It's not like he was out in the wilderness or in some shithole with contaminated water

>abloo bloo bloo some meany said words on web me no like

Dial 8, froggy.

>muh carbs

Jesus fucking Christ, why the fuck do people think that the diets of our ancestors were suddenly so wrong and that we need to cut out half the shit they ate? People look at a grotesque blob eating 24/7 and go GODDA BE DA CARBS.

That ass job scene made me coom multiple times

Locker rooms have showers.

Shouldn't have released byleth and it wouldn't have come to this

didnt our ancestors further back pretty much never eat carbs
Like europeans in the ice age

everyone dies
even you

why does everyone have to be all up in his shit though?

The concern is that most heavy carb sources come from unhealthy and unnecessary foods, often times mixed with high amounts of artificial sugar, which are the true methods of rapid weight gain.
It's so easy to put bad carb sources in your body that you actually have to go out of your way and do some research on your food to not encounter it.

I fucking hate this biased retard. Japanese wagecuck.

>if I lean down and build muscle by eating meat I'll be able to fight back against Toby next time he breaks into my house to do things to me
>and I'll be able to intimidate the meanies bullying me over roster choices, too!
Sakurai...led a hard life...

The real problem with no-carb is that it shocks the system. Low to no carb is a perfectly natural healthy way to eat, you pretty much can't get "fat" without carb consumption, but when you've been fed carbs all your life, you form a slight addiction. Now with sugar, you form an ACTUAL addiction. If you suddenly cut them from your diet, you will suffer actual withdrawal symptoms. Couple that with busting ass in the gym and being a frail aging Japanese dude, and it should be no surprise that he passed out. He should have spent a few weeks regulating to his new diet before hitting the gym. That being said, I don't know why Soccer Guy decided carnivore was what he should do when he clearly doesn't have a high bf%.

He's going to end up like Iwata isn't he?

Please Sakurai don't do this, take a fucking rest.

>biased
???

>doesnt carbo load
>goes to the gym
Kek what a dumb cuck he is

Do people still believe he decides which characters get into the game? All he does is give them move sets. And he's actually middle aged now, so I don't get the people thinking he works out for muscle. It's like people on the video game board is horribly misinformed about the most common things in video games.

>overwork
Hes the director he does jack shit but play fire emblem games at work

>you pretty much can't get "fat" without carb consumption

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Why do I have a nagging suspicion that this article will get spammed by retards who want a guy to die over fictional characters in a video game?

Based 3H killing hackurai

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Show me one person that got fat without eating carbs of any kind. The amount of fatty meat you would have to consume is enough to make your average guy puke.