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Enemies revive after death
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No pause feature.
what is it
The fuck is that?
Frog leg
>game is based around pausing and micromanaging
>boss takes away your ability to pause, as well as speeds up the game
Was fun as fuck
NOOOOOO DON'T EAT ME
I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU GOOK IDIOTS FROM A PLAAAAGUEEEEEEEEEE
fucking asians
frog it seems
Chinese cuisine thread?
judging by the legs, i say its frog.
Too much salt or lemon juice on the meat created a flow of electrons that caused the raw muscle tissue to respond.
NO
NOT THE FROG SASHIMI
>mfw people who eat meat with the outside seared or cooked but the inside not cooked at all and pink and general rare shit
why is this shit accepted. That shit tastes like ass my dudes. Get your shit well done or get the fuck off my board.
>well done
i would
What are some games?
what is wrong with eating bats anyways? aren't they just rodents with wings? i grew up eating squirrel that my paw hunted and i turned out ok
Cooking Mama
nuke china already
>eating uncooked food
do americans really do this
we created fire for a reason dipshit
have fun with e coli
>boss has an unblockable instant kill attack
What an immensely ignorant faggot with literal shit taste
i think those are eels
what doesn't make sense is why they would do that on the spot and not in the kitchen
yea desu who cares if its meat its meat. We eat lobster and shrimp. Its literally water cockroaches. If it tastes good and doesn't kill me ima eat it. Fucking food cucks.
Glad chinks are being wiped out by their own stupidity.
this is pretty cruel user
not human
Eating bushmeat is how all the really nasty diseases start.
she cant butter toast worth a damn what the fuck. How can you not butter toast???
They give you a new disease that spreads across the globe.
I would imagine that like rats and other rodents, bats are 99% parasites and disease and 1% meat.
rodents are inherently filthy and eat garbage, when you consume that garbage meat it's now in your dna
>bushmeat
imagine how many people would starve if people stopped eating and selling bushmeat though. we'd end up eating bugs or somethin
Are those straight up mice dipped in raw egg, eaten whole, and served with thick slices of beefsteak tomato?
they're practically flying rats, diseases included
>what is wrong with eating bats anyways?
*kills thousands*
*destroys your economy*
oops
i dont understand hotpot restaurants. you pay to do there so that you can cook your own food. i know they provide the ingredients but still
Not even american you retarded faggot
>he can't cook
Enjoy your bricked carbon you monumental dipshit.
i wonder if what is actually worse
a chink insectoid or a nigger dindu or a tranny subhuman
i'm starting to think chink insectoids are the worst of them all
Something you'll see in a lot of fish, amphibians, and reptiles is a fully dead and gutted body continuing to react to stimuli as long as its nervous system is still intact. You can find videos of headless, organless snake bodies still trying to attack people while they're trying to prepare it for dinner.
Those people deserve to starve. Foreign aid has fucked up Africa by allowing them to keep pushing out children that don't die like they should.
If you want to serve your hot pot with live boiled animals, fine, I'm not going to take a moral high ground.
I will call you a complete retard for the execution, throwing a bunch of live animals into boiling water on a table already set for a meal with other dishes right there. Only someone with an IQ below 70 would not consider the obvious outcome.
>eating live rats
CHINA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>some species of insect are so large they can prey upon small mammals
>still believes in the batsoup meme
>when its been shown there was a fucking lab near wuhan
yes, yes.... good goy, continue spreading the memes on twitter...
Chink bugmen, by far.
Trannies can't reproduce.
Motherfucker, just like rats, possums and other similar shit, bats will carry a lot of undesirable bacteria or diseases.
Easy.
>Enemy teleports a short distance every 2 seconds and regens a shield if they go 5 seconds without taking damage
these threads always remind me of how limited western palates are. you guys waste so much food and don't try others because you are so wealthy.
could use some __red_
cute feet
bats are notorious disease carriers, and one of the most common carriers of rabies
Mmmmm oooh ya
>comparing pilgrims making butter by hand to torturing animals to death because it makes them "taste better"
kys
>bats are notorious disease carriers
ok guys I get it. bats = disease. then why would they eat them? aren't they a superpower?
I'm suddenly craving a medium rare steak and some wine
maybe i should move out of this rice field continent where those are cheaper
aussieland is filled with those from said rice fields continent, burgerland is burgerland, seriously what other place is left
Yeah, sorry I'm not poor enough to consider trash food.
The trip nigger is right
>these threads always remind me of how limited western palates are. you guys waste so much food and don't try others because you are so wealthy.
yeah what the fuck americans, why don't you eat disease ridden rodents and fucking die like everyone else????
can't pause during cutscenes
literal bug people
asians are not human
surprised it even shows emotions when eating roaches
clearly no awareness
?????????? why the fuck would they do this
their stupidity is wiping us out too
>i eat shit because i am so poor
that's nothing to brag about, chang
It's a delicacy.
god bless for corona-chan
Because they are fucking retarded sub human scum that need to be wiped out of our planet.
What in the everliving fuck?
No idea, I don't really care. I eat entire containers of cheese dip in one sitting, I don't have a lot of room to judge.
Don't get me wrong, I think it's disgusting, and yeah they're a superpower but they'll be known forever throughout history for their devastating effect on the ecosystem. Every month I hear about animal endangered animal they ate off the face of the earth.
>Enjoy your bricked carbon you monumental dipshit.
tastes better than blood and ecoli you third worlder
Fuck off, fag.
>well done
May as well just eat charcoal, it's cheaper.
>tfw i been slowly becoming vegutarian over the past year
I even stopped drinking milk. Almond milk is just as good.
>thinking it's blood
subhuman iq
Because they are barely human beings.
are these animals eating the whole thing with all the bones and everything like wtf this guy literally just bit off half that bat's body
bet none of you have the guts to try this
Easter soon my dudes
>eating something that's still alive
...Is there a hidden benefit to not killing and cooking that?
This is what happens when a Communist nation sells it's food to foreign nations and lets its own people starve.
>hurr its a delicacy
No, there parents and grandparents literally had to eat them to survive and passed that method onto their children.
whatever retard, go eat grass and expand that palette of yours I'll go enjoy tasty food
for whatever reason they eat it it's almost always because "muh peepee growth" bullshit
It could be a form of attraction, but it's pretty shit since I think the only one that ended up in the pot was the one he grabbed with chopsticks.
>this thread
Thank God for Corona-chan.
There's a guy on youtube, steve1989 or something, eats MREs.
Eats literally 50+ year old MREs regularly, describes them as "nice".
Tried a current, in service chines MRE once.
Damn near killed him. Seriously, he was MIA for nearly 6 months.
Chinks are a "super power" for one single reason:
The have a fuck ton of bodies to throw at problems and no concept of morality.
This is hipster shit, japanese dont eat ramen like that.
>This is what happens when a Communist nation sells it's food to foreign nations
Pretty sure video with frog from Japan
They believe if the prey suffers it tastes better
This is how you get a new disease.
anyone else find it impressive? im a picky eater and i find this shit amazing
>This is hipster shit
you guys pretending like americans don't eat weird shit? this is on par with eating bats
why do you guys put carbon on your food lol just don't do it ez pz lmao fucking americans. Just cook your food.
Are you implying starving bugmen wont eat frogs as well?
Man I do not fucking understand the avocado thing.
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN
Its white hipster shit. People arent put there eating that stuff every day.
>wont eat frogs as well?
there unironically is nothing wrong with eating frogs. this guy is fucken based
bruh wtf
Tastes good, give me some guac and nachos any day
>Avocados are so hip and unique xD
Fucking americans
The part I don't get is the eating these animals bones and all.
I'm pretty sure this dumb trend died because I've never heard from it again
me neither, im suspecting is more of a forced hipster bullshit rather than being tasty. i'm a spic but i don't consider avocado being god's greatest gift
corona-chan killing every living human on earth will be worth it knowing these insect chinks went first
mammi doesn't look worse than chocolate pudding, or chocolate mousse, or a lot of chocolate things. It's all about presentation. put it in a nice cup with some topping and it's great to look at and eat
People living in China are literally soulless, thoughtless npcs. Change my mind.
that's because avocados are expensive
guac I get but what the fuck is it with avocado X, Y and Z? People are mental about putting it on everything.
What the fuck
An avacado is a fruit whereas a bat is a fucking malady infested rodent. Are you trying to sound like an absolute retard or does it come naturally?
I love you, Corona-chan! I'm taking a domestic flight within the US tomorrow, pls let me be safe
shilled as "super food"
>eating avocado is now the same as eating bats
fuuuuuuuck ur dummmm
>do americans really do this
everyone does it you delusional faggot
We donĀ“t try others because ours are better
>NOOO YOU CANT JUST EAT LIVE ANIMALS
You realize literally every single other animal does this right?
>eating rodents
Cletus...
this particular webm is retarded but eating a healthy vegetable has nothing to do with eating fucking bats fried in gutter oil
How?
the guy is most likely a chink bugman, so latter
>humans spend thousands of years domesticating animals specifically to eat
>nah fuck that I'm gonna eat the flying disease rat
Although this sort of thing is disgustingly unhealthy it's hardly going to create another plague
Animals also fuck their mothers and eat their own young, should we do that too?
Butter on a hamburger doesn't even sound good.
Christ, imagine dying like that, someone just bites into your face to hold you still and then tears you in half
only the retards eat uncooked food
Redpill me on how you milk an Almond? Seems kinda shady.
>Replying to wojack
You already lost, user
>i grew up eating squirrel
That's some trailer trash shit if I've ever seen any. Do you also cook meth?
>eating rodents in america is bad
if you hunt them yourself innawoods there is no risk to you
you need to activate it first
Bats have a much higher body temp then humans, around 105. This means that any viruses or bacteria that inhabit/infect bats have a highwe temperature threshold. So when humans get infected by a bat borne virus one of the bodies defence mechanisms, fever is useless because it will just make the body a better environment for the virus.
Cooking food and hating faggots is what separates us from the animals user.
Best guess is some kind of leech or eel. The thing is I don't know why you would want to eat it since by the time it's cleaned it's about 60% skin and 40% meat
Weapon breakage + inability to repair weapons
no u
it needs to be activated first
Can't provide for himself through conventional methods so he has to resort to becoming a disgusting jester for the world to see
Many such cases
>whitoids can't eat actual people food
shocker. there's a reason "ethnic" food establishments in america have to cater to subhuman white spice and flavor limits. and what do we get in return? censored media? caucroaches are a scourge
>the americans do it so we should do it to
do europeans really
Eel is fucking delicious
Oh wtf
Go shoot a fucking deer or something, eating rodents is literally a mark of being a goddamn peasant.
Why don't they cook it in the kitchen like regular human beings? No one wants to see that shit.
well i guess since chinks eat like wild animals and should be treated like wild animals, insectoid
why is china so awful
Nah, it's either China, or Chinatown in some other country.
Yeah, which is why their populations get culled by diseases and parasites.
I live in a place that grows this poverty fruit everywhere and everyone here is baffled beyond reason by this faggot ass white people trend.
Because its China.
Magic.
No I'm fucking seriously.
The word for "bat" and "luck" sound similar in China so those who are superstitious are eating them to gain luck.
Corona virus cant kill them fast enough
americans did not invent raw meat
>If it tastes good and doesn't kill me ima eat it
Might want to check on that doesn't kill me part before eating rats and bats.
I'm just waiting for India to get infected and mutate the hell out of X virus and fuck everyone up since they literally drink antibiotic like water, fucking up and giving more resistance to virus and germs
>Bats have a much higher body temp then humans, around 105. This means that any viruses or bacteria that inhabit/infect bats have a highwe temperature threshold
this is actually pretty interesting. didn't know that
This
SAVAGES!
whats the next virus coming out of china?
if it would kill me that I wouldn't eat it wat da fug lol
goddamn that's brutal
Humans have too, for millions of years