ITT: Vaguely described a game, other anons have to guess what it is

ITT: Vaguely described a game, other anons have to guess what it is.

>Time Crisis with anime tiddies

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Elemental Gearbolt?

>Robo-Furry Purgatory

i do this all the time with Yas Forums
a top down game where the narrator has a good voice and you can get different weapons

Red guy tries to crash into space base but then fails and turns evil. Blue guy then has to fight him.

james bond without james bond

Bastion
No
No One Lives Forever

>No One Lives Forever
not right

fuck yeah nigga you got mine right, im

James Pond?

tracking down a serial killer who gets caught within the first hour of the game or so

fuck you

you stalk a guy, then murder him and his brothers

Tiddie Crisis

Throwing shards of glass at the illuminati

It's all about sex, plotting, and war but you never actually see any of it.

oh yeah, and it turns out he doesn't even kill people

A company research teleportation technology causing an alien invasion and most of Yas Forums to have an autistic meltdown.

Half Life

OP here, the answer is Gal Gun. I'm playing Double Peace and it is quite fun so far.

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Fallout 76

Judgment

You suffer a plane crash and end up in some strange ancapistam.

Perfect Dark

puzzles but jump scare

Doom 3

Bioshock

monster hunter but you fight people,
the company also made a monster hunter game

You get arrested and some weird old guy comes up to you, hitting on you about how you've been in his dreams or some shit.

Count of Monte Cristo

No, never heard of that one before

Oblivion

Right on!
Here's a new one:
You wake up in some weird facility, go through a test, then head off to the land of the towel heads

>two part game
>villains were actually the good guys the whole time
>main protagonists kills them only to pick up the mantle after they realise they were pawns the whole time

I can't recognize it off the top of my head, but that sounds like an amazing game just off that premise alone. Is it any good?

Yes, just don't play the sequel

After an intense one-night stand, you're suddenly dodging gangbangers and shovelheads, only to find yourself in deep shit you never even knew existed before.

Have an existential crisis but you're underground

Underrail

Smoke if you've got 'em to not die.

Jesus is a dick

>Final Fight but in 3D with combos
>Game title is a sexual nickname

Gal Gun?

>Someone else knows about EG
Holy BASED

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VtM:B?

No More Heroes

Skulls make a fine drinking vessel.

You get brainwashed and get told to fuck up your old friend because hes building an army

WHY THE FUCK DID THAT MUTANT AGGRO MY SOLDIER WAS HALFWAY ACROSS THE MAP

Splatterhouse?

You got it!
Nah, it's VTM:B like someone else said.
KOTOR for sure my man, shit's hilarious with the big reveal. "Down you go!"

A fat man sends you on a suicidal mission to kill yourself

shooter where to escape you have to shoot yourself in the foot

You get thrown into prison and try to escape, and eventually you get shiny eyes that look just as badass as the goggles you wear to protect them.

>Final Fight but in 3D with combos
>Game title is a sexual nickname
What is The Bouncer?

Stalker:SoC

You beat the shit out of a blacksmith and kill 420BlazeitSatan

You start in some troll-infested mine because some anonymous assholes threatened to murder you and everyone you love if you don't go there, and that if they won't do it, someone else will murder your family since you read the letter they sent.

You got it, good guess.

Chronicles of Riddick.

You're a sushi chef who likes their job way too much.

It's almost harvesting season.

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I accept that answer, but do you have a more specific answer?
You start off running from the cops only to get caught and reveal that you actually are a cop! You then get released and go make friends with the hoodlums like the chameleon that you are.

son takes over the family business, brings peace to his country within the year

Path of Radiance?

A paper clip (or sometimes paperclip) is a device used to hold sheets of paper together, usually made of steel wire bent to a looped shape (though some are covered in plastic). Most paper clips are variations of the Gem type introduced in the 1890s or earlier, characterized by the almost two full loops made by the wire. Common to paper clips proper is their utilization of torsion and elasticity in the wire, and friction between wire and paper. When a moderate number of sheets are inserted between the two "tongues" of the clip, the tongues will be forced apart and cause torsion in the bend of the wire to grip the sheets together.

Correct.

Whatever the subtitle was Escape from Butcher Bay.
Sleeping Dogs.

The main goal of this game is to impregnate the Villainess.

its all a dream about fighting cancer.
despite winning, you lose.

>play KOTHR for the first time
>later trying to find a video on youtube
>[COMPANION] REACTS TO BIG TWIST WE PUT IN THE TITLE

Kyle Hyde's whacky adventures

Undertale but porn.

>monster hunter but you fight people

Manhunt

hell yeah

You, aided by yourself from the future and a demon, defeat another demon by using Christianity.

Eternal Sonata

Very nice man, unfortunately, I don't recognize that game immediately.
Hahahahah, nice
You're chillaxin' at home when suddenly some demonic' lookin' fucker comes and steals your beer and takes off your arm, so you take his in retaliation, use it as your own, and follow him to hell in order to get your beer back!

nada.
its a pc game.

Get the sword
(you do not end up getting the sword)

Rogue Agent?
Golden Sun

If it is Golden Sun, that's slightly misleading

No, how are those games though? heard they were good
hint: the game focuses around paper clips

The entire plot revolves around not lighting the beacons to doing their work when you meat with felix

You tell the bad guy to kill himself and he does it, the absolute madman.

Alcoholic loser who sold his own child has to fight a cult

Lost Highway ripoff except it's written by an angsty teen.

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I misread your post slightly, so nevermind, golden sun fits fine
Fallout 1 or 3?

You are on a quest but you forgot what you were doing, so you instead go to kill a king, but he forgot what he was doing, so you settle on killing the queen instead

The Silver Case

Mass effect?

Ok so there's this old guy who rules an entire kingdom, and he dies. His son was asleep for 200 years and was forgotten about so everyone else is trying to take the throne. His son also hates big titties, and has a flat chested sidekick. Someone sends an assassin who turns out to be an innocent girl, who eventually joins them. Then God tries to erase the girl for turning traitor and the son sacrifices himself to save her, learning about love along the way.

WAIT
A
MINUTE
THAT
CARD

No.

Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura
You don't directly tell them to kill themselves, they just off themselves out of despair due to the information you tell them, or the deductions they make.
Shit, that's a good one, I didn't even think of that.

Played them a long time ago but I definitely remember enjoying them. Story was nice but I remember getting lost at times and not knowing what to do.

That's not vaguely describing it, that's pretty descriptively describing it.

Clearly disgaea.

you and the bros walk around with some shitty balls and hope that does something