They can't keep getting away with it

Don't tell me what to do faggot

Just like God hand right?

correct. god hand is clunky button masher garbage

>Watching review's gameplay
>They obviously had no idea what they were doing
>Walk speed wasn't at fast
>6/10 score

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>correct
It’s Opposite Day so I’m glad we can disagree on something.

are roguelikes the ultimate pleb filter? journalists hate the genre so much, it even cancels out the nintendo bonus.

>Walk speed wasn't at fast

This is what bothers me the most about most of these video reviews. Why do they all have the walk speed at default yet complain about the speeds of the game.

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Fellas...
youtu.be/-YL4a7fMW6k

i tried the demo of this game and it seemed like it was made for little kids

low effort 3DS asset flipping from like 2010, which is all game freak is physically capable of making. i don't know if you guys have noticed but GF's been begging coders and programmers to come work for them, but turnover is super high because the company runs on nepotism and favoritism

YOU
WILL
STILL
BUY
IT

if you needed the demo to tell you that a pokemon is game is for kids you might be a bit slow user

I never played any of the Mystery Dungeon games. Can someone try to explain to me how they fucked up a remake?

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>Purity Forest (Japanese: きよらかな もり Pure Forest) is a dungeon in Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team and Blue Rescue Team. It is home to Celebi and contains 99 floors. This dungeon is automatically unlocked after clearing Pitfall Valley and obtaining the Sky Blue Plains Friend Area from an optional mission.

>Teammates cannot be brought into Purity Forest. Upon entry, the team leader will be reduced to level 1, returning to its original level after exiting the dungeon. IQ will also be reset to the initial skills until the player exits the dungeon. Any items or Poké carried prior to entry will be permanently lost. Pokémon encountered here, cannot be recruited in this dungeon. Additionally, spawned items have 5% chance to be sticky. Heavy darkness shrouds all floors.

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>Gamefreak
The fucking state of this board

It literally has the same Metascore as the original. The fuck are you trying to say?

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That critics always pan Mystery Dungeon games? The fuck did you think I was trying to say?

is this supposed to mean something?

Welcome to hell, disguised as heaven. The game doesn't fuck around. Your character is also accused of being a murderer and is banished from your home village and chased by all your friends who want you dead.

I thought you were doing a
POKEMON BAD
STOP BUYING
post.
My bad.

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>mediocre Mystery Dungeon overpraised by diehard Pokemon fans is mediocre
Wow, what a surprise.

Maybe the journos are trying to make up for being forgiving to SwSh by trashing the next Pokemon game.
Sonic Unleashed got worse review scores than 06, so there's a precedent for that kind of behavior.

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>Nintendo Bonu-

casuals hate mystery dungeon games

>Mainline game somehow praised by critics is terrible.
It's almost as if the critics and players expect nothing but the most basic, snoozefest, RPS gameplay from Pokemon, and are willing to pan anything else just to make it known.
People are retarded. Nothing has changed.

Really? If anything it feels too complicated for little kids. I work retail and I fear I'll get returns from clueless kids and even more clueless parents if I just deceptively shill the game to them just because it's a Pokemon game

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>mediocre mainline series overpraised by critics is mediocre
Which is it then, user? You can’t play both ways.

They didn't. Reviewers just hate PMD for whatever reason. Like Explorers of Sky is probably the best game in the series yet it got a fucking 4/10 on IGN for "being a rehash", yet they'll happily give a great score to third versions in the main series which have much less new content.

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>my game is shit
>b-b-but cult game have shit reviews too so my shit game with shit reviews is GOAT too!!! HAHAHAH
Don't be like this user.

Lmao so it’s a 40 without the Nintendo bonus?
Good riddance. Fuck Nintendo.

tl:dr
Sorry, we don’t accept greentext babies around these parts.

>DS version five points lower
The only reason I can think for this is that the reviewer preferred the GBA screen to the DS phat.

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Why do PMDfags have gigantic victim complexes considering how much they like to pedestal this mediocre series as the best in the genre?

We just like the games a lot dude. Quit being so jaded.

It's the same reskinned game since 1993

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No one praises that trash

Seconding this. They're utterly boring with the absolute worst level design known to mankind and the most basic roguelike gameplay anyone could ever come up with. People only like it because the pokemon talk.

Imagine being a thisposter.

youtube.com/watch?v=pS5ZOZkw-WA
GameXplain, biggest unabashed Nintendo shills on this green earth, hated it

>Why didn't we give the game to someone more favorable about the series?
>Literally no one I talked to was interested in it.
Fucking ouch. I appreciate him for actually being honest about it though, he could have easily sucked the game's cock for Nintendo and their retarded viewers. Now they're eating shit in the comments for it.

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You could use the same argument for mainline yet critics slurp that shit up.

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PMD is too hard for journos to get into
Whereas literal babies can beat modern pokemon

still doesn't change the fact the game is absolutely shit, only children or manchildren with shit taste will enjoy it.

Not just journos, but casuals too. You can see it reflected in the marketing, most of it focuses entirely on selling the idea of becoming a Pokemon, very little about the gameplay. They know people will be turned away by the roguelike genre.

>I could never get into these games

So why did he accept to review it?

He reviews the mainline Pokemon games and like he said in the tweet no one else gave a shit because they are all well-acquainted with the stink of "mystery dungeon [x]". The main gamexplain guy is incredibly autistically selective with what he reviews (pretty much only sticks to core Mario and Zelda games), and the third guy does shit the other two won't do.

>We all have our personal interests and this genre isn't one of mine
Ladies and gentlemen, the reason why reviewers are trash. They'll play games they know they don't even like and give them low scores because of it. At least this man has the balls to admit his review is a farce.
I'm not defending PMD, by the way.

>No one was interested in the game.
Then your publication shouldn't have forced a review out.

The fuck are you on about? At least SM tried to shake the formula with the trials and totem fights, SWSH are by far the blandest, most generic cookie-cutter games in the whole franchise. No dungeons, linear routes, bland story, only gimmick is "Pokémon but they're big now", everything is streamlined and the corners are rounded to make the games as safe and boring as possible for zoomers and mobile players to feel at home.

One of their other guys tweeted in defense something like "why should we have given the game to someone biased that already likes the series?"

>He couldnt do this shit as a kid
lmaoing at your fucking life you casual

>you can only review the game if you're a diehard fan who is liable to give some of its flaws a pass because you like the game at large

I’m surprised they didn’t sell two versions of this game, too

Serius question, why do game critics hate pmd so much but love the mainline games?

>THE SOUNDTRACKS OUT ALREADY
Masterful bait, crazy how no one took it yet

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Is PMD cursed to never ever get a metascore higher than 70?

>Get 3D models from the 3DS games
>Pay some intern to doodle backgrounds
>Throw an awful filter over everything
>Don't need to do any work writing a new story because it's a remake solidifying how they have zero ideas left
>wtf why are the reviews bad

Why give the game to someone biased that already doesn't like the series?

It got the same score as the original masterbaiter. This score is because journos hate Mystery Dungeon.