I just don't understand why E-sports aren't taken seriously!

What a chad

Videogames are made for children.

>ATHLETES
>NOT YET

Smash is not an esport.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ri1MrA7cbNo

I'm glad the chad players play Samsho, Marvel, Streetfighter and Tekken,

a smash thread died for this. and that's a good thing

>the virgin bathroom goer vs the chad public shitter

>I didn't go
????

What is wrong with Smash players

Insulted.

Reminder to take a shower at least 3 times a week. And that's being generous.

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I Hate Smash but i respect the determination of the player

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>won
Absolute chad

>literal who twitter post
>I wasn't there but dude trust me

>venue reeked like shit all night
fake news, nobody would notice a smell at one of these things no matter how bad. it's like being in the middle east, or india, or any place with lots of poor people and heat that smells bad: you just accept it the minute you enter.

Boy that must have been a fun run. Just imagine how it felt sliding and slapping between her thighs as she ran.

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>not only did his opponent lose the game but also had to smell the winner's shit
damn, i didn't know smash was this based

Games with this feel?

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looks like the last smash major went pretty well

It's not like he had much of a choice. He probably got diarrhea right before the game began, and couldn't go to the toilet, so he decided to try to keep it in until the game was over. Otherwise he would have been disqualified.
But then he failed, but then it's already too late, so may as well finish it. There's nothing that can be done anyway.

>i didn't go but this is a fact
ban twitter shit screencrap

does your anus get really loose when running marathon length distances? haha

Seems like a pretty typical smash tourney to me.

I've never seen so many people with an absolute feeling of defeat.

a celebration of gaming

Yeah fatigue kicks in and your body starts putting more effort into keeping you from falling over so muscles other than your legs just start giving up

NFL players shit and piss themselves all the time

what in the flying fuck is this

I don't get it, who would make a webm of Yas Forums's frontpage?

Go bathe, smashie

>Have to take a shit
>Only option is a walmart bathroom

Alright time to shit on the floor

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>3 times a week
how about daily you fucking swamp creature?

It was a Smash 4 event btw.
Why do nuSmash players love to shart so much?

>her
>she

What am I looking at?
Why do you have this saved?

But that usually happens when they’re passed out from drinking alcohol and exhausted from beating their wives

Why is everyone shitting themselves? I hope the cafeteria staff was sued because it's clearly their fault

I'm being lenient. If I make the challenge to strong they might give up. You have to approach these issues slowly so you don't scare them off.

Smashfags have created a situation where a nigger can unironically lecture white people about hygiene. It would be impossible to overstate what an achievement that is. Bravo.

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It's from some stupid tv show

This is from a netflix pseudo-documentary, it's a comedy

Because doubting an unironic twitter user immediately means you like the thing they're being completely honest about

What the fuck is the context behind this

I pretty much closed the image as soon as I saw it so I didn't look to carefully.

You're asking a bit too much from smash players

It's a scene from some TV show

That makes sense. I was really questioning why the girls in skirts didn't just fully pull them up because they would absolutely feel splatter like that and not like it

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I have a showe once every 3-4 days, and i NEVER played smash. BUT i wash my ass every time after taking a shit, that's important

I can fap to this.

>Wasting that much water
No thanks

what the fuck is happening here

Learn how to do quick showers.

t. smash player

That's those butterflies from stage fright from having people focus on you. Always take a crap before going out for long periods of time.

They's shitting themselves.

youtube.com/watch?v=kW9pGZAUEAU

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E-sports are a complete joke and people pretending otherwise, are a laughingstock.

youtube.com/watch?v=BMZ2QFLrLvk

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>watch some Smash videos on YouTube
>literally every single ad I get is for deodorant
You can't make this shit up.

Its a tv show

Yes yes goy, agree with what the TV and media tells you!

I feel the same way they do about esports about niggerball and hockey.

showering daily can lead to health problems, specially skin and nail problems. I used to shower daily but it ruint my toenails.

it beats being itchy

Remember to use pine tar soap Yas Forums

Its natural and good for you

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you get used to it. at first it really did suck and i did itch. but after awhile your body grease and smell starts to um.... how do i put this. FEEL AND SMELL FUCKING AMAZING! (not for other people i assume) so i can see the appeal of not showering.

it looks like it costs an arm and a leg. Also I need antibacterial soap for my acne.