Is the South really like this?

its below the Mason–Dixon line

The "south" is many different regions, but Louisiana and parts of Florida are definitely their own kind of special.

It's actually more like this

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>13 years old
>travel up to my Georgia friends' old home from Jacksonville to stay the weekend
>bugs everywhere
>he claims "yeah, that's JAWJA for ya!"
>nigger, I live in Florida I know what insects are
>fridge does not work, it's just a pantry to his family
>they still put fridge things in it
>play outside till dusk
>dinner is a greenbean and ham casserole
>I cannot seem green beans or ham through the thick mayonnaise
>where the fuck do they store the mayonnaise
>one courtesy bite
>"brb bathroom"
>spit it out in toilet and audibly groan "holy shit" under my breath and breathe in deep
>choke on the air
>it's spicy
>look down and to my left behind the toilet
>huge black mass of mold and what I'm assuming may have been towels at some point with three huge 6-7" mushrooms clawing up toward the toilet handle
>mfw I realize im in for an entire wekend of this madness

Never again.
Also
>playing SNES mario
>friend jumps up and giggles "ratatat, rat attack!"
>my eyes following him as be bolts to the doorway and punts this FUCKHUGE rat into the hallway drywall so hard it lands and convulses violently
>he just sits back down next to me

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Yes. I'm from south-america so I'd know

>mayonnaise a casserole
I still don't understand why white people feel the need to do this

Country people either cook incredibly delicious food, or buttfuck nasty food. There is no in between.

We have better food than the rest of the south. We're still the same barely literate shits with busted infrastructure and horrible governing. (although John Bel Edwards is a decidedly wonderful moderate and this pleases me)

>animeposter from california lies for (you)s
at least you put some effort into it

wait, is RE7 ANOTHER anti-dixie game? Haven't people gotten enough chuckles in? Surely people don't seriously think dixie is some uncivilized mess, right?

Ngl the baker family was cozy as fuck, even when jack was going crazy

I don't believe you

>Jacksonville
That's how I know you're black.

why do people who live in the cities that are overrun with carpetbaggers think they can speak for the rest of us?

Even worse
They call all types of sodas Coke.

Savages

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no but all my friends were. I didn't choose to live there, I was poor. That's how I knew there shouldn't have been THAT meaning insects in his house, as someone below the poverty line in a place with tons of bugs.

Ackchyually it turns out the Bakers were a perfectly decent family, their southern hospitality lead to their downfall at the moldy hands of Eveline.
So the game is actually about how big pharma bypasses traditional values to destroy the family unit.
You just had to pay fot several pieces of DLC to get the whole story.

Why don't you believe him? Everything he said sounds plausible as fuck. I'll tell some of my own south stories.

>went truck hunting innawoods in Arkansas
>it's illegal as fuck but we don't care
>uncle sees a buck, 30.06's it
>jumps from truck and runs into the brush
>nothing for a little bit
>trudges back out of the brush covered from head to toe in blood
>"I had to knife it to finish it off. It chipped one of it's points when it fell, gol durnit!"
>wow okay

>be 5 years old
>go down the street to other kid's house
>he was using a car battery and jumper cables in some weird attempt to fry his own shit
>kid had a habit of shitting all over his property and never in the toilet
>go into their house
>it smells like fucking dank piss and shit and they never have any food and barely any furniture
>years later realize they were stereotypical meth family
>they had 5 fucking kids
Thanks for introducing me to Gran Turismo, Travis.

Funnily enough we still see each other from time to time when our group of friends gets together and played some RE7 together a year ago. I was this close to saying "remind you of anything" whenever the black mold monsters showed up but couldn't bring myself to

>carpetbaggers
Ease up on the roleplay there, Cletus. I'm just as "southern" as you are, I assure you. I'm just not a retard.

stop pretending

You gotta be the only white guy in that whole city, I would always avoid that place like the fucking plague. Only going in for the cool x1029 concerts and then promptly fucking off back southwards.

Nigger, I'm in Tennessee and the infrastructure here is some of the best I've seen. I hate going to northern "rich states" because their shit is busted and horrible.

>I'm just not a retard.
I don't that for a fucking second. You live outside of Ohio after all.

Infrastructure is garbage almost everywhere in the US, it's a national problem.
t. floridafag

TN actually has money though and it's not the deep south
The deep south is a poverty stricken nigger filled shithole
>t. Mississippi

If you don't hear that word thrown around you live in a LARPing town that pretends to be dixie but is actually genuinely filled with said carpetbaggers

go back

Honestly, that's kind of the feeling I remember as a kid when visiting our neighbors. They lived in our grandpa's old house, so it was more run down than ours, and their cooking was usually stuff I wasn't used to.

yes but the south is filled with more blacks than whites but yes this is how your average southern dinner looks like

>Tennessee
Well, Mr. Barely Southern, jhave

A vote for Bidden is a vote for Trump.

I hear it all the time from dudes that are 70 years old and maybe from the occasionally oil rig guy who hasn't read a book since the 5th grade. Being proud of your ignorance is why the south is a shithole btw.

Fair, it's not deep south. I don't know that I could stand being deeper than TN. My area doesn't have money, but the roads are pristine and it's fucking nice.

>NOT A REAAAAL SOUTHERNER, YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH NIGGERS FUCKING YOUR SHIT UP
Das right, and let's keep it that way.

>I hear it from the old blood but not ny of progressive new kids whose parents moved down here 20 years ago and turned it liberal. Being proud of your ignorance is why the south is a shithole btw.

>My area doesn't have money, but the roads are pristine and it's fucking nice.
Sounds nice. The roads in both MS and LA have to be some of the worst I've ever seen in my life, they're Fallout 3 tier.

Tell me what is good about ranking in the bottom 10 of all states in basically every measurable quality of life and economic index?

Is everyone ITT larping or are there genuinely just a bunch of liberal inner city kids that think they know what they're talking about?

I'm sorry that I read books and don't relegate myself to being a Busch drinking NASCAR watching pleb. You're on Yas Forums, you think you're going to find "good ole boys" here then you're dumb as dirt, son.

I've lived in two states throughout my life, Ohio and Tennessee, mostly TN though. Ohio's roads go from "good" to "absolute garbage that might as well be a gravel road", and it takes them years to fix if they ever even attempt it, which they don't. Rural Ohio is just shit tier when it comes to roads, but rural TN doesn't have that issue nearly as much in my experience.

Why are you bringing up California?

Thread was made by a califag who pays for a Yas Forums pass, yes

I live in Louisiana though.

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No you don't
Cute filename tho
Still asshurt from Bernie getting fucked over yesterday?

>You don't live where you say you do
What? I live in Converse in Sabine parish.

This is a strange type of trolling, but it's fresh and I like it. Keep it up.

No. We're fatter.

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I can tell this pot didn't have enough seasoning in it.

> Welcome to the family, son

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>southerners still think they're the most based people
sorry, but people from idaho, montana and wyoming are the most based people in modern america

I've never been to any of those places, but I'd like to get up to Montana to go hiking. It seems like the perfect place to spend a few weeks innawoods.

I've considered moving to the middle of nowhere in the middle of the country. Land is insanely cheap, I'll probably buy it within the coming years and sit on it if nothing else. Hundreds if not thousands of acres of unrestricted land listed for fucking NOTHING.

Some of the south periphery is nice, and I'd say nicer than the rust belt shitholes and upper mid-atlantic. Especially as it continues to boom in population.

.t Nova to Delaware and man it's depressing driving from DC to Philly unless it's summer and spring

Lay off the potatoes, Boudreaux.

>Boudreaux
>tastearkansas
He's probably just called "Bud" if we're honest.

if you can look past the ridiculous crime, alaska is probably the most based

Didn't notice that. Who associates crawfish with Arkansas!?

I've never been through the northeast, but Cleveland Ohio was the most depressing place I've ever seen. Miles of highways snaking around abandoned and overgrown factories on the outskirts of town. It's hell, yet the "north" is considered the civilized, well maintained part of the country.