>no Message of the week
>can't shoot down a UFO
>no monthly raffles
>no Cherry Blossom Festival
>no Serena
>no windsocks in spring
>no Black Friday sale with grab bags
>no Gracie's car wash
>can't customize inventory menu
>no Acorn Festival
>no way to destroy snowmen
>no Dump
>no swimming and diving (on a fucking island)
>no Bright Nights event
>no drawing on Blanca's face
>can't shoot down Pete with a slingshot
>no playable NES games (or other systems)
>n̶o̶ ̶d̶a̶i̶l̶y̶ ̶g̶l̶o̶w̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶d̶i̶g̶ ̶s̶p̶o̶t̶
>no balls villagers play with
>no coin toss on New Year
>no waving to villagers from afar
>no gyroid face
>no gold statue of yourself
>no Yay Day
>forged paintings exist
>n̶o̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶e̶r̶o̶b̶i̶c̶s̶ (?)
>no explicitly asking the villagers for jobs
>no treasure hunts
>no lighthouse duty
>shitty and bland villager interaction
>no constellation making in the observatory
>can't have multiple towns
>n̶o̶ ̶3̶-̶t̶i̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶w̶n̶s̶
>n̶o̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶o̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶s̶e̶n̶d̶/̶r̶e̶c̶e̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶/̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶r̶a̶n̶d̶o̶m̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ (funcionality yet to be confirmed)
>no 15 villagers max
>no balloons from Phineas
>no competing in Flower Fest
>no gyroid house manager
>no point system when shopping
>no Sports Fair
>no gold trees
>no Farley
>no Boondox
>i̶s̶a̶b̶e̶l̶l̶e̶ ̶f̶a̶g̶g̶o̶t̶r̶y̶
>no flags on house
>n̶o̶ ̶W̶i̶s̶p̶'̶s̶ ̶s̶p̶i̶r̶i̶t̶ ̶c̶a̶t̶c̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ (Wisp is in but functionality to be confirmed)
>no option to drop multiple items at once
>no journals
>no shopping credit cards
>no Frillard
The fate of Animal Crossing New Horizons
The fate of OP
>Cocksucking
>Shizophrenia
>Autism
>they hated him because he spoke the truth
Imagining nitpicking so hard and still getting your predictions wrong.
I seriously hope the joke is just that they looked like a pleb
>talking shit about forged paintings
Look at this pleb not filling his room with cool guy samurai portraits
I know it's supposed to be a tranny thing based on the colors picked, but I prefer it being a Tomboy who "developed" and is now suddenly embarrassed of being reminded.
>ACPGfag gets triggered so hard by returning camera he resorts to scraping bottom of the barrel features from WW/CF
Can't make this shit up.
I admire this kind of skepticism
I think it's healthy to consider the worst possibilities
Let me try to contribute, OP
>no Kicks shop building
>no Katrina/daily fortune/luck
>no Joan
>no Chip
>no Nat
>no summer fireworks festivals
>no Pelly
>no Phyllis
>no post office at all, letters are sent via an airport giftshop (???)
>no bank
>no retro minigames accessed via furniture
>no Brewster
>no bikinis (on a VACATION ISLAND) because of forced unisex clothing
>males can't be topless (on a VACATION ISLAND) because of forced unisex clothing
>no Harriest/Shampoodle
>no cooking
>no Crazy Redd
>no Lyle
>no HHD
>no house exterior decorating shop, all done through a menu at the town hall
>no Kicks shop building
does he just sell shoes outside or is he not a seller at all?
user nobody is saying the game's bad, it's just a list of things that are missing from older games and would be cool if reintroduced
cross out HHA and bank
oops wrong image
he's a travelling NPC now, I think
He just visits your town and sells a small stock before leaving the next day
It's possible he could get his own building and permanently stay in town I guess... Maybe even an extra wing of Nookingtons
No, OP, people hate you because you are an autist who spams this shit constantly.
also, there's no way they'd show crazy redd in a nook inc. ad, nook canonically hates him.
You played the game?
yes, AMA
Yeah that's a much better comic
How old were you when you had your first sexual experience?
It's just Herny doing a comic about how he gradually made his character look like a cute girl over the course of his playthrough.
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can I get a source of this?
Fuck off jvgsjeff
it's been a rollercoaster ride seeing people shitpost animal crossing
the sites become so polarized that a series most people ignored at worst needs to be some flamewar bullshit hill to die on
I think people like yourselves overreact to negative criticism and pessimistic skepticism. Yes sometimes it's exaggerated and usually posted in a silly meme way, but I'm sure they're as excited about the game as you.
>the fucking feng shui might be back
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The night goes on
as I'm fading away
bullshit, people who are actually excited over the game but are still critical of it don't start every fucking thread with the same buzzword shitpost lists, some of which are from fucking new leaf lazily edited to be relevant to this one
Baby shark!
heehee :3
>some of which are from fucking new leaf lazily
the entire list is primarily a list of things not present in New Leaf. Now it is reused for NH which is why some things are crossed out as they're being confirmed for being present in NH
you're getting mad for no good reason
>nnnooooo how dare you want this old feature back into the game, just be happy that X is in and consoom
...
Well damn. There really is no exceptions huh.
>can't shoot down a UFO
that's just gulliver and he's already confirmed.
what did I miss
cute boys always get loved, yes
especially Korean celebrities
install 4chanx
thank me later
god I want it so badly bros
Yeah....happened to me too. Went full trap mayor, then ended up back so simple dude sweater. Wish I was on my desktop to post a pic
I had the goofy poptart 3DS for NL, and I can't tell if I like NL's 3DS XL or the NH's Switch design more.
>source: OPs ass
Yas Forums is retarded. Shitting on a game that's not even out yet for not having things that they have no idea whether it actually has or not.
It's like you're desperate to be upset at something.
WHERES THE NSP OR XCI LEAK AHHHHHH
>no Chip
I don't see how that's too big of a problem considering we got Chip's son now
ok pedo
just teasing
source for what you dumb idiots, these are things that were missing in new leaf and are as still unconfirmed to be present in NH
>hurrrr you should just assume literally everything is in this game until proven otherwise
Any holiday events I would put a ? at the end since holiday stuff is something we won't know a lot about since the direct kind of implied the holidays will be free DLC around the time those holidays come around most likely because of the time travel cheaters.
>no time travelling means i have to stay in a season for 4 fucking months straight
AAAAAAA
This. I hope game gets leaked so I can play it sooner
kys timescum cunt
Is there porn of this character?
No, but there's porn of (you)
Yes, I requested some in the Yas Forums drawthread
Like you can still time travel you just won't get the holidays.
Can you keep the important stuff and not pad the list with petty stuff or things they'll obviously update with patches when we get to those holidays? I want an actually assessment of what it's missing. Your list is not that.
who wants to bump together on a double bed with me?
What do you mean no time travelling? What is stopping you from changing the Switch's clock like in previous games?
DID YOU KNOW THAT LE DOOM IS RELEASING ON THE SAME DAY
No one wants to see that.
I wish to see it
based redditor
>no constellation making
God I miss it so much bros
Wild World was so fuckjng cozy. Despite it being the clunkiest of the series, it's still easily the best aesthetic. So many little touches to it.
>kept getting "anus" constellations after playing with people
it was like a fucking STI
I mean, Nintendo has only shown us the beginning of the game
No one knows if its in or not yet.
>only one character in one panel is colored
>left the construction lines in
>construction lines are cyan to emulate the non-photo blue that traditional animators use, despite this being a digital comic that does not involve photography in any way
This is what irks me most about this comic.
The photo doesn't count unless the toaster is visibly plugged in and heating.
>It's like you're desperate to be upset at something.
Correct. OP (or the guy who made the copypasta at least) is a self admitted shitposter but ever since the direct came out, anons have been making shit up for doing anything they can to pretend the game won't be okay.
>noooooo you haz to burn your houze dowwwnssss herpaderp
Okay retard
>nooooo you actually have to wait a day for your house to change
>noooooooooooo your not allowed to repeat events for all the items
>nooooooooooooo you have to wait months of real time wahhhhh no you can’t just do any event you feel like... wahhhh nooooo
>noooooooo yoou cant go ahead a day for your catleough item to come
>nooooooooooooooooooo
>nooooooo you can just go to a certain season if you want toooo nooooo
Kys faggot autist
>make a list of features missing ever since NL, some even earlier, to keep track of
>nnnooo why do you want the game to fail!!
get a grip
Kill yourself zoomer that needs instant gratification.
Jump off a bridge.
Face it there isn’t much to do a day in animal crossing sorry I feel like actually playing some of the fun things in the game than rather just do chore simulator 2000 I like the actual game but if like there is nothing else to do I will change it to the next day keep crying retard while you have to wait months to that event you want to do for the item or something I will just get to do it right away fagtard
Do you need help?
I agree the wojak meme typing is shit and godawful but it unfortunately grew on me, that doesn't mean all those posts are the same person.
Fuck this garbage board
im a TTfag but in NH you wont be able to do this because holidays are DLC (free) only
Events are updates they push out when they want.
You will not be able to skip ahead and go do halloween or christmas.
Fucking cope zoomer retard.
based
Good thing I’m not a switch tranny I was just saying how retarded nontimefags are like imagine waiting real months to do some event in a game kinda pathetic huh
>implying people won’t find away around it in like a week
Okay retard
Seething tranny
how do you get dlc before its even in the game thats not how hacking works
Bruh how the fuck do you get dlc updates months in advance. Fucking lmao.
It’s on the disk retard
>It’s on the disk
AHAHAHAHAHA
>on the disk
>switch doesn't use disks
???
bruh
who are you quoting?
Fuck you faggot I don’t have a ditch
still bullshit that i cant have the sanrio villagers in my island
imagine not having a ditch
then why are you posting as if you know anything? im laughing at you
every man should have a ditch user
it's what separates men from boys
Are you stupid?
yeah and so is everyone im replying to, its contagious
