What are you going to play tonight user?

Reinfection exists, also the virus never leaves your body
Enjoy your airborne aids retard

>Reinfection exists
Actually fake news
All the questionable cases has not been confirmed

► China 80,282 (2,981)
► International 14,098 (240): S. Korea 5,621 (35) Iran 2,922 (92) Italy 2,502 (79) D. Princess 706 (6) Japan 319 (6) France 212 (4) Spain 202 (1) USA 132 (9) Hong Kong 103 (2) Australia 50 (2) Thailand 43 (1) Taiwan 42 (1) S. Marino 16 (1) Philippines 3 (1) Germany 262 Singapore 110 Switzerland 93 UK 85 Kuwait 56 Bahrain 52 Malaysia 50 Norway 48 Netherlands 38 Sweden 35 Canada 33 Iraq 32 India 28 Austria 27 UAE 27 Belgium 23 Iceland 20 Vietnam 16 Israel 15 Lebanon 13 Oman 12 Macao 10 Denmark 10 Croatia 9 Greece 9 Algeria 8 Czechia 8 Qatar 8 Ecuador 7 Finland 7 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Romania 6 Pakistan 5 Portugal 5 Azerbaijan 3 Georgia 3 Russia 3 Brazil 2 Egypt 2 Estonia 2 Indonesia 2 Ireland 2 New Zealand 2 Senegal 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Dom. Rep. 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Luxembourg 1 Macedonia 1 Monaco 1 Morocco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 Saudi Arabia 1 Sri Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Argentina 1 Chile 1 Faeroes 1 Liechtenstein 1 Poland 1

Need statistic about common flu killing people in murica alone?

Should I eat 4 flintstone vitamins then?

>Virus kills really old or malnourished people
>ITS THE END OF THE WORLD

Sometimes I do wish the world would end so you retards would get killed off

>really old or malnourished people

29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
archive.is/zImUv

27 year old dies, no underlying disease
archive.is/pgxDl

Kinda funny that an elderly man with the virus was cured

madagascar already closed ports
its over for corona

tomorrows my birthday

gonna be practicing some good old planetmans for the OP the bois will be doing after the patch

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>Third world shit holes

Yeah no

So what next after tomorrow? Will they dig into their archives to find another epic get?

>march 5th
god damnit, my birthday's on the 7th

Hey, in South Korea (the country with 0.6% death rates from coronavirus) around a half of the dead people had mental illness
Fearmongering schizoids are in the higher risk group, i'd say.

Fear mongering is a time honored tradition, even here

nah, you need this 4 first

Because it got loose in a mental ward

Failed, load last checkpoint?

if 3 WW3 in this year

Save state

Save state

Funny, since there will never be another conflict like WW2 ever again. It'll be nothing but drones bombing the shit out of everything.

>society collapses because chinks just can't stop eating bats
what a way to go

On March 5th time is going to be reset to 1988 January 1st.

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Humans are no more a resource for conflicts, humans are just score points

My droid armies will put an end to that
Third or so time in a millennium that China ruined the world with a deadly disease

>chinese living in the epicentre of epidemy
>not malnourished
>not overworking to the bone on top of it
Right now they have over 50k recovered and even managed to save a 98 years old granny, and that's in a country with a really shitty health care.

Fucking awesome, finally going back to big hair, arcades, and AIDS.

who cares lol, bunch of narcissists deserve this plague to see how self centered they are
you don't matter, ewhores and eceleb faggotry
everyone obsessed with "making it" in their faggy little college careers
nothing will happen though, like always

China is telling trues
woah

7 and niggers take over the world

Lol look at this projecting loser and laugh

1 and niggers will do nigger things

Their death rates are in line with the worst worldwide cases, and they are already restarting their own production lines
It's a tough choice between China and schizoids but this time i would rather listen to China

8 and this mutt gets banished

>nothing will happen
A recession is basically guaranteed, but otherwise yeah the corona isnt going to turn the world into STALKER

6 and Jannies join the 41%

I got really sick over the weekend so I've just been playing switch games in bed waiting for death

>trusting China
>Ever
Nah, neither they or the schizos deserve to be listened to

4 and mods ban me

Comfy night games.
Probably gonna boot up Mirror's Edge and just run around.
Or continue VTMB or Swat 4.

The world is not fucked but America with its godawful medicine will most likely get Swine Flu 2.0
>other countries like South Korea and Russia did over 100k virus tests
>America did less than 1k before they started hiding the numbers

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5 and Yas Forumsfags get cured of their collective mental illness.

>Ecuador 7
It's over for us. We were going to die in the next 5 years anyways.

This
Zoomers need to calm down, this definitely won’t be the only time this happens in their lifetime. The media loves to use these viruses to influence shit on a damn near yearly basis.

I bought The Witcher 3 and played for a bit a week ago but i rather play Bloodborne instead but i have played Bloodborne so much that i got bored instantly when i started a new run. I bought Yakuza 0 yesterday but i still have the urge to play Bloodborne.
How do i stop this cycle?

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back in the cagie wagie maybe schlomo will hire you after your unpaid internship is over

5 and you go hang yourself

Uhm.................. you are NOT allowed to criticize the American Government now, retard.................... you better get ready when Trump starts the day of the rope, nigger.

Watch ykk after that play tf2 and touhou. Thank god

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Lol gay

>Unpaid
Loving your tasty cope, mmm.~

It’s now over the flu update your points bro

5 and everyone gets a gf

mfw this is a world ends with you announcement

Even if the entire human race dies the earth will still exist, minding her own business for a couple million years until the next intelligent parasite evolves into existence.

t. CIA nigger

Interesting that March 5th 2020 is the 10 year anniversary of the death of Door-kun.

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Actually we don't know any real numbers. Almost 80% of the coronavirus cases don't even lead to any symptoms, so they are harder to classify and include into statistics. We may be looking at numbers similar to the simple flu by the end of this media-manufactured "epidemic".

Even if the entire human race dies, you’ll always be a faggot

4 and this site gets shut down permanently

I live in Arizona so I like to think that if we can hold out until summer, the 120F/50C weather will cook it before it can spread.

Repent.

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Rerolling for you, my dude.

4 and this website will be the last website that stands on the internet as we know it.

I dont think you know what that word means sweaty

Suck my cock and die.

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3 and this thread dies

you are doing it wrong check this

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It's in Iran, bro. Your adobe huts wont save you

You’re correct. I get paid for everything I do >w>

It's less than 10C in Iran right now

Last time I checked the death rate for 20-29 year olds was still just 0.2%

Mom? I didn't know you spoke English

If 56 anyone who reads this post will eventually develop a fierce craving for cock

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Not even that. Unless something drastic happens I really doubt all out total war is worth it for any of the world powers.
It's proxy wars, embargoes and cyer attacks from here on out.

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Jesus Christ nigger that was obviously a joke about the whole Exit part, get that log out of your ass

7 AND WE ALL DIE

Everyone dies, that's just part of life.

>98% of people survive
humanity is done for

3 and all of us will be happy

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I really hope this is true

Not to be edgy but...Let It Die.

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AAAAAAAAAAAH, SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

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It is. He got 8 digits in a row for his post number.

lads, ALL schools have been closed for 2 weeks in pizza pasta country

replaying Tomb Raider 1 on Retroarch for the moment. OpenLara not having audio and cutscenes really kind of fucked up the experience for me, despite the engine improvements.

pottery

Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you reply to this post

You sneaky motherfucker

>only in her sleep
God damn it.

bat soup is CCP red herring to deflect from the fact that they had a leak in viral storage

It takes true retardation to think the Chinese state grinds its economy to a halt over WESTERN media manufactering.

this 8 is just cool and doesn't mean anything in particular

Kill me, Pete.

2 early

If 5 Sneed becomes real and anal vores all of humanity

It's already March 5th in some parts of the world so I seriously doubt anything's gonna happen.

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It grinded to a halt because it needed containment because there was literally not enough beds and resources for the severe cases, so people with benign cases got worse. On top of that, China has notoriously poor hygine, and most people there have underlying conditions from the relentlessly horrible air quality.

It's gonna be fine. Wash your hands, shower regularly, lysol the fuck out of everything.

oof

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Yeah but it's not the 5th yet in the most important part of the world. 'Murika, of course.

>not posting a barebones translation on a mainly english imageboard
Thanks retard.

Who says it's the corona virus

>Kills less people
>But has a higher infection rate than flu
Lol, besides it weakens your immune system so you can die quicker, kinda like aids huh?

What else would it even be?

>non conosce la lingua romanza suprema
I came here to laugh at you

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And a pasta canoli prosciutto day to you too, good man.

>person in the center of attention
>someone else talking about him
>il grande, il campione
>hurr I don't understand
well if that isn't a grade A burgerclap

*sneezes on everyone on this thread*

March 5th. Resonance Cascade but in real life

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>if
It already has, the governments are hiding it

>visiting a non la lingua romanza suprema imageboard
wewlad

Pretty funny to think that the world would end before we got the new half life game.

They're spreading it in the chem trails, am I right?

>all these anons worrying about the end of the world when you could die at literally any moment due to a stray accidental bullet or a car crash or a gas explosion or an anyeurism caused by a blood clot travelling up your leg because you don't stretch every 15-20 minutes during a game sesh

> you don't stretch every 15-20 minutes during a game sesh
who says i dont? youre not trying hard enough

this is why you guys suck at videogames

i assumed you dont because in another off topic Yas Forumsthread a lot of anons admitted to never getting up and stretching, and i worry for them, everyone should take frequent breaks, even at work, blood clots are no joke!

Have some imagination dude
>Nukes
>Metor
>Solar flare
>Aliens
>Rapture
>Massive natural disaster

>Massive natural disaster
True, Tennessee just got shit on by a tornado, not sure if they knew about it ahead of time or not though. I hope so, so that I can laugh at retards.

>believing China's numbers

Just leak Animal crossing first please

>Nukes
Maybe.
>Metor
We'd know it was coming beforehand.
>Solar flare
It'd have to be bigger than literally any solar flare we've ever had which is obviously unlikely.
>Aliens
We don't even know if they exist.
>Rapture
Not only was that said to happen before but we don't know if it'll ever happen.
>Massive natural disaster
I can't think of one that'd fuck the entire planet.

Go shill somewhere else Eugene

A supervolcano eruption could potentially end the world

the virgin end times spender

>We'd know it was coming beforehand.

>Scientists estimate that several dozen asteroids in the 6–12 m (20–39 ft) size range fly by Earth at a distance closer than the moon every year, but only a fraction of these are actually detected.[1][2]

>2019 OK[a] is a near-Earth asteroid noted for its sudden, surprise discovery on the day before its close flyby in 2019
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_OK

Absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence

>asteroids could technically be going SO fast that even if it were xbox hueg, we couldn't detect it and would just all die immediately as it pierces straight through earth, breaking it apart
Fucking awesome. Interesting how nobody knows about that link.

>Blocks the end of the world's path

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That's why I said "we don't even know" instead of "that's impossible".

>46

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Nothing.

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fug

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I guess 46

if 4 we get everyone gets their waifu

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>Finally find gf
>World ends
Figures

Explain this.

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Thank you based door-kun

Be honest Yas Forums: do you TRULY believe that the Coronavirus will wipe us out?

Wtf bro do you wanna OD? No more than 2.

Yes.

China's a shithole.

of course not
but I wonder what it will do to the economy

the part of russia bordering china is a desolate shithole
it's actually more likely that it starts spreading on a european russian city because of travelers

I've been playing Nioh and Sekiro side by side, first playthroughs for each.

I'm not sure why they are compared so much. They play entirely differently.

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No not really. The economy will surely be fucked up a bit but I doubt it'll screw everything over.

God, I hope he's right. We deserved death as a species long ago.

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Take a fucking guess. It's not a goddamn zombie virus.

>think
No, how in the fuck would it
>hope
Yes

fuck all movement of people between these countries which is all that matters.

I got a shitty amalgam filling for a tooth that cracked today
I'm going mercury insane so who cares
I'm playing ESO or DQ11

koikatsu

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>virus that kills boomers
Why is this a problem again?
youtu.be/K69AyDJqZso?t=265

>fucking Chinks can't even create a proper artificial, flu-like, population-decimating bio-weapon
Weaksauce AF.
Unless the dead start rising or something, I will never treat a Chink seriously.

Jesus Christ user, why would you post that? I don't want my last few hours on this planet to be seeing this shit.

Is this user from the future?

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10/10 bestgore.com

>those thighs

jesus

i'm sure it'll just fuck china's ass, not in the everyone will die way but chinks will start trusting the CPC less and less, hopefully
the rest will be relatively fine

DMC3SE, perfect way to go out

This 8 will give everyone a gf

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14 and literally nothing out of the ordinary happens tomorrow and we all just go to work while hating our lives as is the standard.

8 and you kill yourself while streaming it

I got excited for a second there but then I realized what he actually meant

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How disgusting is the fetish of kissing and cuddling.

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Isn't the coronavirus' low mortality rate WITH intensive care in a hospital? Almost anyone can tough out a flu but it also already has a higher mortality rate than the flu even if the statistics weren't taken from a hospital

Learn how to draw.

One of the most vile actions humans are capable of

Grim Dawn, it's what I've been playing lately and it seems kinda appropriate for an apocalypse.

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>Finish writing my story about the end of the world
>See this thread
I'm not surprised at this point, but nice.

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Naw, I am and the only thing that happens tomorrow is Italy declaring martial law and shutting down their borders, causing the far right to take control and become a dictatorship. Greece starts shooting up immigrants which causes Turkey to attack Greece which causes rest of NATO countries in Europe to think it does basically nothing for them and leaving NATO, and forming the EUA (European Union Army). EUA attacks Turkey which causes the big T and Russia to support Turkey. EU is attacked from two sides and split into two other half for Russia and other for USA. Then your mother dies unless you reply to this post.

Nah, considering its being used to manipulate the stock market it was probably manufactured by the roths. Lord knows how they like their stuff flame retardent.

Totono coming out in May 5th.
Release was delayed.

Depends on the age range

For you brainlets: the world won't 'end' tomorrow, but something that has been dying is ending for good during tomorrow.

Max out the first 4 columns, except take 2 points out of hotness and place into shared hobbies/interests.

Closed off the borders extremely early and autistically check out anyone with even the slightest signs of infection
Reminder that Russia did over 100k coronavirus tests at the same timespan as america did less than 500.

80k / year

Watch this

>Rapture.
lol k

Final Fantasy 7.

Yes, the original. Fuck remakes. It's perfect.

I'm watching....

if the Fried Chicken Flu didn't, this sure as fuck won't

*dab*

She’s already dead though.

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Are you saying badda bing country is in trouble?

After tinkering with epsxe a bit, these are the graphics I'll use.

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Fuck you

this 7 says everyone here will get a gf (or bf if you're a fag)

Yes but that's the same as discounting it as a possibility.

Why not use settings that make the game look better?

what if the coronavirus is a plot made by the chinese in order to make puro real

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5
0
5
5
5
0
0
0
Nothing else but hotness, love, personality and sheer freakiness matters.

nigger

Hey fuck (You)

Define better. It looks fine.

Console gaming?

What the fuck, kek

Isn't that cinco de mayo?

Go forth and love untroubled Yas Forums

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uh, BASED department?

fuck off

>got a modern gayman pc
>can play AAA games with a purr
>try and play far cry 5
>computer goes full jet engine
Same shit with anthem, must be quality coding.

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You do know the chinese government is trying to cover it all up right?
There was some big news of a chinese doctor desperately doing his job, saying the virus is spreading and killing many people of all ages and eventually dying to Corona himself

either build some shit in terraria or more snack world
there's been so many doomsday dates another one going by won't mean shit

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Niggerfaggot

I don't care I listen to this in the meantime
youtube.com/watch?v=tIFLo-0po08

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nothing i hate video games

Loves you
Hotness
Personality
Openess

Done. Perfect. Does what you want, looks perfect and is loyal.

truckin and fuckin

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not to mention wagies don't get time off so if they get it they'll just keep working and infect others

5333222.

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Post games niggers i feel so braindead right now i need something to do

>taking Yas Forums seriously.

Nobody ain't got time to replay your shit with multiple builds

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Absolute NiGGER

My mother is already dead, faggot.

rune factory 4

Cuteness is useless. When she's 100% hot.
Freakiness is useless when she 100% open to the fetishes.
Shares your hobbies. Useless I play games and she does the laundry.

My man

Is this what burgers are paniking over this year?
What was it last year? South american killerbees? I can't even tell anymore.

>cuteness is useless when she's 100% hot
it's the other way around, user

What do you do with the leftover points? I'm not interested in a doll.

Those are a lot of ifs NSA. Sounds like a shit plan.
Just shoot all the billionaires, kill their families and install socialism everywhere. Done, you now live in utopia.

Can I trade in the points for a meal voucher or something? I don't need a gf.

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You might just be joking, but you're completely right. Socialism is a utopia, unfortunately nobody ever tried it for real, so all we keep seeing are corruptions of it.

This but swap hotness with cuteness

>Cuteness is useless. When she's 100% hot.
Hot and cute isn't exactly the same thing
>Freakiness is useless when she 100% open to the fetishes.
Enjoy your GF who puts up with all your fetishes but is a dead fish at the same time
>Shares your hobbies. Useless I play games and she does the laundry.
Maybe the only point you have

If you have this generic Bimbo you don't need cuteness.

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>writing instead of learning art
You deserve the apocalypse desu

derp

Cute is more ideal, you can find hotness within cuteness, but it's a lot harder to be cute if they're hot since people will only see the hotness

Spoken like an actual cuck. I bet you think their personality matters, too.

You DO know that the Yoko Ono written, John Lennon performed song "Imagine" is the perfect description of death, right?

>Socialism is a utopia
you have no idea how true this statement is, because you don't know the literal definition of 'utopia'
ignorance is beautiful

You don't have to have actually kill the king in chess for it to be considered over, just as long as the conditions leave no options of escape

>if corona goes airborne

It already is and always has been, wtf did you think it was transmitted by, blood contact only? You get it by breathing in air of a sick person.

You mean death of all the sociopaths and psychopaths. Man I should be the director of the NSA. My death lists would be simple. Kill all the high profile Capitalists. Use the funds to install socialism everywhere. Make sure all goverments become socialist and take care of their own populations instead of exploiting them as slave labor for the rich. Don't plan too much. Just always keep the goal in mind. Kill all billionaires, install socialism in every state and overcome capitalism as humanitys disease of the past.

Okay 17th century plague doctor, I'll be sure to tie an onion to my door to get rid of all that bad air.

>silly numbers from 3 years ago marks the end of the world.

Fuck you, check my 0 faggot

I ain't clicking that shit, what happened?

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guess you meant this zero

The dog is on another layer.

Fuck you

Childs worthless video game playing father left, we have no social safety net and you people are seemingly fine with tearing our society apart, shame on all of you. My child is half black and you have no idea the terror I live every day

ITT: zoomers don’t remember West Nile Virus, Mad Cow Disease, SARS, Zika, Swine flu, E-Bola and every other sickness that was definitely going to wipe us out this time.

>adding that last bit

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It's more than the common fly now. What's your stat?

fuck you

>Russia to support Turkey

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It's like rooming up with Dr. Jekyll, isn't it? You never know when the nigger insticts bubble to the surface.

why would you do that

The heck is this headcannon

nigga u crazy

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A steamroller comes in and crushes it