>stops time
>still loses
Stops time
Cameron Jenkins
Jayden Watson
GOD IM SO FUCKING LONELY
GIVE ME A GF ALREADY
STOP POSTING CUTE GIRLS. IT'S A CONSTANT REMINDER THAT I'M STUCK HERE FOREVER
Nathaniel Ross
Robert Miller
Same user
Chase Davis
>sakuya
>tits
Joshua Morales
You can travel to gensokyo, user
Jason Peterson
Who is this artist?
Benjamin Sanchez
Jose Rodriguez
Bitches shut up
Samuel Watson
Spell Card Rules.
If they weren't in place, a lot of people would be dead before they even knew they were in a fight.
Thomas Carter
In her defense, the fuck thought someone could doge this. It's like you made it rain knives, except they also randomly change trajectory, bounce off walls, and then you also throw knives at the person.
Dominic Cox
dude wed lmao
Wyatt Allen
Also the knives get bigger the longer they're in the air.
Leo Martin
I never figured out how to get past her without spamming bombs.
Liam Allen
Why wouldn't Sakuya just donut her opponents non-lethal way while stopping time?
Kevin King
EoSD is the most kino work of art humanity has yet to produce
Jackson Hill
Jaxson Morris
Fate alternation> timestop lmao
Dylan Turner
AGHHHHH IS THE THE MOON? IM GOING INSAAAAAAAANNNNNEEE
Easton Taylor
>no way fag
Ryan Sanders
store.steampowered.com
Did you buy her game?
Easton Bell
DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU
Jackson Gray
Listen here loser. Go to a couple of dating sites. Write 10 lines describing yourself.
Match with a bunch of girls, send them a nice message and start talking to them. Some of them will want to fuck you even if you're ugly, introverted and stupid and even on the first date. This shit ain't that fucking difficult.
Blake Cox
Is there a dating site to meet 2hu fan girls?
Bentley Thompson
We truly live in interesting times.
Evan Martinez
For such a shitty character, Sakuya sure has a lot of games
Isaac Campbell
>3D
lmao get a load of this fag
Caleb Collins
But Jesus and the Mary Chain play in London later this month
Brandon Martinez
>finger gun
UHHHHH ZUN?!!
Ian Jones
If you're so lonely, why don't you just find yourself a cute anime girlfriend in real life like the rest of us did?
Anthony Harris
Anime isnt real you fuck.
Jackson Diaz
Sakuya is pretty strong, but Remilia is overpowered. She's just on another level
Mason Fisher
Just wait
Austin Scott
Touhou Project?
more like
cunny project
rofl
Thomas Hernandez
>he doesn't know about the secret portal
Nobody dare spoonfeed this newfag.
Aiden Baker
mune ga takanaru
watashi no kokoro ubau no wa ANATA
Julian Rivera
please stop
Samuel Cruz
touhus are shit
Nathaniel Price
Yeah uhhhhhhhh can I get some bloomer pics??
Ryan Reed
>stop time
Oh hello secundaries
Benjamin Russell
She was lying about "moving fast."
Cooper Scott
But the doujin where she stops time and fucks random towns people told me so!
Anthony Williams
Mason Evans
with no mass
Parker Jenkins
How can a woman love you if you don’t even love yourself, user?
Tyler Howard
Kill yourselves you crossboarding fucks.
Robert Martin
he posted it again!
Ryan Myers
Remilia Scarlet
Jordan Barnes
She wasn't, was confirmed by our lord and savior
Camden Cruz
Source or it’s fake
Christopher Ward
My wife.
Asher Powell
C-CUTE BLOOMERS!
Jaxson Stewart
[citation needed]
Austin Gutierrez
My dad works at team shanghai alice. He told me ZUN confirmed it.
Ian King
In EoSD Reimu asks Patchouli why the house seems so much larger on the inside, and she says "there's someone here who likes manipulating space and time". It's clear she's not just "moving fast"
Juan Anderson
Imagine taking the words of a serial liar at face value.
Jace Hernandez
>Stopping time
>in Gensokyo
underwhelming as fuck power
David Gonzalez
I love Stack
Brayden Reed
The spellcard rules.
Anthony Adams
You have beaten her without bombing, right?
Easton Davis
Just go to the next Touhou orgy and you will have plenty of sex
Hudson Bennett
Tell me about stack. Why does she wear the mask?
Evan Lopez
>tfw no heca gf
Why even bother with life.
Ethan Garcia
>Touhou orgy
excuse me?
Wyatt Ross
She is a big girl
Parker Foster
Luis Sanders
>he isnt invited to the orgies
Carson Ramirez
Rokimind
Jace Ross
how many touhou threads do you shemales need
Liam Watson
I'm not going to spoonfeed you dumb newbie, just search ZUN interviews.
Charles Rogers
all of them
Daniel Adams
Why does Joon attract so many coomers
James Lopez
>Thinking ZUN Canon is in any way consistent
laughing about all those secondaries getting in a fight because ZUN was drunk yet again while writing WaHH
Hudson Miller
you couldn't find what you were looking for lol.
William Sanchez
haha loles
Luke Johnson
how do i make the jump to lunatic
Matthew Bell
when you find it you run over and tell us.
Lincoln Torres
Shiki is best when she is really tall.
Michael Sanchez
haha lol
Matthew Baker
hot as fuck
Carson Sanchez
you mad
Evan Evans
no, i'm laughing lol
Alexander Murphy
Even if he was consistent people are still scrutinizing every word of a translation made by someone that doesn't work with ZUN.
Luis Ward
Jeremiah Richardson
based retard.
Jeremiah Mitchell
>killing characters in any game
>lol here they are back again
sure sure
Jace Smith
lol dude
Wyatt Taylor
you do realize that danmaku is all artificial bullshit and spellcards have to be approved.
all the incidents are childs play in the lore which is why male youkai never bothered to get involved.
Matthew Ramirez
>Yuyuko in 7
>Yuyuko in 8
why are secondaries like this? You won't get over people who actually played the game lmao. Get me more meme replies
Liam Johnson
haha yeah dude
Jose Lee
based retard
Liam Fisher
Literally no one in Touhou dies except for fairies that can respawn, those who were already dead before being brought up, and those who upset the balance in the printworks, such as the Fortune Teller or the baby tsukumogami.
Camden Garcia
haha oh yeah
Mason Clark
>Literally no one in Touhou dies
I remember people literally saying they just killed someone in the games
try them
lol dude
Austin Watson
lols haha
Eli Powell
haha yeah dude
Aaron Cruz
Literally every line of dialogue in the games is pure banter and not at all indicative of anyone actually dying.
Lincoln Barnes
haha yeah!
Tyler Perry
ok
Ethan Gomez
haha yeah dude
Jacob White
Why does Alice get hypnotized???
Austin Hernandez
I wish I had kids to bully them with the coffee thing.
Ryder Gonzalez
the only character "dying" in the games could potentially be moukou since she plays her phoenix animation after every spellcard which implies she dies and comes back every time. This could mean nothing but its the closest to real death you are getting in the games.
there has been a death in one of the mangas but its not related to danmaku and is related to somebody actually breaking the rules of gensokyo.
Carter Gutierrez
Damn, Yakumo's like THAT
Jaxon Bennett
haha oh yeah
Christopher Gomez
shouldn't Eiki be perfectly in the middle of the triangle and deciding what path to take considering how well the kids behaved?
Brody Barnes
There isn't a single indication of a post-EoSD character dying in the series, and most of the cast reappears at least once in the print works. The point of spell card rules is that they're non-lethal for both parties.
The only real death in the series is the Fortune Teller.
Anthony Cruz
haha yeah!
Charles King
>EoSD
>most kino
I believe you meant PCB
Zachary Roberts
>I remember people literally saying they just killed someone in the games
This dumb secundaries.
Cooper Phillips
I guess you never played them
Alexander Howard
>The only real death
>"I killed someone", "you killed her wtf"
>there she is again because fans liked her
literally doing what I said initially, secondary-san
Caleb Peterson
Yes, yes wathever you say secundaries.
Ryder Anderson
Christ you're retarded. The whole premise of the spell card system is to allow humans and youkai to solve issues without killing each other.
en.touhouwiki.net
>They were designed to give even weak youkai and humans a chance to win, as well as to provide youkai a way to defeat the Hakurei Shrine in a fair duel. This reason was explicitly used in Silent Sinner in Blue, where Marisa Kirisame convinced Watatsuki no Yorihime to use the spell card rules in order to make fights equal and, as Yorihime puts it, to prevent bloodshed.
Aiden Green
>taking game banter seriously
>thinking Spell Card Duels are lethal aside from fairies who respawn anyway and Immortals who can't stay dead
Wyatt King
DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU
Jordan Brown
Leo Nelson
>decide to go back and play Touhou 2
>the stage 1 miniboss and boss are tanks
>literal fucking armored tanks
Xavier Jenkins
PC98 days were wierd.
Jeremiah Lewis
I know nothing about Touhou. I just like the cute girls.
Benjamin Cox
>Dies because you are not a female/cute girl
Being man truly is hard
Jeremiah Rivera
You should try it user
Jaxson Baker
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING D I O REFERENCE?????!?!?!?
Jason Walker
My wife stack is so tall!
Hunter Martin
Yes, this as well.
Benjamin Collins
Here with my moon bitches
Mason Wright
When is stack going to choke some fairy cosplayers one handed?
Adrian Morgan
Junko's new harem looks great