Sakurai passed out while in gym

Sakurai passed out while in gym.

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"Wake the fuck up Sakurai"
-Johnny Silverhand

Good, maybe a non-hack will take reigns of the series now so we can get back to Melee levels of gameplay.

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>he says this when melee was made by sakurai

If this is a post to conjure up awareness about his fatigue with the series, then bye

Overwork is common in Japanese culture, if Sakurai is getting a pity pass, literally every game developer in that country should. It's really annoying how people go on about Sakurai like he specifically deserves a break just because he won't stop going on about how shitty his health is. I won't say I'm happy to hear he's doing worse off than we expected but geez is it getting old...

OHNONONO

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Yes user, I do believe people who are overworked generally deserve a break.

Fuck wageslaving

keto kills you, who knew

fucking lad is smashing it then, he might be a skinny twink now but next game around he will be appearing in smash ripped af im calling it

People are retarded when they first start working out. Hopefully he'll learn from it and keep it up.

Is he going to be o-okay?

>he fell for keto diet meme

Most starter workout advice that is easily found and heavily promoted/advertised tend to take a "Fatty" starting point and assume that (you) are doing it for weightloss rather then weightgain and make "dietary suggestions" that work with that without necessarily clarifying that it does these things.

>He's been doing a low calorie diet, but eating lots of meat
Jesus Christ he fell for the memes.

Oh I passed out after going for a run the other day, it's no big deal he just needs sport drank

Don't worry they took him to the pokecenter and he was all better.

> dehydrated
> low calorie
> at the gym
What a retard.

>The retard who gave Banjo a shit representation and moveset passed out
I’m glad

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Good idea to slow down the directs then

fucking keto

the next smash bros char. is SAKURAI!

God i hate twitter faggots

You shouldn't do workup during keto

press S to spit on Hackurai's grave

>you shouldn't do keto
ftfy

> Not working out till you pass out

Never gonna make it

Not him.
It's annoying as fuck, as a boss, when you tell your workers to take a break and they dont. Find ways to take the weight off their back and then they later complain about being overworked for sympathy points.

He can go to hell.

Who gives a fuck. Smash is trash.

From personal experience I agree
You lose weight really fast, but you gain it as fast

who fucking cares? Fucking zoomers and their twitter obsession, jesus christ

What was his workout? If he wasnt just running, hes an idiot.

Lifting weights requires high calorie input. Its counter intuitive. No one mentions it because dumbassess will use it as an excuse to eat like a dumbass and barely lift. On top of working, he needs calories for his brain. The brain burns calories.

Keto people ladies and gentlemen.

Somehow I think your perspective is not unbiased.

>Smash player
>in a gym
Pick one.

> Who cares about terrible work conditions making an honest worker pass out!
Say what you want about smash, but if work makes a person pass out is fucking slavery

why are smashies like this

Posting videos of yourself is pathetic

>hbox

Sakurai is a nutjob. When he's not working, he's doing stationary bicycle while playing almost every single new release when he is not at work. He plays and watch tv on another screen. He has a dumb lifestyle that can only make him constantly tired.

Something else has to be up with this. He's in a white collar job in Japan. Unlike America, a good amount of countries allow and factor in naps as part of the work day, and in Japan it's even considered that a napping worker is one that works so hard that they get that tired.

I hate seeing men cry.

I was doing the same work as my workers and even set the pace for them to take breaks with me on break time. I had to track them down and make them sit to relax. I also used to do the same exact work as they did without being their boss, I know what it takes and I cut off pieces of their work for me to do. Even sent them home and finished up what they had left. Still got stabbed. They put the stress on themselves, everything i did was to help them unwind cause the boss above me wound them the fuck up.

cringe

I'm not american and I don't really know what are you talking about.
I just know that being overworked at the point of passing out is not a good work condition

imagine this being your fanbase
twitter.com/Code_Blu11/status/1234970891873742848

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keked

>smashfags are secretly niggers
In other news, grass is green.

He's always been too skinny even for a Jap.

I actually know some Japs like sakurai who literally can't be fat no matter how they try. They were born with a weak constitution.

He's not really overworked user. He's long past being a cubicle monkey. And as I said, it's their view that you are a hard worker that japanese culture considers it okay for you to nap on the job, not your belief that they are being overworked.

>and Toriyama
Did he fall ill as well recently?

Stop stalking developers.

>weak constitution

is that what you call not gorging yourself like a fatass?

>WAAA WAA MAKING SMASH IS DIFFICULT
>WAAA I'M OBLIGATED TO WORK ON IT 24/7 WAAA I HAVE TO USE TWO GAMECUB CONTROLLERS
fucking baby

Why does everyone think their bloodline is royal? Meat was for special occasions for 99% of people on the planet until about 100 years ago. Not even 3 generations ago.

>eating meat and cheese every day
>yo dog you gotta get your protein

Even the worlds strongest man admits he's shaved decades off his life, because he knows the science about what he's doing.

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yeah

if he dies its thanks to the rosterfagging assholes. you killed him.

when japs say meat is most probably plates full of sashimi and shabushabu

shit, you may be right.

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>I actually know some Japs like sakurai who literally can't be fat no matter how they try
which is weird because the asian race has some of the highest rates of fat retentions out of all races, surpassing whites by a small percentage and tied with amerindians.

is this peak Nintendo fanbase?

>the bitch who gave us Byleth is dying
BASED

It's not that weird. America has fuckhueg serving sizes compared to most of the world.

HAHAHA SAKURAI GOT THE CORONA
HE GOT CHINK'D

Not long until he catches that pesky little pest known as sakurai

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This post reeks of onions

Nah, bro. It's really a thing. There are Japs like him including some of my friends.
They are just fine most of the time but
easily get almost fainted sometimes.

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Can't we just write "Oh that's concerning" without being 1) a pathetic company bootlicker 2)counterreacting like a bastard who wants his death?

Perhaps now he'll realize good online is important, not the garbage ultimate has.

no because this is Yas Forums and you have to enact on one side of either extreme to get any attention

Im loving this overworked meme. The guy oversaw development for 5 3d models with animations and game parameters, for AN ENTIRE YEAR it's all he did. Look over the shoulders of the guys doing the actual work and tell them what he wanted. Let's be charitable and add a few business meetings a month drinking sake with execs from namco, square etc. Ah, and YouTube videos.
Jesus you simps are gullible.

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>he fell for the keto meme

why? everyone has emotions user.

why is everyone so mean and angry in this thread? why cant you be happy?

>sakurai is a ketochad

nintendo are based af

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>The guy oversaw development for 5 3d models with animations and game parameters, for AN ENTIRE YEAR it's all he did.
Unless you work there & followed him closely, you are writing out of thin air, obese cat.
And if you worked this closely to him, you'd better tell us who the next newcomers are!

Keto works but you have to drink gallons of water a day.
>eat meat, one of the hardest things to digest
>go train and sweat a lot
Legit retarded gook.

Goyim shouldn't be allowed to eat meat. Eat bugs instead, goy.

>gook

Gooks are Korean

holy fuck never thought i would call an hbox post based but BASED

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I got the footage.
youtu.be/ciMh2aoT7B8

her wants to get big

I saw Masahiro Sakurai at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

why is Yas Forums obsessed with making a strawman

I'm god tier at fake crying, do you mean I can just post my fucked up face to anything and get internet dosh with it

Speak for yourself, pal. Everything in the Banjo pack is pure kino. Music is killer, they are fun to play, the stage is gorgeous, and the endless seething from the Anti-fags has been pure gold.

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>why are stevoids like this
Fixed it. Your welcome.

jokes on you, the character is absolutely shit and everyone who plays him gets their ass kicked

>That barebones moveset
>No final battle of remix
>spirit fights are just the characters you find in spiral mountain
>no spirits or mii costumes based on any based on any other rare character despite the jet force and blast corps spirits being in the data
Proof that banjofags are conformists and they are ok with getting the bare minimum

>BU-T BUT LOOK AT HIS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS
>3/4 of those kazooie is making the same face
>2/4 of those banjo is making the same face except he has his eyes closed in the second one

he's carrying the weight of nintendo on his back poor guy

You expect him to do SS+GOMAD?

that's the most awkward dab I've ever seen

He's only doing Smash DLC nowadays, you absolute retards. He passed out cause he did a moronic thing such as a low calorie diet even though he's skinny as fuck.

>That barebones moveset

That is directly based on the things they do in their games, what else do you want?

>spirit fights are just the characters you find in spiral mountain

Blame Rare for not making any renders of Banjo characters back in the N64 era outside of BK, Gruntilda, Mumbo and Jinjos

>no spirits or mii costumes based on any based on any other rare character despite the jet force and blast corps spirits being in the data

May just be a weird hangup with Microsoft

The only Mii costumes that even matter are the ones that come with music, like Sans and Cuphead

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>eat only meat
>dont drink water
>pass out while working out
wow, who could have seen this coming

why is he even on keto? Nigga looks skinny as fuck

Sakurai already looks like a fucking emaciated twig. Why would he be doing a low-calorie diet.

Why would a twig go on a low calorie diet? Retards gon retard.

>It's annoying as fuck, as a boss
Yeah I'm not buying it

>what is skinnyfat

It was a dab with inpact.

I know you shouldn't wish harm to others but I hope he dies.

>keto
That's low carb, not low calorie.
Low calorie is almost always a bad diet. Starving yourself isn't a solution.

That's literally how you lose weight, you retard. You just take in less energy than you expend. That's not "starving yourself."

"Calories in calories out" is an incredibly reductionist take on weight loss

Couldn't they just, you know, look at him?

how the fuck can you be dehydrated just drink water lol

And yet people on Yas Forums still do it FOR FREE.
Can you say based?
Can you say buttery based?
Can you say buttery biscuit based?

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if he's eating 800 calories a day, that's a problem. a male that's not obese shouldn't go below 1500 for long periods

t. did something similar for a few years and had to go to the doctor

>Passing out after 5 minutes of exercise
Typical chink genetics. Reminds me of that voice actor who died from the flu or something lol

muh carnivore diet

what a fucking retard

>passed out at the gym
low test ngmi

Sakurai is gonna awaken as Baki

you must be talking of the va who had this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_active_EBV_infection

Good one, user

>lean person works out too hard at the gym and passes out
Stop the presses, this almost never happens frequently

Poor guy is so overworked that he only got to play 242 ps4 games last year

He's always been on a low calorie diet, look at him

Low calorie diet is proven to extend youth and life, so fuck you

mark my words. one day he'll show up dead on his dev studio

Oh no the poor baby has been overworked from all the Fire Emblem dicksucking he's been doing poor baby

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There are multiple melee clone games already, play those instead and leave those of us who care about gameplay rather than feeling special because we can perform glitches

Not until persona 6 comes out

It's a cover up he tried to go too hard on Ring Fit while researching for FP2.

>Out
>Not Away
Damn

Carnivore diet is good for you.

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Did a Youtuber tell you that? Don't be pathetic.

It's good for losing weight, but not much else.

Just admit you’re bad and shut the fuck up.

who?

Sure, if you enjoy cancer

Context?

>carnivore diet + fasting
absolutely based
>training fasted
bruh...

Good fuckin' lord, Nintendo give the man a little bit more budget.

based

>Working out on a keto diet
What was he expecting?

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whatever stinky

>oh no I posted an image that shows how much I love sucking dicks

>frogposter
i'd beat you up irl nerd

I love Jigglypuff the most

Hbox is the only good puff thus he's based

WHEN SAMUS!?

>lolel kek i hope u die from adding a character from a game I decided to hate just because I think they stole MY slots!
This thread could be its own cringe compilation.

Triggered sakuraitrannies

Nigga he ain't dead

This tbqh
Even more deadly than Japanese cold

Actually based

He's not dead fucknut.

and your in

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Actually, when japs say meat they actually mean red meat, fish to them is like rice, just taken for granted

Oh I'm sure you have it easy

the next newcomers are JRPG mascots.

Source on the strongest man quote?

for someone so thin he could be mistaken for mr game and watch, he should not have done this

triggered forced meme cock sucker

Only reason people say he's hard working is because they're cursed with Nintendo bias, he outsourced the game to Bandai Namco of all things, that's peak cheap and lazy. but you all project and either say i'm a snoy or a (charactername)fag when really every sane person hates this director wank culture, it's why everyone finally took the chance to shit on Kojima when he made his flop. you'll defend Sakurai to the ends of the earth just because he outsourced a Nintendo game.

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When it was announced melee wasnt gonna be at evo 2019 he reacted like that. Then started whinging like a baby going on about how every smash player should boycott evo and then do their own event on the same date as evo because melee does not need evo.

another retard falls to the keto meme

>he outsourced the game to Bandai Namco
No, retard, he's working WITH them because Sora Ltd. LITERALLY has TWO (2) employees. Do you think that's enough to make a AAA game in a reasonable amount of time?

>Sakurai is a ketotard
I tought he was smarter than this.

>smarter
user if the Smash fanbase is known as one of the most autistic fanbases out there, what more if you're DIRECTLY involved with Smash? specifially the DIRECTOR.

Now why do you think that company has only two employees? do you really think those 2 employees do anything other than tell people what to do? if i were to guess you've never had a job.
>AAA
It's a 2d platformer buddy, most of the budget is going into the crossovers with other companies and game devs.

Neither of you had jobs
Managing hundreds of employees from a different company is hard work, but it’s not going to make you pass out or being malnutritious

Someone who has never programmed a day in his life.

a different company that the game was outsourced to, buddy. do you think Tim Cook personally watches over a bunch of Chinamen build iphones?

Based retard. By the way, I have had a job.

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Melee niggers are truly cancerous

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Sakurai owns his own company, dude. He isn’t wageslaving, he decides his own salary.

Just admit you suck your father's cock and shut the fuck up

So he made 2 puzzle games and had people make stuff for him in the rest of his career.

Blatant fanboyism really has overtaken your mind.

Sakurai’s going to get robbed at gunpoint while his fans respond with “NOO! TAKE A VACATION SAKURAI!”

You either literally can't read or are being an absurdly reductionist faggotron on purpose. Either way, you're retarded.

>NOOOO NINTNENDO YOU SHOULD ORGANIZE TOURNAMENT
>WTF DO YOU MEAN ITEMS ARE ALLOWED AND THE ARENAS AREN'T JUST FINAL DESTINATION

Keep refuseething.

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A keto diet is not low calorie, high meat. Its low carb, high fat. There is also nothing wrong with working out on keto and is actually encouraged.

I think you guys are forgetting the fact that there's a virus outbreak right now. Sakurai has Corona.

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Guys, clearly this is a hint at the next Smash character.
Meaning, HE'S IN.

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Every credit on that list besides the voice clips is a variation of "i tell people what to do".

Please get a job

What a small reference pool you have.

His health is his own to maintain.
Take your grudges elsewhere.

>Mental Gymnastics are already kicking in
Shouldn't you be busy Smashing your cock with a rock?

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>writer
>designer
>tells people what to do
Okay, retard. Why don't you get a job?

>s-steve!
Steve's fanbase is Smash fanbase in nutshell.

More like the opposite way around and threaten for more Crapcom/furfag shit

Eating almost nothing kills you.
Keto just means you consume more fat than carbohydrates, doesn't excuse low calories to the point of fatigue

Kek based

Its more adequate for runners not lifting weifghts

Kermit was right. You ungrateful disrespectful little shits are literally killing this man because he wont recreate your glitch simulator. Fuck you. Imagine wishing death on a developer over a 20 year old shit mistake of a game. Mental illness.

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Nah Sakurai is just retarded

why are asians so retarded when it comes to dieting and fitness?
>exercising while on a low calorie diet
>dehydrated
motherfucker you live in a first world country and have access to the internet this kind of thing shouldn't happen ever, it's like sticking a fork in an electrical socket

>the netcode hasn't been fixed yet
I believe it.

Okay boomer

What a legend

Yet Rosterfags aren't a bigger problem?

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Designer is only listed on bare minimal shovelware games

scenario writer for 2d platformer with no story means something now? is that how low Nintendo fans have gone?

I once stuck a nail in an outlet. It'll be a secret between us.

At least he isn't going around the world in 80 days with a deadly virus.

Funny, all the other carnivorous creatures on the planet don't get cancer from eating meat.

>kirby
>shovelware
Based retard.
>scenario writer for 2d platformer with no story means something now?
Scenario means more than movie cutscenes, king retard.

This would be a based post but then you mentioned melee so it's automatically cringe. Go take a shower you smelly retard

yeah, I think im missing quite a few. at least one more mangaka but I forgot who it was.

>low calorie diet

The fuck the dude's already a stick what does he need to diet for

Oda is always at a constant state of dying, he's fine.

Air Ride and Dreamland 1 are pretty much shovelware, yes. the Kirby anime and the actual games are so different despite Sakurai credited for both is because other people actually made the story for the games too.

Just because that one poster in 2016 had a valid point doesn't mean you're gonna try to replicate the same reaction with the same results.

Why is a literal stick trying to lose weight?

All drama to generate hype for the upcoming smash reveal this saturdaay/monday

Good.

that's possible, but i was retarded when i started doing more intense work outs and blacked out a few times. sakurai is trying to get lean in a retarded way
we're omnivores, not carnivores. we're meant to eat a variety of different foods in the long run

>Air Ride
>shovelware
Maximum cringe, zoomer.

cope rosterfag

This is obviously a hint towards Ring Fit Trainer. Obviously.

i had it, it's literally only liked for city trial which isn't even the main mode. the menu was designed by his wife. literal shovelware.

Melee is about to die so this fuckos are going edge mode lmao

all the brainlets in this thread that can't tell CALORIES from CARBS, jesus christ

>i didnt liek it so its shuvlewhere!
120% cringe

You're the one coping, spamming your screencap in every thread.

>buzzwords
If you have to resort to doing that please take a nap.

The thing is, he's the HEAD. 90% of the time, the head just sits in their office watching over things. Mashed potato samurai specifically tests the game himself, does a bunch of coding himself, and does designs himself. He takes on his own job, AND the job of his underlings. While this is admirable, it could also be seen as a way to save funds, and it's incredibly stupid and exhausting.

>shovelware isn't a buzzword

By definition, it implies a game is cheap and low budget, which Air Ride and DL1 are. Canvas Curse actually had more content than both despite being a gimmick title.

boomer, zoomer, cringe, are just insults people throw out when they're over offended and feel their thought bubble has been breached.

>2005 DS game had more content than 90s Gameboy game
YOU DON'T SAY?

Shovelware is just an insult Jimmy, and if you honestly consider Air Ride to be shovelware than everything worse than an 8/10 is shovelware too

Ninjabread Man for the Wii was a game that nobody in their right mind would enjoy. That's what people call shovelware. You're just asshurt about Sakurai for some reason

I have some respect but absolutely ZERO sympathy for this dude. He does it all to himself and his reckless overwork is probably a detriment to development as a whole. The Japanese would rather appear busy than work efficiently.

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>eating lots of meat
It's implied mate.

reaction or not it's still correct.

Hydrate or die, Sakurai.

Men are healthier on high meat diets.

>You are disrespectful to a big corporation because the changed a product in such a way it doesn't appeal to you anymore and you won't buy it in spite of this
If you think any variation of this statement is correct you might need to seek help.

Sakurai should just fap sometimes. It helps.

So you're saying that Sakurai sat there writing code, on a game he's only the supervisor of and that's made by a different company? What

>ketard didn't know his meme diet is for weight loss only and not suitable for working out

Link's Awakening and SML2 had more content than Kirby GB so i don't know what's got your nuts in a knot.
The vast majority of Kirby, Pokemon, and Mario spinoffs had more content than Air Ride, there's literally nothing to it aside from City Trial. You're upset solely because of nostalgia and probably growing up in a poor home if that's what you have nostalgia for.

As for the Sakurai part i dislike the blantant fanboyism that follows directors in general, you see these circlejerks for Kojima, Inafune, Kamiya, until inevitably, they do something bad that pops your fanboy bubbles. directors are not gods, nor are they creators. they tell people what to do, look over the project every few months, and then put their name on the product. it happens all the time.

To be fair, management is arguably the most important part of any organization if only because if it blows everything gets fucked up. Coordinating lots of people is harder than it looks. Especially when the people being managed are retards. I hate managing in general though, so I'm probably overblowing its difficulty.

The game is being made by the zoo of niggers called bandai namco specifically so nobody important or capable has to waste their time working on this trash. Stop crying Sakurai.

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>there's literally nothing to it aside from City Trial
That's objectively false.
>putting Kamiya in the same category as a business man who never directed or made anything
*WHEEEEEEEEEEEZE*

I thought Sakurai had a stationary bike at home?

You don't?

NOOOOOOOO NOT THE MILLIONARINO GAME DEVELOPERINO I LIKE

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Can you fucking back that claim up, faggot?

He got Bandai Namco on board to do that for him, his job is to check in every now and then. but i give you credit for actually bringing real discussion to the table.
>a business man who never directed or made anything
So all of them

Now THIS is cope

>Keto almost killed smash

Can this meme diet die already?

>MILLIONARINO
based retard
>So all of them
based retard

Please no, if anything make it last longer so it finishes the job

Your parent's know you're on Yas Forums? This site isn't for edgy 13 year olds.

bitch has 2 houses with six ps4s each with four controllers and 4 switch consoles.

twitter.com/Circushellspawn/status/1235216827376160768?s=19
>these are the type of people who lurk Yas Forums
When will these faggots leave?

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Got an argument, bud? it happened with the others but you still haven't learned. Kamiya is on his way.

smashfags don't give a shit, all they care about is getting their HOYPEEE announcement trailer every few months. the word "entitled" gets thrown around too much, but it absolutely applies to the smash fanbase.

I'm 34 and my mom is working at the moment. Don't talk about her

>barebones
What the fuck do you want? His kit is exactly what he had in game. He shoots and shits out eggs. He was always going to be about zoning with eggs because of it. He has great aerial mobility despite high weight too to match his platforming background. Even his fucking normals are directly based off named moves he has.

He's genuinely one of the best represented characters in Ultimate. Just because he doesn't have a gimmick (and even then he does with Wonderwing) doesn't make him barebones.

in of itself no but meleefags are still annoying as fuck.

>grown man hopes someone dies over a vidya game
I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.
>got an argument, bud?
Do you?

You had no friends as a child if you only liked City Trial.

>Even the worlds strongest man admits he's shaved decades off his life, because he knows the science about what he's doing
Yeah fucking roiding, but his lifespan is fucked anyway because he's a giant so his heart won't last.

congrats you are the first asshole.
I read the comments just because I though the people were going to be edgy enough to post something idiotic like this and I was not dissapointed.

Yeah, read every post i've presented you with. why should i repeat myself for a fanboy dunce who can't listen?
That's fair, i had friends but all of them liked fps games like Call of Duty and Halo.

Who's they?

>shaved decades off his life
I can respect that. The only reason I would want to stick around here after 70 is for the sake of my grandchildren.

Hope he died. Thank for reading.

So what you're saying is that it's true to the original game?

They did. Sakurai is fat compared to most japs.

Never
>mobilefags

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>last known disc copy of melee rots away
>melee autists too prideful to use backups since it might jeopardize tournament results
>last known crt tv breaks down
>melee autists too prideful to use emulators because it might not emulate their glitches 100% and that makes them seethe

what are they going to do when all copies of the game and tvs they use LITERALLY ROT AND DIE

Lmoa. The second you get called out, you resort to petty insults. Why should I listen to you?

>implying one of nintendo's biggest showmen isn't literally swimming in money
you'd have a point if we were talking about the people who do the grunt work

All smashfags are loud and obnoxious and if you're just going to fallback onto your "le stinky" argument then let me remind you that just last week, frostbite which is a smash event that did not host melee smelled bad enough for it to be the main trending thing about the tournament on twitter.

>JUST TRUST ME BRO!

Everyone live off what they hunted + some plant matter. Well, until some retards decided they should get most of their calories from wheat and potatoes.

How am i supposed to lose weight then smart guy?

Never, but if that's of any consolation, Smash threads are their own microcosm on Yas Forums. I know at least 3 people who come here only for Smash threads.

Why is Yas Forums obsessed with the Kirby man that makes Kirby fanfiction disguised as a nintendo crossover to further fellate his own childish tastes?

>merely supervising an external company, paid out of NCL's pocket
>implement a total of 5 cereal mascots previously designed by other people, and take AN ENTIRE YEAR to do it
>call it a day and yammer on the internet about muh deathly overwork

Most people would be ashamed to even admit this, let alone make YouTube videos complaining to the world.

Pressed discs don't really experience disc rot when stored in the right conditions.

Literally every reply you've made is either calling me a retard or a zoomer, yet despite this i've held on to making discussion. you're blinded.

Also calling people names isn't calling them out, the post you replied to i conceded in the fact i had nobody to play Kirby with because he was right, but all you've done is the bare minimal in discussion. do you talk like this to the people you know as well?

The DOJO. He made updates to Brawl combined with a blog of his personal life and people latched onto him like a cult. And yes, this shit started with Brawl. All those subspace enemies were disgusting and out of place. Not surprising most of those designs reappeared in Kid Icarus: Uprising.

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>Literally every reply you've made is either calling me a retard or a zoomer
That is false, but okay. Also, you started the insults with your initial post, but now you wanna cry about it.

That suck but good for him, I’d bet 95% of /v wouldn’t have the dedication to work out and keep going until they passed out

What? Nintendo bias? if you take offense to that then you really have it mate.

Who?

>go to the gym
>end up having a headache in my face and eyes and pass out when I get home
yeah, haha

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Dehydration Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Just Take A Drink of Water Haha

I guess Vic is a pedophile because he sued funimation by your tranny logic

>242 ps4 games last year
name 5 games ps4 had last year

It was only cool if he passed out trying to do a really heavy lift.

medievil
wattam
trails of cold steel iii
death end re;quest
judgment

>PEOPLE FALL FOR THE KETO MEME.

Imagine eating nothing but fat. It makes me wanna puke.

Being called a pedo and being called a Nintendo fanboy are nowhere near the same thing, one can have lifelong consequences and the other you can grow out of. i hope for the best you sort yourself out man.

Hope this retarded nigger dies soon. Smash really needs a reboot to cull off all the autistic excesses by him, preferrably by Hal again. Their music is dope and so are their talent, look back at 64 and Melee and don't tell me those games didn't OOZE soul.

Who gives a fuck? Sakurai is clearly some type of faggot with the way he tries to look like a young boy instead of embracing his oji status. Oh he doesn't eat enough? No shit dude the fucker's all skin and bones while presumably working a japanese schedule. So surprised he went faint doing some prissy jap workout on top of these 2 deficiencies. Eat enough and don't be a faggot? How does he eat enough to cum to his FE husbandos? Somebody please respond with an answer

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Imaging not doing a 40/30/30 split.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO ONLY IM ALOUD 2 INSULT U U CAN'T INSULT ME IM A HECKIN GUDBOI I DINDU NOTHIN
Shut up, you hypocrite.
Imagine unirionically wishing someone dies over a vidya game. I couldn't CONCIEVABLY be this thin skinned.

You were the one who got mad about insults to begin with despite doing that this entire convo, i called you a fanboy, you've called me a zoomer retard. sort yourself out.

Wrong, Smash Ulitmate is it, your shitty series is finally ending and other Nintendo franchises can finally come back and Metroid threads can now not be shit.

>buy pic related
>can eat ALL the meat I want cooked in a few minutes
veganfags on suicide watch

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>You were the one who got mad about insults to begin with despite doing that this entire convo
No, faggotron, that was YOU!

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yeah bro ganondorf being a clone of captain falcon truly is the peak of soul

Imagine giving a shit about some guy who don't even know or care about you in the first place. Sad

>sakurai is gonna die
Finally we might get good gameplay, online and single player contents.

>DUDE BUFFER SYSTEM SO EPIC LMAO
>DID YOU PRESS R TO ROLL BACK ON STAGE BUT YOU GOT HIT AT THE SAME TIME
>HAHA GET AIRDODGE AND DIE LOL!

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO U CAN'T JUST HOPE HE DOESN'T DIE!

>>DUDE BUFFER SYSTEM SO EPIC LMAO
This a standard fighting game feature, retard.
>>DID YOU PRESS R TO ROLL BACK ON STAGE BUT YOU GOT HIT AT THE SAME TIME
That's literally impossible.

>I dont care if he faints thanks to his own mental illness
>"why are you wishing death on this poor man!?"
I'm not I'm saying it's his own fucking fault for not taking care of himself. This shit happens all the time to people who skip breakfast on diets then hit the gym without even drinking enough water or taking vitamins beforehand. It's not nearly enough to kill you but your body will remind you that you're being a fucking idiot.

Imagine if instead of putting in Roy to promote the newest fire emblem, and Pichu to promote the newest pokemon, they instead spent more time fleshing out Ganon.

>I'm not
>Hope this retarded nigger dies soon.

By lowering your daily calorie intake, not completely stopping to eat.

Sure buddy. well i hope for the best you grow out of this.

>twitter normalfags are here
TAKE THIS
CUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is Sakurai doing okay?

Poor Sakurai, he must be working really hard on the next Fire Emblem Marth clone DLC

>buy pic related
>use it LITERALLY just for rice

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lolwut

And you keep insulting me.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN PIZZA BOI THE HECKIN GUD HAT GOOMBA THE HECKIN GOOD EVIL PURPLE BOI!
Get over it.

Good question. I'll have pic related ask him and get back with you.

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>Dehydrated
What a retard. All you have to do is drink water with electrolytes. It's the easiest thing in the world.

Sorry i just down b and used my unique counter ability to fill your mom’s womb with my seed.

Why is every "cunny" poster afraid to show actual porn?

Yas Forums is their entire life and they'd kill themselves if they couldn't post for three days.

Thanks ano-
WAIT user NO

Hope you put her back where you found her, you sicko.

>Slim man who doesn't properly hydrate passes out while working out
How the fuck is this news? Just because Sakurai's name is attached? What am I supposed to say? "OH NO, SAMURAI (PBUH) IS LITERALLY DYING BROS." There, you happy, OP?

Faggot.

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>twitter trannies think Yas Forums ban matter
lol just reset the modem you fucking retards

Imagine letting male bayonetta and a fucking goomba live inside your head.

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>Smash really needs a reboot to cull off all the autistic excesses by him, preferrably by Hal again
This but unironically. HAL would be way more receptive to fan demand and legitimate problems than Sakurai pretends to.

NONONONNON9 HE STILL HAS TO ADD GENO AND STEVE INTO SMASH SAKURAI YOU BETTER STOP FUCKIBG UP WITH THIS SHIT AND ADD GENO AND STEVE I DONT CARE IF YOU WANT TO WORK OUT DO YOUR FUCKING JOB JUST ADD THEM!!

Imagine letting a teacher live in yours.

>T-t-trannies?! poster didn't think things through as always
Then post it you faggot. Or should you rip your dick off too?

are they good?

>requesting cp
whoa bro wtf you pedo

Fucking leafs.

>Sakurai passed out while in gym
Are we sure he didn't just trip?

>hey leatherboy the mortal kombat is two bloks down
>FUCK YOU
>I'll show you who's the boss of this gym
no, HE is in.

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>everybody I don't like is a samefag
cry more bitch

and you called me zoomer retard pedo tranny faggotron. Is being called a immature fanboy really that bothersome to you?

>strawman
>ad hom
Wha'ts next, a wojak?

hgodpilled

>So obsessed with cock he brings it up twice

>pedo tranny
Fake news

>Are we sure he didn't just trip

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Did you know Sakurai originally passed out from the gym smells and discovered Melee?

Sakurai about to reappear buff as fuck and announce Goku.

Not vidya, fuck off nintenfaggot

>All those twitter posts telling him to take a break from working on Smash and that it's seriously affecting his health when he just passed out because he went on a low carb diet and then worked out without staying hydrated which will cause a lot of people to pass out

>Nobody mentioning his extensive plastic surgery

The man has a severe mental disorder and is desperate to look like a fit young pop star. He's now killing himself over it after having funnelled all of his money from smash into facelifts, eye surgery, hair dye, and clothing.

Stupid nip doesn't know how to work out

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KETOBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

You don't get it you nigger, even when your a supervisor it still takes a huge amount of time to plan everything out and write documentation and meetings where he has to oversee character animations, stage design, and make sure it doesn't break the code base.

booooo get some new material

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What would be the point? You autists would point out how the get up animation doesn't feel exactly 1 to 1 like melee and would just go back to beating that dead horse

Maybe it's just not visible in that last picture but did he even get that beauty mark on his chin removed? Those are called beauty marks for a reason. I wonder what kind of person his wife is for putting up with this or not discouraging his illness

That comic has nothing to do with anything.

I dont know why people think I should care that some Jap on the other side of the world may or may not be working too hard just because I happen to enjoy the game he works on. I'm not his boss

>2/4
>not reducing

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Aw is the wittle Capkuck still crying. Don't worry tranny, you'll most likely get a new Mahvel for you soi boys kill like you trannies have did too your last one.

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once again Yas Forums proudly displays their ignorance when it comes to game development.

which is why it's so laughable when smashfags try to claim that their spam threads are "board culture."

i enjoyed them.

Why is this news? God, Smashbabby cult worship of this dyke-looking twig of a man is disturbing to say the least.

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He's literally an ideas guy, same as kojima, he doesn't know shit about game development.

>don't eat
>don't drink
>big surprise when your body can't handle a workout where you're sweating and burning calories
What a moron.

BASED
Fuck Hackurai

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What does this mean?
Has Hungrybox ever made a game before?
Because it takes more than having a rough idea on how to make a pre-existing game "better".

>HE'S OUT

To be fair you could probably get away with it in your 20s-30s. You can mock age catching up with you all you want, but it's a common occurrence that seldom gets an article.

Keto is 100% safe. My brother did it and lost 120 pounds, and I've lost 20 so far.
Stop bullying Ketochads.

Based!

get out with your fake shit

>meat
>hard to digest

provide the source faget

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKERINO DADDY SAKURAI
Get fucked

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What a shame, hopefully the next time he passes out it's eternal.

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oh no corona chan what have you done?

see

>oh no, edgy people on my 4chinz

Go back to twitter you faggot.

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Says the guy posting the facebook frog

Pepe is older than you, newfag.

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Goku will be the last character announced for 2 reasons: it'll prevent people from bothering Sakurai to put in fucking Luffy or any other anime loser like that, and more importantly, it'll revitalize the sales of the game.

People fished and hunted rabbits and shit just about every day, dude.

Are you gonna post rage faces, too?

u mad?

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>LOLOL LOOK AT HOW MUCH OF A REDDITOR I AM! U LE MAD XD?!?!?!?!
Have some gold.

yeah u mad

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