/nbg/ - NOTHINGBURGER GENERAL: “Our Guy” edition

>NEETs mad as fuck their happening was canceled now sucking jew dick like crazy

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But he posts memes on twitter so he must be /ourguy/

>We undertook a validation and found a less than perfect sensitivity of 82.6% (75.7-88.2) when previous PCR-confirmed COVID-19 patients were tested.

Nice accurate test they used for that Danish study

medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.24.20075291v1.full.pdf html
Page 7 Limitations section where you can read how they hand waved this away
They also point out the specificity was 99.5(98.7-99.9)

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Based. Happeningfags on suicide watch.

Why do people keep talking about social distancing?

My state is on full lockdown. Yet, stores are still packed with people. Go to any big store and you'll have aisles full of people talking, touching and interacting with each other. There is no fucking social distancing. Nobody cares about this pointless hoax.

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Still clinging to your lockdown like a retard when a handful of countries never went full retard lockdown?

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REMINDER (1/2)

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 makes men infertile
There is no evidence to suggest that COVID-19 can cause infertility. Tests find that the virus is undetectable in the testicles and sperm: medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.31.20042333v2

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 has antibody dependent enhancement (ADE)
There is no evidence to suggest that COVID-19 has ADE. Attempts at re-infection elicit a robust antibody response: biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.10.036418v1

>CVG MYTH: You cannot become immune to COVID-19
Though we cannot be sure how long immunity lasts, antibodies titres are found in recovered COVID-19 patients and all known coronaviruses confer at least some degree of temporary immunity: medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.14.20065771v1

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 mutates rapidly and there are multiple strains
COVID-19 has a relatively stable genome and mutates slower than influenza. Reports of multiple strains reference negligible genetic differences that have no effect on virulence or immune response: livescience.com/coronavirus-mutation-rate.html

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 contains HIV
Early debunked reports suggested the Novel Coronavirus genome contained HIV-like sequences. This HIV-like sequence refers to the virus’ spike protein, its mechanism for binding to ACE2 receptors on cells. Genomic analysis suggests that whilst the novel RNA Coronavirus mimics HIV’s binding mechanism, said mechanism is an independently arising protein of a different kind and does not entail a HIV-like pathogenesis: archive.is/rW2hA

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 destroys the immune system
Whilst COVID-19 can attack T-Cells, no evidence of viral reproduction in them could be found. Lymphopenia is common in viral infections and T-Cell counts should recover post-infection: medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.11.20062349v1.full.pdf html

REMINDER (2/2)

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 stays latent in the body and can reactivate
The Novel Coronavirus COVID-19 is, unlike the DNA viruses HIV and Herpes, an RNA Virus. There are no scientifically known mechanisms by which RNA viruses become latent. Whilst it is true that the virus (like SARS) can persist for many weeks in patients, the body should ultimately clear the virus. Cases of ‘reactivation’ are most likely false negatives and mark the temporary failure of the immune system to clear small pockets of the virus after the main infection: archive.is/GuIBI (1/2) medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.27.20043299v1 (2/2)

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 infects and hides in the central nervous system
Whilst in very rare cases COVID-19 may infect the brainstem, this phenomenon is seen in other viral infections, including in influenza, and is known as encephalitis: pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187

>CVG MYTH: COVID-19 causes permanent lung damage
Whilst it is true that lungs can be damaged in some severe courses of infection, this is a common phenomenon in respiratory pathogens and particularly in pneumonia. Non-atypical lung lesions recover in-line with pneumonia recoveries and Ground Glass Opacities often disappear spontaneously: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4630533/ (1/2) pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020200370 (2/2)

>CVG MYTH: It is impossible to create a Coronavirus vaccine
Whilst there has never been a Coronavirus vaccine in humans, bovine corona vaccines exist and some success has been achieved in creating a vaccine for MERS. Experiments with vaccines in China already demonstrate that immunity can be conferred on monkeys via vaccine. Previous attempts for SARS and other common Coronaviruses were discontinued due to lack of need or want: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC227016/ (1/2) archive.is/mnO9h (2/2)

>The overall unadjusted seroprevalence was 1.8% (CI: 1.6-2.1).
>After adjusting for assay
sensitivity and specificity including their CI, the overall seroprevalence was 1.7% (CI: 0.9-2.3)
The results were adjusted to take into account the estimated sensitivity.

Just enjoy drinking the tears of happeningtards falling into a downward spiral

soon. trump promised

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you keep repeating the same thing over and over again memeflag, can you be less obvious along with your organized friends
and the german
at least try a new info

Small businesses are going bankrupt while Walmart and Amazon can't hire enough people.

im fucking DONE
this is such a fucking hoax
ive been averaging the growth factor on worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-death-toll/ across april to see if it would drop below 1 and it was gowing down it was almost 1.007 then they removed the growth factor graph and added it back today with different numbers where the growth factor is higher

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No counterarguments, kek coronatards were always screeching leftist losers, their tears are delicious

Which makes this whole "Dude you just want to reopen the economy to help mr. shekelstein!!!!" when really I want to reopen the economy to help the small business owners. What a fucking joke

> Every single study is from CCP.

Eeeh. I barely know who is jewing who no more. But this nothingburger movement sure smells like fried nudels and freshly cooked poodle.

>happening cancelled
>happeningtard shill screechig ramps up
AHAHAHAHAH

Its like the whole bleach thing days ago. They're not here to argue they're here to spread misinformation and hope quantity over quality works

Did you read it?
Did you read the limitations section?
There are so many qualifications and hand wavings in there
>Furthermore, there is uncertainty regarding cross reactivity ofSARS-CoV-2 and other coronavirusantibodies
They also do not show how they adjusted the results
As said before, it's interesting but needs to be taken with a lot of caution till further papers are produced that use more a more accurate testing methodolgy

>nothingburger tards think it's all about the deaths
This is the greatest gathering of low iq anons on the site.

WAT

According to NY state health statistics about rate of death by age from covid the general population risk to anyone under 75 contracting and dying from the virus is pic related

www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-data.page

0.1485%

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Based greekbro

UH OH:
zerohedge.com/personal-finance/mayday-may-day-unprecedented-strikes-planned-amazon-walmart-friday-working-poor

I-I-IS IT GOOD FOR THE BUSINESSIRINOS, NOTHINGBURGERINOS?

zerohedge.com/markets/amazon-slides-despite-stellar-revenues-surge-corona-costs-hammers-projections?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed: zerohedge/feed (zero hedge - on a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero)
W-W-WHAT DID BEZOS MEAN BY THIS, FELLOW NOTHINGBURGERINOS?

Me and my family didn't get sick so it's a hoax. I mean I don't actually live in a densely populated area but my opinion still counts for all places on earth lol

Ohh riiight