/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3559

Chinese test kits

>Bogdanoff, it's happening.
>"They opened up?"
>They are getting desperate.
>"Increase atmospheric pathogen density by 200%."

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they're not

I wonder why.

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SCHOOLS ON 4. MAY WILL BE OPEN BROS
WE /HERD/ NOW

I don't want to see people I love dying bros

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literally a nothingburger but can someone please stop bolsonaro?

Does she have hairy armpits? Because I would fuck her hairy armpits.

Brazil president Jair Bolsonaro says WHO encourages kids to be gay, masturbate
>Brazil president Jair Bolsonaro says WHO encourages kids to be gay, masturbate
Brazil president Jair Bolsonaro says WHO encourages kids to be gay, masturbate
>Brazil president Jair Bolsonaro says WHO encourages kids to be gay, masturbate
straitstimes.com/world/americas/brazil-president-jair-bolsonaro-says-who-encourages-kids-to-be-gay-masturbate

Most people already had one strain in January, wouldn't surprise me if we're talking 80% or so. What some of us have got this time is another strain, providing different symptoms due to ADE because there are so many fucking strains going around.

As well as recombining, and wouldn't fucking surprise me if this virus has some kind of juiced up recombining going on.

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my favourite poster

cnbc.com/2020/04/30/coronavirus-sweden-economy-to-contract-as-severely-as-the-rest-of-europe.html

Man that subr*ddits gonna be blowing up in the next month
Based Coofsenaro

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poco a poco

youtube.com/watch?v=i6G53BMgugo

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Study confirms White people created Virus as an attack against Black people. China unavailable for comment.
archive.is/5VdJI

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I hope you're happy for opening those schools.

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Just looked this up
>6 weeks of symptoms
Lines up perfectly with spring break 7-8 weeks ago since it takes 1-2 weeks for people to start getting symptoms
Normies BTFO

>she mentioned there are a lot of other viruses around right now too
kek

We only test people if they’re really bad
Expect R0 to be at least a factor 10 higher

Its never going to end is it? People quarantine for two weeks, feel better, go out, get sick again later, and infect loads of people

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75 days and counting is the longest I know of

Yes.
Corona-chan is truly powerful.

Many have been KEKED by Covid... youtu.be/3JS8CW6dq1I

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>should i still quarantine?

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Wow these threads sure have died out...guess this virus was a big nothing burger after all. Hopefully all you disgusting schizophrenics neck yourselves for spending your life savings on “survival supplies”

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Fucking media types sperging about death totals. Is it just me or is being in a pandemic a pretty bad thing that means people are going to die. Also will be interesting to see what happens in NZ after lockdown. They're already into autumn.

My friend had this and still can’t take a run without nearly dying. It’s been 4 weeks since she was “cleared”.

roll for corona chan inmortal

It's been 4 months now. Why don't we know absolutely everything there is to know about this disease? Scientists would want to pull the finger out. We have barely learned anything. Either they know and they won't tell us or they're fucking incompetent.

How much food do you have?

zerohedge.com/geopolitical/dozens-patients-wuhan-have-developed-chronic-coronavirus-infections

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Most scientists are actually retards.
Every moron can graduate from university and become a scientist.

>daily reminder

that borders won't be opened any time soon, it makes absolutely no sense. Look at it this way: IF a country were to get a low R0 and the virus is mitigated, that means the virus is mitigated within that country or even only a region within that country. If the borders will be opened, only 1 infected person needs to enter and EVERYTHING was for nothing. Also, every country and even regions within these countries have different strategies. There's no EU strategy. Impossible. Moreover, track & tracing mechanisms are only country specific, hence when people come from the outside it's impossible to keep track. There's no EU-wide track & tracing software.

Until there is an unlikely vaccine or some remedy the borders will stay closed. If not, you know the governments officially want us dead.

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Germany is already starting to dial back after seeing infection rates rising after opening back up, and It hasn't even been three weeks yet for them.

lmao shits opening up across the states USAnons gotta go out and work for mr shekelberg can't be posting on the vietnamese pottery enthusiast forum

>New Jersey partially opening
Oh boy literally nothing is changing outside being able to go hiking again, clearly everything is fine now, why must (((media))) lie by omission I'd rather than just straight lie about things.

Maybe 99% are useless with a booksmart degree
I expect the 1% to get results

Trump is not going to do shit and leave it up to the states and my state like Florida is already hiding deaths and won't do shit either.
Its going to be a blood bath once it really gets going

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Add infected imported goods to the list as well.

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Cause if they told the truth, normies would lose it not being able to live normally anymore

Hello fellow Floridanon. Ready for boog?

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the 1% are culled by the 99% who don't dare to draw conclusions before they have all agreed upon what is allowed to say is correct