/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3557

► Detected: 3,322,814 (+18,594) ► Died: 234,408 (+578) ► Day: 113 (-15:15:00)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 212 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 4,147 strains have been sequenced —


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New York let coronavirus-infected nurses work in upstate nursing home

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Vitamin D Insufficiency is Prevalent in Severe COVID-19

Remdesivir does not speed up recovery from COVID-19 compared with placebo

EBV acute infection was found in COVID-19 patients

CCP notice to destroy or send them coronavirus sample vials

Coronavirus may lurk deep in lungs after patients recover, study suggests

Self-reported symptoms of covid-19 including symptoms most predictive of SARS-CoV-2 infection, are heritable

Long-term persistence of SARS-CoV-2 and its ability to maintain infectivity in aerosols for up to 16 hours


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gypsy bread? tastes like a dumpster

>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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>Dead: 239,853
lol, still only 239,853.
How many days has it been stuck at 239,853? Four days? Five days?

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comfy hours...

Fuck sake lads my food stash is running out. This shit was meant to over by now.

Things are about to get VERY spicy in May. Second wave incoming to China and beginning to rattle Europe and the US by the middle of the month. South America, Africa and India are about to get destroyed within the next few weeks.

Screen this.

uhmericunt edumacation
tastes like... nothing, really

it appears my eyes have gone to shit. apologies to the gracious waffle. pic not related

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Lets welcome a new Russian prime minister (next president of glorious Russia).

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Are the americans reopening soon? I wonder what's going to happen.

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Daily reminder that the ONLY PROVEN TREATMENT FOR SARS-COV-2 is a drug that was available over-the-counter for next to nothing before Chabad kikes got it banned globally, on spurious grounds, per April 1 2020.
I dare all anons to find me someone who got infected with SARS-CoV-2 while on Zantac, Pylorid, Tritec or any other common heartburn medicine containing Ranitidine (Bismuth Citrate)

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look it's not my fault not every other nation didn't pick a flag as eye-rapingly faggy as yours, it was an honest mistake

it makes me upset that I lurk on CVG all day and literally every time I click on this picture because it's so cute desu

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Guys I have an inquiry.

Maybe some of you high IQ people can help.

Why's she so perfect?

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Coronavirus timeline:
- January 19: 100 cases
- January 24: 1,000 cases
- February 12: 50,000 cases
- March 6: 100,000 cases
- March 18: 200,000 cases
- March 26: 500,000 cases
- April 2: 1,000,000 cases
- April 14: 2,000,000 cases
- April 27: 3,000,000 cases
- May 10: ?????????????????

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Coronalolis will be born wherever normalfags gather. Cute!

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Goblins spotted last night. Stay vigilant.

obvious prediction is obvious. If we didnt already think this the threads wouldnt be made.

Malaysia has lost against COVID-19

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Is this still a thing? I was excited at first, but now looks like a nothingburger

RIP Irfan Khan. You were one of the greats.

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>he didn't prep a 1 year food stash

Well today around the US its planned to have walkouts a ton of grocerys and plenty people are planning on a rent strike in an effort to get the government to suspend rent until the pandemic is over so we'll see how that goes.

How do you think Anons, what's the real death toll in China? Do you think they hide it because it's so massive it would out them as incompetent? Is it in hundreds of thousands, or is it in the millions?

What do you think, what's the real insect death toll?

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The Chinese dress is top notch waifu attire.

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the curves, clearly

Glad you like it friend

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Italian police helicopter chasing normies off the beach kek


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you got schooled, pony-boy
time to reevaluate your approach

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More retarded is the fact that you can mouse over the flag, unless you are an iCrap poster and they are too dumb to even do that.
But then again mouse over will burn 0.0000000000000000000001 calorie, and for mutts this is critical

It wasn't actually that stupid, but pretty stupid and later pretty dark.

Sweden believed WHO and China when they said that there was no asymptomatic spread and that children don't get sick, i.e no symptoms so no spread, or well, that's the official story.

Of course they were warned about asymptomatic spread, but they didn't realize that asymptomatic people has almost the same viral shedding as people with symptoms, so even if it primarily spreads through droplets, you spread droplets by just talking and having almost as high viral load and viral shedding that asymptomatic patients have, you could easily class the home of an asymptomatic patient as a super-spreader area.

Now, had this virus not been as contagious as it is with asymptomatic patients, the plan would've worked. It would've essentially infected all homes slowly, because in Sweden you can't send kids to school if they have the sniffles, cough, sneeze, fever, or any symptom, even if very mild.
Not many kids are entirely without any cold symptom at the same point this time of the year, so the kids would basically go in groups, and bring home the disease to ensure a slow spread and herd immunity (lol)
And considering it actually doesn't hit younger kids as hard, still a very low percentage that actually needs hospital care (Sweden did not know about permanent damage).
So they decided to keep schools open.

Then it turned out that asymptomatic patients are almost as contagious as a symptomatic person, and some parents being bad parents, they decided to send the kids to school anyway.

And here we are.



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That Mayday shit is an annual MSM circlejerk that never pans out.
That being said supply chain disruptions and food shortages will eventually spark riots.

What really distinguishes UEFI from BIOS?
Not some firmware version (BIOS utilities have many differences).
Not the hardware, the rom chips.
What separates UEFI from BIOS is what UEFI does, or is meant to do, which is the Specification. When they keep referring to the interface as the specification this is therefore correct, albeit confusing and stupid.

kamikaze drones soon?

Are things gonna kick off, for real this time? This game of chicken seems like it’s about to get out of control.

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How do you rate Chinese bioweapons program and its self-rekt? Are Chinese military programs the biggest enemy of China?

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so in other words Sweden is the most gullible and stupid nation on earth, color me surprised

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Honestly guys, we've probably spent more time with each other than anything else in the last couple of months.
That's pretty crazy.

And no, that's not what I've been talking about, that's just about Sweden's response to the virus.


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bros I haven't driven my daily driver car for two weeks and now the battery is fucking FLAT as fuck. I wanted to take my sports car out tonight for a friday night cruise because its raining and I want to do some drifts. BUT NOW I CANT. Fucking stupid coronavirus! If only I started my daily up a couple times to charge, now I'm going to have to buy a new fucking battery. This coronavirus is destroying LIVES!!!!

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>cucking coronachan in favor of nuclear holocaust
Now that. That would be amazing.

At least some regions actually took it seriously early on and had their own press conferances where they were pretty honest about how bad it could get, which at least help contain it in those regions.
Stockholm basically went full retarded in everyway possible.

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Purges are acceptable within commie nations.
That being said I believe this was originally going to be used to fuck up Hong Kong and it got out of control either through incompetence or a false flag that escalated when the virus spread throughout the global supply chain.

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>Helicopter splashing sand in the face of a normie trying to go to the beach



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Hey lads, is there a list or map of all the countries that are restarting or staying closed(or whatever stage they are in)?

But did you dump a ton of chicken shit in your public parks?

> Sweden believed WHO and China
again with the incompetence argument
no, everyone with a brain could see BEFORE this thing started that chyna is made up of lying cheating shits

alas i am defeated

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i still need to make a t-shirt of that image.

but isn't that a good reason why they're playing dumb? no one is willing to place blame on china even tho is painfully obvious

> some regions actually took it seriously
> Stockholm basically went full retarded in everyway possible
and somehow this doesn't scream COMMUNIST INFILTRATION to you...

That's a great idea, spreads the message that needs to be said as well.

Message from the Chinese embassy in France to the Trump administration
> Message from the Chinese embassy in France to the Trump administration
Message from the Chinese embassy in France to the Trump administration
>Message from the Chinese embassy in France to the Trump administration
Message from the Chinese embassy in France to the Trump administration



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in truth i also thought back in February it was tied to the global medias eye being on HK, if this was their plan for that boy did it backfire

Was always a side hero. No roles like Srk, Salman, Amir, Anil. No songs. No heroine. No romance. Never got famous as his acting was good. Serious role mostly. Just like his life that was overshadowed by other hero, his death was too overshadowed by Rishi Kapoor. Always a second man.

I thought this would take longer. Hmm.

That's one of the retarded regions tho. In my region we pretty much had done everything most countries took quite a while to change things, like different opening hours for different groups, precautions in most stores, public transportation stopped costing and they walled of the driver, and still there's at most 3 people on the entire bus at the same time because people aren't retarded.
Shit, even our immigrants up here are following precautions, it's almost crazy.

Yes, but in government they work with official info, and I doubt Tegnell was looking at Yas Forums, and based on what other, even more truthful media, reported at the time. That's where they got their info, not here.

Why would you assume I'd disagree with you? You're very right.

Every time I ask this question and have gotten good responses throughout but I can't help but feel there's something else. An extra factor on top of it all.

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Kek funny and true, that embassy must have an amazing recruiter

dont post this chinese propaganda here.

35% of covid patients in UK hospitals have died

and for giggles get them printed in Taiwan.

How come almost every country is trying to open back up at the same time, we're lifting some restrictions on Monday

>New China