/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3553

► Detected: 3,308,233 (+4,013) ► Died 234,105 (+275) ► Day: 113 (-21:00:00)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 212 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 4,147 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE STATS/WHO
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>NEWS
North America's livestock will be euthanized because of supply chain disruptions due to coronavirus
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Russian PM Mishustin Diagnosed With Coronavirus
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New York let coronavirus-infected nurses work in upstate nursing home
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Doctors In Europe Warn Of Link Between Covid-19 And Toxic Shock Symptoms In Children
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WARRING CANNIBAL RATS emerge in US cities as food production crashes from Covid-19 closures
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Antibody tests vastly underperform advertised accuracy
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>ARCHIVE
Vitamin D Insufficiency is Prevalent in Severe COVID-19
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Remdesivir does not speed up recovery from COVID-19 compared with placebo
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EBV acute infection was found in COVID-19 patients
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CCP notice to destroy or send them coronavirus sample vials
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Coronavirus may lurk deep in lungs after patients recover, study suggests
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Self-reported symptoms of covid-19 including symptoms most predictive of SARS-CoV-2 infection, are heritable
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Long-term persistence of SARS-CoV-2 and its ability to maintain infectivity in aerosols for up to 16 hours
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Several "mild cases" actually suffered permanent lung damage
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>LATEST
▶ 2 new cases in Sri Lanka
▶ 187 new cases and 5 new deaths in the United States
▶ 9 new cases and 1 new death in South Korea

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justice.gov/atr/page/file/1266511/download
justice.gov/file/1262776/download
cnn.com/2020/04/30/health/report-covid-two-more-years/index.html
dallasnews.com/news/public-health/2020/04/28/17-year-old-girl-dies-of-coronavirus-in-dallas-county/
nbcnewyork.com/news/local/exotic-fire-dancer-arrested-in-nyc-outside-usns-comfort-with-car-full-of-knives/2396217/
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Just in time for those dirty muslims to worship!

Suspicious Polbro, are you here? I can't remember that second movie you recommended...

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The federal government gives it to their 5 preferred distributors. Those distributors resell it to the highest bidder.

Sources:

Here's a clip of the head of FEMA saying as much:

twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1245878992336556033
Here's FEMA's web page explaining the scheme:

fema.gov/news-release/2020/04/08/fema-covid-19-supply-chain-task-force-supply-chain-stabilization

Here is a memo by the justice department saying the distributors are immune from price fixing lawsuits:

justice.gov/atr/page/file/1266511/download

It also lists the distributors:

McKesson Corporation, Owens & Minor, Inc., Cardinal Health, Inc., Medline Industries, Ind., and Henry Schein, Inc.

Here’s another one from the justice department saying that they are in fact seizing medical supplies:

We will also work closely with the Administrator of FEMA in exercising his authority under the Stafford Act to seize necessary healthcare and medical items, where appropriate, and to redeploy them to the people who need them most.

justice.gov/file/1262776/download

>Pandemic is at its HEIGHT
>Normies: "Yeah now is the time open everything up and end quarantine"

What is going on? Is this clownworld?

2 more years

cnn.com/2020/04/30/health/report-covid-two-more-years/index.html

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>Is this clownworld?
It's the death rattle of clownworld.

First for human extinction.

Holy shit how will Yas Forums and America recover from getting btfo this hard?

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America is an extremely corrupt country with a subservient bootlicking population. The 2nd Amendment is a complete joke. The people have no freedom, and want no freedom.

dallasnews.com/news/public-health/2020/04/28/17-year-old-girl-dies-of-coronavirus-in-dallas-county/

>Tuesday tied April 14 for the most deaths reported in a single day in Dallas County during the pandemic.


OPEN IT UP

Yep. Da Sheeple.

>What is going on? Is this clownworld?
Do you even have to ask at this point?

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Did that locust swarm ever hit China? I hope they get the rest of the plagues soon enough for their hubris.

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t. Definitely not animated in China

Oh fuck yeah spread it

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/comfy/ hours are here bros

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Nailed it.

That they are, excellent point.

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Chinese bullshit propaganda detected

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We had to choose between killing the economy with no survivors or taking the virus head on.

So yeah how about buying extra PPE all summer to avoid the nu-plague

Roll for waifu

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yeahhh baby

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I'm sure it was a larp, but in one of the cvg threads a long time ago, there was someone pretending to have worked in the lab and have insider information, and they said the goal was to overwhelm hospitals, not to kill people. That way it would incapacitate another county, but couldn't technically be considered a violation of the treaty against bioweapons. I thought I had the screencap, but I guess not.
I remember this too. Whether or not it was intentional, an accidental release or just another zoonotic recombination event in CCP China's filthy wet markets... the end result so far is a biological botnet DDoS attack on globalization.

How can this virus kill me, when I'm already dead inside.

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Kek

any fucking chemist can make adrenochrome its not that complicated. You can order some from sigma
Why are people this stupid?

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Needs the virus girls
They are technically monster girls
Rolling anyway

so
distributors allowed to price fix
average citizen not?

>Is this clownworld?
More like one big slaughterhouse.

>we made our data public
kek
chink war now

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Did he die

Ampules are fucking cool.

Glad to hear that, leaf friend!

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It can't kill you if Allah is on your side.

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get well soon ameriga

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this video doesn't end! wtf

If someone makes a chart for that would be great,actaulyl i think i saw one but had too few and i dint get it

tight butthole get

nbcnewyork.com/news/local/exotic-fire-dancer-arrested-in-nyc-outside-usns-comfort-with-car-full-of-knives/2396217/
I cant get enough of these Qtards

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posting for kappabutt

You can't actually buy any PPE through this site, by the way. The feds are basically seizing and halting all suppliers who offer filters to the public, your only hope is to maybe catch a small shipment to a Lowe's or a small business that offers painting and home supplies.

I rolled this once and I got angel, so I think that was a pretty nice blessing
If not conformed I'll still be with that