On his death bed, Kim Jong Un named you as next Supreme Leader of North Korea. What’s your move?
On his death bed, Kim Jong Un named you as next Supreme Leader of North Korea. What’s your move?
Joshua Morgan
Dylan Morris
nuke china
Carter Perez
Unify north and south
Jayden Williams
Host a Starcraft 2 tournament in pyeongyang to reunify the peninsula and then have the winner help plan the invasion of the USA
Xavier Sanders
Rape his sister
Juan Collins
bang my sister
no wait
I mean his sister
yeah
that's what I meant
Ian Gray
Ancapistan
Jace Nelson
Fuck hot Korean chicks.
Levi Nguyen
Marry his sister
Chase Adams
It's not rape if you're Supreme Leader.
Nathan Taylor
Probably get murdered by his sister
Christian Wood
Gas the chinks and kikes
Nolan Nguyen
Smoke cigarettes and drink whiskey
Joseph Edwards
Negotiate the unification of nk and sk and make sure my family is set up financially for the future
Hunter Morales
That would probably actually work.
Kayden Green
they would never see it coming
kek
Hunter Rivera
Have a foot orgy with 30 North Korean escorts
Robert White
Ejaculate
Adam Thomas
Nuke Israel and blame it on Russia
Time for this world to burn
Connor Ross
this fuck chine and then cry to the USA to help me win
Joseph Hall
Become transfer student to nearest Japanese high school
Christian Bennett
There’s a reason he chose me
Nathan Mitchell
Kill every dog in the country—dogs should all burn in hell.
Aiden Phillips
This, for, uh... legitimacy.
Thomas Nguyen
Eat the nations' last cheeseburger and nuke china
Jack Martinez
Tell South Korea I will work toward reunification in exchange for a harem of slutty KPop singers and a really fast internet connection.
I will offer manufacturing space to Games Workshop in exchange for favorable trade with Britain.
I will offer troops to the Vatican and become the shock army of Christendom to reclaim the Holy Land from sand niggers both Jew and Muslim.
David Ross
nuke china, india, africa, and then myself (korea)
Noah Baker
every TV in NK must now air meatspin 24/7 unless im addressing the nation
Oliver Campbell
Honestly this.
You know the real reason the Kim family is desperate to stay in power? Those three guys have had access to the most insane harem of sex slaves on the planet. Imagine the 50 hottest girls in your country all brainwashed to worship you as a god and do whatever you tell them.
I can't even blame them.
Asher Murphy
You know she'd turn into a good little submissive cunt for white cock.
Jonathan James
meet with leaders of western nations and tell them we enjoy living like hobbits and ask for protection.
systematically dismantle all modern infrastructure.
promote farming.
kill social media.
open the nation as themepark called "KoreaLand", attracting people to spend time in quiet agrarian culture, experience old traditions, and sell amish-esque handmade crafts for 1000x times the cost to make them.
shut down entire nation for 1 month so everyone can go to amsterdam and get hookers/ dudeweed.
Parker Nelson
create 10 new kpop supergroups
Sebastian Smith
Nuke Israel.
Jaxon Anderson
aids
Joshua Cook
Nuke the entire American west coast
Adam Morgan
De-commiefy the country and set up aegis in the location to cuck the chinks.
Christian Thomas
Get Iran to join the team and help nuke Israel and Saudi Arabia. Really screw over America and their allies dependent on the foreign oil.
Austin Price
This is the only viable answer.
Joseph Ward
>t.chink
Samuel Harris
Set people to work producing absolutely free AAA video games with which to instruct the liberal west in correct materialist thinking.
Kayden Stewart
Unite with South Korea and nuke China
Jace Long
Live like a king, and open up slightly to the west. Then nuke China.
Justin Wilson
the dprk likes dogs, has national dog. Protected by mandate of great comrade kim il-sung
Robert Brooks
Isaiah Bailey
>Nuke israel
>Samson protocol
>The world is purged
Only solution to get out of that nighmare