Are you sure that Jesus wasn't Zeus?

It's common knowledge that the Gods of Olympus would come down to earth and intermingle with the mortals to either teach man a lesson or simply entertain themselves. How can we be sure that Jesus wasn't Zeus?

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Zeus was abo

Because Zeus would have started raping people the minute he got there.

Zoroaster, user
and Mithras?

I think Apollo is a more fitting comparison

in esoteric mystery schools and old astrology and stuff, both Christ and Zeus are represented by Jupiter.
I think Apollo is Mercury fyi

Because Zeus wasnt a kike

Why did he stop raping bitches and go become a hippy in Judea?

Because the Christian God was based on Zeus. Jesus was based on Heecules. Both were demigods of a mortal mother, and both performed "miracles," which is how the Greeks described Hercules' feats of strength. The entire Bible is basically a plagiarist's wet dream of stories from the Greeks, Romans, Hindus, etc.

Jezeus God of the Jews and Thunder