/nbg/ - NOTHINGBURGER GENERAL: “shills give free bumps” edition

I bet you believe china only has 22 new cases per day.

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obligatory

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The shitty Sweden study gets disproven every thread.

79k-55k is hmm... 24k
So actually it looks like there is a huge surge of excess deaths if in a single week 24,000 extra people died

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2 MORE WEEKS
2 MORE WEEKS
2 MORE WEEKS

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>The shitty Sweden study gets disproven every thread.

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anons, I am completely convinced this is a nothingburger. but what I don't understand are basically two things which come down to essentially the same thing:

>virus started in china. if its a nothingburger, why did we see this complete panic reaction of emergency hospitals, closing provinces, etc?
>if its a nothingburger, why do we see almost every country make the same mistake going full quarantaine mode?

one explanation i could think of is that china is using this virus to try and impose a complete economic collapse of the west. whether or not they created the virus, they identified/fabricated it, created a theatre in their panic mode reaction (wuhan emergency hospital, china lockdown) to try and make other countries do the same, completely halting their economy

>it makes NBG look like retards
you fags don't have to try

jews

if they created the virus, they might have created a virus which spreads super fast but is not lethal for some reason. so we can see that even though its not super lethal, in countries like Italy it spreaded super fast and overwhelmed the hospitals, making them go in full panic quarantaine mode.

idk anons i have the idea we are missing the full narrative here

Nice math bro, 2018 peak was 64k

I know, the studies been debunked.

Yeah man such a great plan, cook up a bio weapon in your lab then have all western nations pull their manufacturing out of your country because no one wants to deal with them anymore

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Was I going peak to peak you fucking windowlicker? The second week of April has had 55k deaths for the last ten years, and now suddenly it jumps up to 79k

>why did we see this complete panic reaction of emergency hospitals, closing provinces, etc?
One explanation is they had an outbreak of pneumonic plague.
Another is they created an undeniable response so people would say this is evidence this is super deadly.

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My mistake, 67k

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>Iceland, currently reports two deaths in 963 patients, CFR. 0.21%. If 1% of the population (364,000) is infected, then the corresponding IFR would be 0.05%.

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You're forgetting cuck ceos and cuck politicians so they won't pull shit until India is prepped to be the new slaves by proxy

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jesus if anyone ever had a doubt we're getting slid this is your proof

Yes 79k was peak, stay mad leftist soi nigger.

literally paid shill general

>hurr we need to all go back to work so mr goldstein can buy a new jet who cares if millions die???

your rush to get back to your slave jobs is going to cause the second wave to hit

2 weeks from the reopening expect to see a massive spike and then we will have to lock down again except this time the lockdown will have to be longer and more intense

when the winter wave comes expect to be unable to leave your house at all for any reason even something like sitting in your yard will be a danger

deaths are vastly undercounted everywhere
60k dead in america is really 600k at the very least, probably A LOT more

wake up and stop spreading disinfo
this is a mass extinction event on par with the die-offs of millions of years ago that saw sometimes upwards of 70% of all SPECIES killed off

this is reality stop coping and start preparing and dont say you werent warned

Ooppps sorry goy. It's better if you distance till september. Gotta save that 100,000 lives.
Hey chaim...do you think they're believing it?

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Fake deaths

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It's a meme you dip.

The result is the same though. Why the fuck would China do that on purpose

Ridiculously Based post.

confirmed shill

kek i hope so

Seriously bro. We’re a mere two weeks away from shit getting really really really bad.

models lol

at least at imperial college, accuracy doesn't matter when you do models

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what i dont get is when it turns out that this really is a nothingburger (i.e. 0.1 - 0.4% lethality rate), then how the fuck did we end up being so retarded and locking down entire fucking countries? i get that we should not overwhelm the hospitals, it is clear that if you do nothing then that happens. but look at sweden, they have a very light social distancing response and they are turning out fine, in fact they are doing better than most countries.

Check out our new (((model)))!
Wait, what the fuck is peer review?

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Stop posting this you stupid commie memeflag, that just shows lag time in reporting

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People wont do shit. They wont even protest. They'll blame trump and elect a new puppet and nothing will change

It’s finally made its way into my rural county. We have officially been graded an F on social distancing. I’m scared of irreparable lung damage bros, it’s only a matter of time now

>i totally wasn't going peak to peak
Rarted soibrain.

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Sup CIA, how you been? Missed ya :)

it's not a nothingburger it's way worse than is being let on by the govt and the media

wake up

There is a lag in recorded deaths. Theee is plenty more relevant and accurate infogaphs you can post instead

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Pneumonic plague is easily curable you dipshit.
>they're doing fine
They have 256 deaths per million and their neighboring countries of finland and Norway both have under 100

When will the bodies start piling up man? 2 weeks?

>Rely on government
>Permanent fear
>Vaccine and chip
>Rights trampled
>No meat, eat bugs
>Turn into an estrogen tranny
>Ruin economy for NWO
Oh look all their agenda's at once.
Pure coincidence...

>I totally wasn't just using the last two weeks of data because they're the most recent and also the best comparison for excess deaths because the most fucking people have died in the last two weeks
Do you have brain damage?

>then how the fuck did we end up being so retarded
You can thank academia for that. Niel Ferguson at Imperial College UK.
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its not about the people, its about the economy. whats the narrative there? i dont see how it is a good idea to completely halt the economy. i have the idea we are missing the complete picture here. it all does not make sense

how come? look at the deaths. euromomo.eu/ its a very severe flu.

see pic from euromomo.eu/graphs-and-maps/

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TANKS IN 2 WEEKS

>September
..Try 2022

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Let's wait 2 more weeks for more accurate data...right?

deaths are being undercounted why cant you shills and braindead magatards see this?

the antibody tests are pure shit, wildly inaccurate and giving people false hope
this is the conspiracy going on, people being told it isnt as bad as it actually is

Look at the preceding two weeks if you want. The last week of March in 2020 had 62k, in 2019 57k, and 2018 55k.

You faggots will have to learn the hard way I guess.

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Oy vey, 100,000 people in a couple months!
But Moishe, that's almost double the deaths in America, an entire nation with a population 30x Ontario, think they'll notice?

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i know. but why is sweden then only doing the "right" response? or at least better? cool vid with based state epidemiologist johan giesecke from sweden (now retired) youtube.com/watch?v=bfN2JWifLCY

he also states that the paper from ferguson is based upon wrong assumptions, is not peer reviewed, not published etc. and should thus not be used as basis for a response on covid

>RE OPEN RIGHT NOW GOYS
>Open MY country up RIGHT NOW
>I NEED TO MAKE MONEY

Shills stop, we sage your shit chatbot threads no one is gonna get fooled into accepting the life span cutting herd trimming virus....

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>Source: Snopes

OMG LET ME GO BACK TO WORK
MR NOSENBURG SAID HED LAY US OFF
IF WE DONT RE OPEN HIS ECONOMY

RIGHT.....NOW!

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Why. If you were literate you could be able to easily verify the last four weeks worth of data showing an excess of deaths, which that shill in the last thread claimed wasn't happening through manipulating data with shitty links

and then another two weeks. and then another two weeks........

NO NO NON NONONONON
NO MORE WEEKS WE NEED TO FUND ISREAL
THIS FUCKING WEEK RIGHT NOW!

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And two more weeks after that to be safe

Literally this. Some of these fags are Parscale's rent bois, others Jared fellaters. Also, re the antibody tests: IgG and IgM are literally what are used to test to see if someone had cold or flu. They are utterly useless on their own as a diagnostic for attempting to discern infection of SARS-CoV-2.

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Where's the peer review for the models to justify lockdown? Oh right the authors and academia slammed it immediately. Peer review is a joke, and I work in research. You can't find any criticisms of the Stanford study that are valid, which is why you're saying it's debunked instead of saying WHY it's debunked

Why wait? 2000 people have been dying every day for the last month with no signs of slowing. Covid has been the leading cause of death in the country since March