Schumer's "wife"

Every night, after a hard day's work in the Senate Chamber, Senator Chuckie Schumer comes home to this beauty. No time for microwave, dinners, it's straight to business. Only 45 minutes ago ol' chuckie boy popped a couple viagras before hopping in his car and heading home to his one true love. A "wife".

Furiously he enters the room and shoves her into the couch. "oy meshugenah!" she shouts. The clink of his belt seems to happen as suddenly as his penis enters "her" shit tunnel. It's a mess, but Chuck is a trooper and he carries on. Several thrusts later Senator Schumer grunts and releases his sticky essence. Exhausted Senator Chuck rolls over and gets a full night's rest, so that he may be capable in the next morning's meetings.

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Stop

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Keep going, i was jk

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Lucky guy! I bet her pussy smells like the dumpster at the gefilte fish factory. Good pasta

That is a man

They say old Chucky is the Capitol Hill matchmaker. He's always deciding which up and coming intern is a perfect match for some other elected official's intern.

Sen. Schumer... planting spies and poking butt pies.

What a sick bastard!

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Smoking body though.

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Quality post
Fuck Schumer he’s such a filthy kike
Needs to be burnt alive

Not only is kike trash Chuck Schumer's wife hideous but his daughter is a lesbian and he is related to the trash "comedian" Amy Schumer

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Dude looks like a dude

Planet earth is a life game where the gentiles are at war with hooked nose Jews

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The Schumer family is a mess

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Thats Gilbert Gottfried you dumbass

That's because it is.

all fucking jannys must fucking hang

could you take him down Yas Forums?

>"oy meshugenah!"
lel fucking gold schumerfiction

WHATS THE DEAL WITH CHUCK SCHUMER"S WIFE? SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN!!! SHE WALKS LIKE A MAN!!! SHE TALKS LIKE A MAN!!! SHE EATS PUSSY LIKE A MAN!! LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, CHUCK SCHUMERS WIFE IS A MAN!!!!

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>she eats pussy like a man
Yeah, that's the way ol' chuck boy likes his wife to go down on him

DO YOU MIND?
I'M TRYING TO FUCKING EAT

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That is 100% zero doubt a photo of two men.

someone needs to out that in the dictionary next to the word: KIKE

YOU FOOL!

Underrated

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>GROOVY BABY YEAHH