This is what my hair currently looks like. It's time to open up businesses and barbershops I can't take this any longer.
This is what my hair currently looks like. It's time to open up businesses and barbershops I can't take this any longer
Noah Hill
Hunter Sanders
Business up front party in the back
Not politics
Sage
Joshua Mitchell
Just needs a good bald spot for that full boomer look. Maybe you can get a 401k and a jetski.
Easton Torres
Nothing says "I don't give a fuck" like cutting your own hair.
You're a fag, so don't use anything under #3
Lincoln Cox
ive been cutting my own hair since the 9th grade. and not just buzz cuts. its really not that difficult. unless youre a pathetic, uncoordinated hair cuck that needs to pay money to a stranger to do it for you
Dylan Parker
White trash is at once based, and redpilled
Aiden Scott
Just buy clippers and shave your head? Pretty sure there are 8 number settings for length so that should be adequate enough for you to choose.
Jackson Bell
>25 min
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>3 min
uh wut?
Wyatt Evans
Spoiler alert: Everyone around you knows but they’re all too nice to tell you that you look like a window licker
Charles Gutierrez
NO
it's time for you to open your asshole wide for me to fuck you deep !
Dominic Myers
Michael Martin
Haircuts are just another way to Jew you out of money
Caleb Campbell
mm
Luke Reed
nice mullet dude
mullets are chad but nobody wants to acknowledge it.
Thomas Rivera
We don't have clippers in the US
Landon Murphy
mm u dumb nigger
Noah Barnes
ive perfected the art over the years
Charles Campbell
closing all the barbershops is just another part of the plan to feminize men
Jacob Morales
Mullets are based I'm keeping mine even after the barbershops open back up.
Carter Davis
What?
Noah Smith
>cut my own hair for the first time
>my mother told me I look like a sex offender and redid everything
Justin Jenkins
buzzcut master race wins again
at home cut wins every time
Hudson Russell
Based user. I feel like it's 1986 again!
Luis Myers
Take the buzzpill.
Nicholas Flores
Just shave your head.
I’m not even a stormweenie but it feels fantastic
Daniel Nelson
You should just bleach it and pretend to be Joe Exotic for a few days for
Keks
Evan Lopez
they banned them. you can make an ar15 with clippers
Gavin Perez
You're stuck inside and no one there gives a shit how you look, so use this window of time as an opportunity to learn to cut your own hair. Trial and error is how many people learn. If you can't control what's happening to you, you can at least control your own attitude about it and how you choose to handle it. Just don't cut off too much at once and go slow. You will thank me later for this when you have a shitton more money to spend because you're not spending it on ridiculously expensive haircut bills.
Jonathan Lewis
Hes just being goofy.
Samuel Gonzalez
want to do this but nervous about messing it up somehow and looking like a retard
Hudson Turner
this
do this every few months, and was one of the first things I did since lock down started almost two months ago
a proper professional hair clipper (I got a Moser Primat) is recommended, though: faster, easier, and lasts forever
my beard is a bit wild, though, since it's harder to do by myself (it's about 6 inches long, right now) and my barber is of course closed
Nathaniel Wright
Based retard
Hunter Walker
at worst, remove whatever comb you chose, and redo it as short as your clipper will go (ie almost shaved)
Jace Foster
You just go by feel. If you want to make sure you’ve done every inch of your head three times, go for it. Spending more time on it isn’t that bad for the first time if you’re coming from a full head of hair. Probably good for your scalp to breathe but I’m not a dermatologist.
Alexander Powell
let it grow
Carter Ward
A nice claw hammer buried in the back of your skull would really add to this look.
James Harris
You're that level of mentally retarded where I can tell you'd be fun to hang out with
Angel Rivera
MM, I'm an imperial loving American and even I know. Wtf.