>BUT THE SCIENTIST MAN SAID WE EVORLVED FROM SEA CREATURE SOUP GAJILLION YEARS AGO
BUT THE SCIENTIST MAN SAID WE EVORLVED FROM SEA CREATURE SOUP GAJILLION YEARS AGO
Andrew Wilson
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Kevin Edwards
>G*d is real
If god was real, why did he give me a small white penis while my roommate has a HUNG BLACK COCK?
Lucas King
Based
Evan Sanchez
Chang’s Razor, Mutt’s Law, Aiden’s Fedora
Dominic Carter
The Bible says a magic man formed us out of dirt
Robert Gutierrez
>Atheists are cringe unlike us based christians
Caleb Anderson
Jaxon Long
Gaytheists love to use words like magic and wizard because they are plugged directly into hollywood and spend their lives watching harry potter and star wars
Mason Thompson
Everything is made out of carbon God can make anything
Jonathan Reed
Most christians are going to hell but you would know this if you read the Bible.
Matthew 7:13-14 King James Version (KJV)
13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
Dylan Davis
>Everything is made out of carbon
No.
>God can make anything
Well at least you got this bit right.
Jeremiah Mitchell
Yes we evolve from a lobe finned fish 400 million years ago and so did all tetrapods on this rock as well.
Thomas Brown
Atheism is Communist degeneracy, good Christian men use capitalism to build genetech products for editing women out of the gene pool, good Christian societies are societies of only fathers and sons, good Christian men know Eve was a mistake
Austin Richardson
Hudson Richardson
“cringe” “cope”
Owen Cooper
>but le jews in my 2000 year old book said yahweh created us!
Brody Mitchell
>Everyone's going to hell except a few people
Cringe b*ptist take
Andrew White
Yes actually retard
Ryan Green
0/10.
>Your midwit face when.
>I fucking love science!
Oliver Ortiz
>almost every animal has the same makeup including hearts, lungs, stomachs, other vital organs, chemical processes
>but every animal just so happened to also evolve vastly different appearances
>this is all just a happy accident muh 6 gorillion years of evolution GOY, no explanation required.
Luke Hughes
Nooooooooo dont approtiate our non-sequaturs
Kayden Powell
Real good christian men don't play god and don't get snowflake scribbles on their skin. When you get a tattoo you are creating a portal for demons to enter
Camden Miller
> NOOOO MY SANDNIGGER FAIRYTALE TOLD ME THAT GOD MADE IT ALL AND IT ALSO TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD KILL WOMEN AND MEN IF THEY HAVE INTERCOURSE DOING MENSTRUATION! DONT JUST FORNICATE AND WASH YOUR WIENER NOOOOOO.
Logan Walker
>This thread again
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Eli Nguyen
>but my non credible book of fiction says something that disagrees with science!
Jordan Hernandez
Non-denomination master race here. Very few Christians are going to make it. Jesus said that the church will be in the streets and homes. Pastors and churches are misleaders and buildings.
Caleb Foster
If you don’t believe evolution, you may as well believe the earth is flat.
Carson Miller
Jetpacks would roast your ass literally. Any sort of propulsion based method of human scale flight would have to be horizontal in frame like a plane for example not vertical.
Elijah Lee
What's water's carbon content?
Mason Campbell
testing 123
Ryder Sanders
It's people like you that make atheists look bad.
Blake Ross
If we had I fucking love science jetpacks like that we would be in some ridiculous ironman type suit and it wouldn't matter. Every soiboi wants to be Tony Snarkmyasshole, now repent and accept the Lord Jesus Christ as your king and savior.
Ian Rivera
God is merciful and forgiving though. I have a more optimistic outlook. Although there is a lot of heresy, especially in the false churches. Also non-denominational masterrace.
Bentley Ross
>G*d
Accept Christ or burn in hell, Jew.
1 John 2:22-23
>22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son. 23 Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: (but) he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
Nicholas Gomez
Anthony Smith
People who idolize science probably cant understand it(midwits), its just a means to understand how the world works through lots of trial and error and educated guessing(theories).
Nicholas Kelly