/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3549

>daily reminder

that borders won't be opened any time soon, it makes absolutely no sense. Look at it this way: IF a country were to get a low R0 and the virus is mitigated, that means the virus is mitigated within that country or even only a region within that country. If the borders will be opened, only 1 infected person needs to enter and EVERYTHING was for nothing. Also, every country and even regions within these countries have different strategies. There's no EU strategy. Impossible. Moreover, track & tracing mechanisms are only country specific, hence when people come from the outside it's impossible to keep track. There's no EU-wide track & tracing software.

Until there is an unlikely vaccine or some remedy the borders will stay closed. If not, you know the governments officially want us dead.

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CLOSE THE STATES!

Burgers don't celebrate work day, right? Losers

>stealing 5kg of rice
It's a tag not a meme you dip

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So is the virus real?

Article explaining mutations for brainlets like me
nytimes.com/interactive/2020/04/30/science/coronavirus-mutations.html

>Coronachan infected Russian space crew
>coronachan is in space now
OH NO NO ON
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
space.com/russian-space-official-iss-launch-positive-coronavirus.html

>Ground control to mayor rona

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Where's that based user with the bullet summary? First time seeing cvg today, what's new since #4?

Anybody bunkered up /COMFY/ with no worries? I noticed a lot of us are endangered by our normie families KEK

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Did you read it?
>A Russian space official has tested positive for COVID-19, the disease caused by the novel coronavirus, but it's "impossible" that any contamination has spread to the International Space Station, Russia's space agency told Space.com.

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*sneaks up behind you* x3

*pounces*

Hey~! :D

*boops you*

You know whose really important?! ȌωȌ

That's right, you! ^w^

*huggles super hard* ヽ(°∀°人´ヮ´)ﾉ

So please don't give up!! ;_;

*wuggles* (´・ω・｀)

We can make it through this!! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

*Super duper hard wuggles*

-Boops your nose, cheek and tummy tum tum-

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>
Why would you open on a friday. Is 1-5 important in some other way?

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Not quite bunkered up safe but to be honest I've accepted that first my family will go, then I will go. We live in the middle of a massive city.

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Its great isnt?
>Covid-19 will not be eradicated and will return become a seasonal virus, Chinese scientists predict
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8265975/Covid-19-not-eradicated-return-seasonal-virus-Chinese-scientists-predict.html

Also, share your thoughts lads

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>I noticed a lot of us are endangered by our normie families KEK
I just assumed that if my parents die that I could inherit something that would last enough until the pandemic ends, I just hope to get a fucking job after everything sets up.

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The American experience is an exercise in attempting to work through a bombardment of lies and contradictions literally from birth while portraying stoicism and fitting in with others struggling with the same lies and contradictions.

It's no wonder Americans are emotionally screwed up.

Americans have a lot while simultaneously have nothing.

Hell, in America even money itself is actually debt.

Almost every mainstream accepted theory/"fact" you can think of throughout the entire life-cycle of an American life is paradoxical.

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Sod off you gay tranny

>tfw /cVg/ has better taste in anime than Yas Forums

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Hello

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based and boop pilled
thanks user

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We're absolutely fucked but if anyone survives they can rebuild the world the way they want it

100K+ fellow citizens dead by end of summer!
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8273607/Top-COVID-19-model-predicts-100-000-dead-end-summer.html

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>LATEST
▶ 103 new cases and 9 new deaths in Czechia
▶ 300 new cases and 15 new deaths in Colombia
▶ 30083 new cases and 2160 new deaths in the United States

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Our girl is good at doing the impossible

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youtu.be/MPGw5Ucmwk8

Jan 14, WHO declared no evidence of human-to-human transmission of virus.
- Jan 21, Dr. Fauci makes this statement about the Coronavirus: "“This is not a major threat to the people of the United States and this is not something that the citizens of the United States should be worried about right now,”
- Jan 23, At an emergency committee convened by the World Health Organization, the WHO says that the Wuhan coronavirus does not yet constitute a public health emergency of international concern.
- Jan 28, Chinese President Xi Jinping meets with WHO Director General Tedros Adhanom in Beijing. At the meeting, Xi and the WHO agree to send a team of international experts, including US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention staff, to China to investigate the coronavirus outbreak.
- Jan 29, The White House announces the formation of a new task force that will help monitor and contain the spread of the virus.
- Jan 31, Trump bans travel from Wuhan, press cites "experts" claiming it is counterproductive.
- Feb 1, Florence holds "Hug a Chinese Person Day".
- Feb 4, President Trump dedicates part of State of the Union Address to the Coronavirus issue. Nancy Pelosi tore up her copy of this address on national television.
- Feb 9, NYC holds Chinatown parade with assurances of no danger from the mayor
- Feb 23, 1st evidence of community transfer within U.S.
- Feb 24, Pelosi says to shop more: "‘Come to Chinatown ... come join us"
- Feb 25, Mardi Gras was held with few people sounding warnings
- Feb 26, Pence takes over task force, daily briefings begin.
- March 1, just 42 confirmed cases in U.S.
- March 3, NYC mayor encourages New Yorkers to go to the movies.
- March 5, NYC mayor rides the subway to assure people it is safe to do so.
- March 11, WHO acknowledged a pandemic scale virus on March 11

China can go to Hell, opps they already there.

Hi!

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there's always Onlyfans

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Based

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Hi

>obvious shill post
>5kg rice bong posts it
Yeah, sounds about right
Mate, stick to thots

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i will never be happy but for now at least i can get boops,thanks

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ahem

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I'd rather collect cardboard

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I've got plenty of worries. But there might not even be a future to worry about.

No tears, only 'ronas.

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_variable_immunodeficiency

Protestors, baka. Every interview ive seen has exposed them as retards. I tried to understand them, i truly did but theyre unreasonable.

>The Sumo Association announced that stablemaster Takadagawa and five wrestlers tested positive for the coronavirus
chances of survival for these chaps? They are professional athletes but ya know.. obese

Let's see if we can get 40k by midnight
She'll get there before summer ends

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Remdesivir enters the chat

I have friends that resorted to that and im waiting for their verification kek

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C(O)vid

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hey

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Do they want everything to be exactly the same as it was starting tomorrow?

This happening makes me ashamed to be human. We're getting anally ravaged worldwide by something that isn't visible to the naked eye, by sonething that has no uniforms. No technology, no sentience, no personality. It's so FUCKING lame! And yet this will go on to be a huge historical event.
Nothing in this gay modern world is ever good aside from old vidya and fap, not even our happenings.

>tfw your posts gets saved and reposted

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I have some bad news to break to you about the average american

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>"We are absolutly fucked"
Any surprise?
Also check this:
>Looks like they're going with the rabies jab
Oh boy
phillyvoice.com/jefferson-covid-19-vaccine-rabies-coravax-coronavirus-pandemic-philadelphia/?fbclid=IwAR2q3vTR9N9-SDOD3Ef7o5oCuVn4eWxBjIUJwI5cWkDvRRtKYWE5P3VUio4

>"28 days later" is a possibility

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Will Bill Mitchell ever recover?
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1255829082660577283

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Yes user?

OOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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>verification
The fuck do you mean?

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Yas Forums is getting an Only Fans account for redpills and racist rants. This guy will have it up in a couple of days and is taking suggestions

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Spare a thought for these boys.
>14 confirmed cases from 19 test

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>69 get

I could use some cheering up.

No, there most likely won't be religion after this. There won't be any point for it.

>implying

rolling

People should be looking at North Korea more, they will most likely be the first to attack, and it will be done to grab the attention from China.
I'm fairly certain they will attack Israel, which will bring America into the mix.
Then America will attack North Korea, which will bring China back into the mix.
China will try to play this as "helping the underdog against the big bad"

Yeah, war has been brewing for a long time, but I don't think it's unavoidable. However, not all deaths will be from the virus, or the war.

No, just killing time at work.

/cVg/ Afternoon recap of morning report #5 fresh happenings edition
>Doctors In Europe Warn Of Link Between Covid-19 And Toxic Shock Symptoms In Children
msn.com/en-au/news/technology/doctors-in-europe-warn-of-link-between-covid-19-and-toxic-shock-symptoms-in-children/ar-BB13kFZk
Russian Prime Minister Mishustin tests positive for coronavirus as national total tops 100,000 cases
>rt.com/news/487462-russian-pm-tests-positiv-covid19/
INFECTED ASYMPTOMATIC NURSES ALLOWED TO CONTINUE HELPING PATIENT IN THE BIG APPLE
>nypost.com/2020/04/29/ny-state-let-coronavirus-infected-nurses-work-in-nursing-home/
America sees the price of beef begin to skyrocket
>zerohedge.com/commodities/beef-prices-soar-record-high-meatpacking-plants-shutter
>30 million have lost their jobs in burgerland the past 6 weeks
zerohedge.com/markets/over-30-million-americans-have-lost-their-jobs-last-six-weeks
coronavirus deaths just doubled in LA county
>naturalnews.com/2020-04-29-coronavirus-deaths-doubled-in-los-angeles-county.html
Sewage water could act as ‘early warning system’ for new Covid-19 outbreaks, scientists say
rt.com/news/487352-switzerland-wastewater-covid19-detection/
U.S. Buys 100,000 More Body Bags, Preparing for Coronavirus Worst
wsj.com/articles/u-s-buys-more-body-bags-preparing-for-worst-case-cornavirus-scenario-11588172780

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>gets attacked by an invisible swarm of killbots
>bu hu boring

Pretty much. Saw one speaking today and he said, " i dont care if i get it" and "i need to make money, if the state fines me 1k ill still open up the following day". Meaning he'll get a fine everyday till he has to close lol. Retardo.

OH NONONO HAHAHAHA

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/cvg/ is wierd, there are lots and lots of regulars from other boards who'd not normally post on Yas Forums, it's also brought a lot of old fags and Yas Forumstards back
This is part of the reason for the backlash from /nbg/ and the like, they hate that we're not Yas Forums but are still more Yas Forums than Yas Forums

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