PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - WELCOME BACK EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Protecting America's Boomers 4/30/20
c-span.org/video/?471645-1/
youtu.be/0aqMpfUtJfw
>Pres Trump meets w/NJ Gov Murphy 4/30/20
c-span.org/video/?471644-1/
youtu.be/mnEod7gOYPo
>VP Pence comments to reporters 4/30/20
c-span.org/video/?471665-1/
>VP Pence visits GM &Ventec Life Sys Plant in Kokomo IN 4/30/20
c-span.org/video/?471639-1/
>2ndLady Karen on F&F 4/30/20
youtu.be/4rnXrTVezTw
>AgSec GrandpaSonny on FoxNews 4/30/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6153248260001
>LabSec Scalia on CNBC 4/30/20
youtu.be/cnf_-eyleXw
>ActDHSSec Wolf @Auburn University's McCrary Inst 4/30/20
youtu.be/3CRJyKIlH34
>NECDir Kudlow on FoxNews 4/30/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6153239260001
>WHSrAdviser Hassett outside WH 4/30/20
c-span.org/video/?471664-1/
>WHSrAdviser Hassett on FoxNews 4/30/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6153183118001
>PrinDepPressSec Gidley on JohnFredericksShow 4/30/20
youtu.be/G5xdGdbI8kw
>Bannon on CNBC 4/30/20
youtu.be/I7BWkAzDZ1k
>Pentagon Press Brief (ArmySec McCarthy/Army Ldrs) 4/30/20
dvidshub.net/video/750456/
>Pentagon Press Brief (UndDefSec4A&S Lord) 4/30/20
dvidshub.net/video/750420/
>StateDeptVideo: 5G Networks &CCP 4/30/20
youtu.be/pnBhZQtS76k
>WHVideo: AgSec GrandpaSonny: Pres Trump Loves Farmers 4/30/20
youtu.be/ymKBqqNd8aE

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MAGA

zina bash farting

MAGA
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imagine a /PBG/

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>ID = fltr
Filtered

KAG

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Why Americans die like pigs in a massive scale in front of this American Virus?

Cancel culture turns on its own once again.

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MAGA

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youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

I know
I know Hill fell on down
She shit on that there concrete
You thought that she could never quite be beat

But now
After a ton of laughs
It’s time for us to admit
The work we do will never, ever end.

So with laughter in our hearts
Feel the best thing we can do
Is keep it up
And laugh forever

What’s done is done
It feels so glad
What once was petty
now is SAD!

I’ll never hate again
My world’s beginning...

I wish!
That I could turn back time
Cuz now the keks are all mine
Can’t win without the
keks with all your frens
I know
We won’t forget the past
Now with all this love and pride
Because of that we’re all winning inside!

It all returns to nothing
It all comes tumbling down
tumbling down tumbling down!

It all returns to nothing
She just keeps letting them down
letting them down letting them down!

In my heart of hearts
I know that we will never lose again
Never stop winning
Keep winning!
Every thing that matters to us
Matters in this world!

I know
I know Hill fell on down
She shit on that there concrete
You thought that she could never quite be beat
I know
We won’t forget the past
Now with all this love and pride
Because of that we’re all winning inside!

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It all returns to nothing
It all comes tumbling down
tumbling down tumbling down! x 3

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Theme them:
> youtube.com/watch?v=xZzEzDkeHzI

MAGA

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Biden already choked his +11 lead to +2 within a matter of weeks. Imagine the numbers after the first debate.

Oh no Biden bros....

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Make
Immigrants
Go
Away
MIGA MIGA MIGA

This is the most chinese post by a chink I’ve read all day lmao

twitter.com/NitzanWaisberg/status/1255770128941305862
FUCK WHITE PIPS

Tropic Tunder trending on twitter today, apparently NOW people are mad about the blackface.

Make awoo babies!

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>JOE IS JOE
the memes are getting real, FUCK

where are the dead bodies?

can`t.
chins would be shutdown.

i-is that photo doctored

Reopen the baby factories!

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>biden's still winning, but by less

>Nancy Pelosi looked disgusting - face collapsing - in her lich suit before the press. very very disrespectful

imagine a /pbj/
Now you got me hungry

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I keep getting bullied by this cute guy at work.. What do?

fire chris heyes is up to almost 30k now

I thought it was extremely based of Trump to admit if they told him to put on the mask, that he would.

Zionist vs Zionist

youtube.com/watch?v=fe5O8NJ9tXU
youtube.com/watch?v=dbn4i7_CFIM

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Joe Biden taps Chris Dodd to lean up his VP selection team.

>It is after midnight and Kennedy and Dodd are just finishing up a long dinner in a private room on the first floor of the restaurant's annex. They are drunk. Their dates, two very young blondes, leave the table to go to the bathroom. (The dates are drunk too. ‘They'd always get their girls very, very drunk," says a former Brasserie waitress.) Betty Loh, who served the foursome, also leaves the room. Raymond Campet, the co-owner of La Brasserie, tells Gaviglio the senators want to see her.

>As Gaviglio enters the room, the six-foot-two, 225-plus-pound Kennedy grabs the five-foot-three, 103-pound waitress and throws her on the table. She lands on her back, scattering crystal, plates and cutlery and the lit candles. Several glasses and a crystal candlestick are broken. Kennedy then picks her up from the table and throws her on Dodd, who is sprawled in a chair. With Gaviglio on Dodd's lap, Kennedy jumps on top and begins rubbing his genital area against hers, supporting his weight on the arms of the chair. As he is doing this, Loh enters the room. She and Gaviglio both scream, drawing one or two dishwashers. Startled, Kennedy leaps up. He laughs. Bruised, shaken and angry over what she considered a sexual assault, Gaviglio runs from the room. Kennedy, Dodd and their dates leave shortly thereafter, following a friendly argument between the senators over the check.

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Drink a bottle of bleach you queer

>imagine a carb sandwich

No. It's called condescension.

Well I mean I'm angry at it for the right reason.

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lose weight you fat pig.

tell him to back off!

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I'm not gay, BROTADO.

Palmer's day so far:
>Tara Reade isn't going away anytime soon
>more and more people are realizing Kung Flu is being used as a political weapon
>Elon is going all out against lockdowns
>Joe Biden is toast
>Hillary being tacitly floated as an emergency replacement
>Palmer is having a complete nervous breakdown over MSNBC reporting an important news story
>it's only April 30th

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get on Joe's level. Superseding coronavirus

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joe biden is joe biden is joe biden is joe biden

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Biden winning the popular vote by only 2 is almost a guaranteed loss in the electoral college.

kinda based

o. maybe then, that eye is droopier than i recall.

Reminds me of the /ck/ banner that I keep seeing.
You think they'd be pissed if I made a thread asking how to make the best PB&J sammich?

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HOLYFUCK ID BE SO WORRIED ABOUT THE SAFETY AND SECURITY OF MY FAMILY IF I COMMITTED TREASON AND SEDITION AGAINST MY OWN COUNTRY. HOLYSHIT TITS BATMAN ON A DONKEY!

rape him
the only thing bullies understand is force

No
But he is so cute I am puddy in his hands..

Gonna send my whole $1200 to her

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just like how hillary was going to win?

TRUMP MENTIONED THE BAT THEORY. LOOKS LIKE BAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS.

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Whew that leftist faggot is MAD

What a disgusting old hag lmao

i thought it was ramen threads that triggered their autism

Why give money to an uggo?

fine, don't lose weight. go be foreveralone.jpg instead

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yikes

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never blow your wad on or in a whore user

I wonder if this faggot actually posts here.

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how many jars of pee does that buy

That would be a sin.

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Based and fuckdemoshit pilled

I don’t give a fuck I like a good come back story

kek did Cornpop actually say that? I was out yesterday.

Fucking lel the state of retarde whores, the nation, and welfareniggers.

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Don’t forget Law Day tomorrow, /ptg/!

whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/proclamation-law-day-u-s-2020/

>NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, in accordance with Public Law 87–20, as amended, do hereby proclaim May 1, 2020, as Law Day, U.S.A. I urge all Americans, including government officials, to observe this day by reflecting upon the importance of the rule of law in our Nation and displaying the flag of the United States in support of this national observance; and I especially urge the legal profession, the press, and the radio, television, and media industries to promote and to participate in the observance of this day.

>IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this twenty-ninth day of April, in the year of our Lord two thousand twenty, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-fourth.

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You are being mean to me.

just had ham, cheese and egg toastys.

of course we need economic intercourse. how do you think small businesses are born?

Weird how due process exists when it is a democrat.

I don't pay pussy, pussy pay me.

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Kill yourself trancap

if anyone believes that undecided voters are watching Chris Hayes on MSNBC, they are delusional

NOOOOO
BIDEN BROS

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yuck

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>Flynn unchained

Sounds good to me.

That ugly ork nigger is begging for a “if only you knew how bad things really are”

>bamboozing vs getting bamboozed

>Fagmos in the thread
YOU WILL TASTE THE AMPERAGE

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Apologize right now Brotado.

you should put that money toward a motorcycle. A whole lot more enjoyable.

The chocolate loli meme would be run into the ground.

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> IF TREASON
> IF
> IF
But he was innocent (NO TREASON) you fuck so maybe have the decency to acknowledge that and back off him and his family?

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So the real numbers are Trump +12 or so

Put Flynn in charge of the FBI!

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i'm ready

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MAGA

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Kill yourself and die in hell

She could pay me, and all I’d let it do is be a table for me to put my dirty feet on. Jesus what is that cunt a full blown 40 years old? Christ they age like milk

Armed Michigan Protesters took over capitol building. False flag when?

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I have a motorcycle already
Gonna just buy some cocaine and decent booze

VERY rude.

Is this the official day when all journalists and leftists hang from lightposts in mincraft?

>Covers actual news & an allegation.
>He needs to be fired
This is how liberals are the actual fascists now.

The only thing funnier than your pathetic life will be your pathetic suicide

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