Brit/pol/Time Team edition

>Johnson says we are past the peak of disease
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52493500

>Captain Tom's appeal tops £32m on 100th birthday
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52472132

>Too early to start easing lockdown - Nicola Sturgeon
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-52486256

>BA may not re-open at Gatwick once pandemic passes
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52489013

>More than 9,000 fines for virus lockdown breaches
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52489943

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bbc.co.uk/news/health-52473524
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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8270245/Japanese-island-hit-second-wave-coronavirus-ending-lockdown-early.html
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Nadiya Husseins willy

First for Nick Griffin

youtube.com/watch?v=MGLLARx68Bg

>UK announces 674 more coronavirus deaths - taking total number of COVID-19 victims to almost 27,000
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8273783/UK-announces-coronavirus-deaths-hospitals.html
the real death count is probably closer to 60k already. death counts are being under reported

>Time team
Nice one lad. Top show.

unrelated
twitter.com/RoyalAirForce/status/1255850983999049728

Why has Nige morphed into David Icke?

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>Coronavirus 'as deadly as Ebola in hospital'
bbc.co.uk/news/health-52473524
>i-it's just a flu

What is he doing?

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Cute

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twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1255944478105505795

We've marked out the boundary and dug up the pits.
And brought out some jugs; now in several bits
Now all of the lads having lunch on the benches
Time for a stinky quick wank in the trenches

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674 deaths declared today - plus 6,032 new cases! much too early to talk of ending a lockdown and the peak is by no means certain. very scary numbers.

anyone heard anything about the skripals
heard summat somewhere linking them to the rona
did sir gay skripal die of covid?

First to call the last or 7'th + sprog of Jewh'n'son autistic retarded bastard cunt, due to bad jew DNA and old age of both of them

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>Brit/pol/Time Team edition

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>Japanese island is hit by a second wave of coronavirus after ending three-week lockdown when cases fell to single digits - as infections soar to 135 in a week
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8270245/Japanese-island-hit-second-wave-coronavirus-ending-lockdown-early.html
this proves that lockdowns can't be ended until at least 2-3 incubation periods pass with 0 new cases.

Miss the days of old lads

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Fuck, cringe!

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/britfeel/ radio is overrunning

youtube.com/watch?v=72jrgvHYtGY

youtube.com/watch?v=72jrgvHYtGY

youtube.com/watch?v=72jrgvHYtGY

bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-52484590
I too would like to know the answer to this.

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He really looks like an dishevelled old man

those days are gone m8

What about saying you want someone fun

I deleted it as it was of topic but thanks

>Why has Nige morphed into David Icke?

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Man, he's really lost a lot of weight.

IMAGINE being a DUMB britbong in BONGLAND with BAD TEETH, a Dumb QUEEN, TINY clown cars, and STUPID CRINGY HATS
fucking FAGGOTS
U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!
U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!

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>Boris Johnson announces huge spike in daily coronavirus tests to 81,000 putting Matt Hancock's 100,000 target in reach despite some UK drive-through sites being empty with less than 24 hours to the deadline
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8275047/Boris-Johnson-announces-huge-spike-daily-coronavirus-tests-81-000.html
>100,000 tests per day
>660+ days to test the entire population of the UK once
we need millions of tests per day, minimum.

Fuck off you literal paedophile sex pest.

These are the threads Poley went to court for:
archived.moe/r9k/thread/15202084
archived.moe/r9k/thread/17207990

And this is one of the threads of the secret recordings:
archived.moe/r9k/thread/11616662/

You're welcome

Oh well duck
youtube.com/watch?v=QWEBMqQ-gcE

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Leave my frens alone you faggot

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Of course if you've played Plague Inc. you already knew this:

theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/30/five-already-dead-by-time-uk-reported-first-coronavirus-death

You just envy our foreskins.

IMAGINE being THIS JELLY OF FREEDOM
ENjoy slavery MOI8
U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!

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Did they have time team on in aus?

>FREEDOM

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Yeah still do at times

Obligatory Karen post.

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>Breathless Boris is left floundering as he faces foe he can't outbluster
theguardian.com/politics/2020/apr/30/breathless-boris-is-left-floundering-as-he-faces-foe-he-cant-outbluster

My eyes, my fuckin eyes!
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Just had a crafty wank in the trench and it stinks.

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>"AYEMA GETTUN AH VEGGIE MOIT SAN WITCH WIT OWT BACK SHTAKEE HOUSSH"

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>when lockdown ends I'll try
Sex
Get laid you fucking virgins

It's honestly impressive someone can get over 300 lbs/136 kg.
I've gotten fat a couple times but over 230lbs/104kg idk how its possible. Like you have to be eating all day.

He is a good lad

>those scraped pans

Nigel cannot cook.

>I've lost control of my life

When are coming to rebuild England lad?

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If you don't remember Fred Dibnah you are a zoomer and should jump off a chimney immediately.

youtu.be/6w2jQuFmVuU

now that's the face of man who's just chucked his muck

can’t wait to figure out my radio shit and utterly put you to shame you fucking nonce

I will lend a hand, whenever I can! :))

Wholesome post!

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it looks like a deepfake but it's not a deepfake

>My eyes, my fuckin eyes!
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>all those seething twatter
replies

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>jump off a chimney immediately.
How? Didn't Fred blow them all up?

I want to find out what it is but I don't want to get v& for being a nonce.

what happened to millenial woes? is it true he gave a virgin HPV?

Lockdown until SEPTEMBER

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You’re a good lad.

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