/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3547

► Detected: 3,297,191 ► Died 233,468 ► Day: 112

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 4,115 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE WHO
youtube.com/watch?v=NMre6IAAAiU
youtube.com/watch?v=wTYLxCUOUGc

>NEWS
North America's livestock will be euthanized because of supply chain disruptions due to coronavirus
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Russian PM Diagnosed With Coronavirus
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New York let coronavirus-infected nurses work in upstate nursing home
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Doctors In Europe Warn Of Link Between Covid-19 And Toxic Shock Symptoms In Children
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WARRING CANNIBAL RATS emerge in US cities as food production crashes from Covid-19 closures
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Antibody tests vastly underperform advertised accuracy
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>ARCHIVE
Vitamin D Insufficiency is Prevalent in Severe COVID-19
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Remdesivir does not speed up recovery from COVID-19 compared with placebo
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CCP notice to destroy or send them coronavirus sample vials
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Coronavirus may lurk deep in lungs after patients recover, study suggests
archive.is/AoZZJ

Self-reported symptoms of covid-19 including symptoms most predictive of SARS-CoV-2 infection, are heritable
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Long-term persistence of SARS-CoV-2 and its ability to maintain infectivity in aerosols for up to 16 hours
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Virus binds to ACE2 like SARS, first route found
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Several "mild cases" actually suffered permanent lung damage
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I'm not fucking ready for the depression.

>New York let coronavirus-infected nurses work in upstate nursing home
Tt's a regional work ethic...

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Ducey is such a fucking pussy gaping vagina faggot
Another reason to hate this fucking state

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any update on argie bro?

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If you were, it wouldn't be a depression.

Feeling bearish on humanity's future

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So who is the grey man?

POTUS praising nursing home boomers.
pscp.tv/w/1eaKbQQMVeaxX

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some real faggy /x/ shit right there
muh molemen is /ptg/ - fake and gay

fuck the bugmen part I

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Heyyyyy guyssssss
Hahahaha

fuck the bugmen part II

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svenanon ... is the fucking blue beam ?

Will Yas Forums take the UBI pill?
You can apply and get UBI if
> you only leave your house for necessities
> you accept that you will need a special permit if you want to leave your districts

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It would suck to catch the virus because you had to stand there while this dipshit yells in your face.

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>muh shekels
I am

UBI isn't a good idea.
youtube.com/watch?v=QGBQwZsp3T0

He probably needed some sleep.

100% would

what the fuck is wrong with their dicks

>split general
>shills blow their load on the wrong one

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PPE is last line of defense,

it's actually a shitshow of a situation because the absolute worst case scenarios are expansive to prepare for, so when you're doing risk assessments they also need to be cost effective,

if there's one hospital that actually has all that for the case of a pandemic (prepared before corona hit china), then bring me the guy who's responsible for it and I'll let him fuck me in the ass, he would be the pure definition of the based department

>North America's livestock will be euthanized because of supply chain disruptions due to coronavirus
Can't people slaughter your own cow or fucking chicken? Killing one and blood letting it is easy... However, I can't stomach the part when they de-gut it...
It would be awesome if they started to do live deliveries to family

But that isn't UBI, is it? UBI needs to have the U, and needing qualifications makes it different.

So comfy. We should always two threads at a time.

>a fucking faggot wants to reopen the economy like his prolapsed anus
Imagine mah shawk

Which one?
Your mental one, or the shekel one?

oh its may in 3 minutes
its gonna be very odd

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Why are they "white" and their dicks so fucking black?

It'll be almost 2 complete days since his last bread . He never goes that much time without posting

Both, user.

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Roll and corona-chan actually was influenced by ernegy from other dimensions and its beyond us to even coimprehend where she will get in the end

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Quick rundown on the aliens pl0x?

jesus christ almighty atlas cant get here fast enough

They're jap trannies with skin bleach

Can't believe the french government wants us to go back to work, corona-chan's still out here and I'm supposed to go to my internship like nothing happenned ? fuck off Macron

>guy holding a "TYRANTS GET YOUR ROPE!" sign in one of the other pictures
>visible swastika and confederate flag in the background
>mfw

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Why when I can go to a local farm that will slaughter and wrap onsite. $1/lb for whole beef or pig.
I mean I would if I had no choice but at least where I live there are quite a few farms I can buy direct from.

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Oh for fuck's sake, knock it on the head at last, will you?
Or can the jannies maybe make a Yas Forums Bouncy Castle where the last few 12-year-old glowfag phone-posters who haven't gotten the memo yet that their habbening is now recognized by everyone except them and CNN to be the kike power-grab hoax it is can go and watch each other pee their little panties about how we all goan die reeeeeeee

Pretty sure those are strap-ons

finished planting the vegetable path. Are you anons ready for the famine?

Can we PLEASE get a 100% lethal strain in Toronto?

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Just don't go, I already quit, not getting infected for jews. The true happeningwill happen when everything is reopened and the wagies rush back to work and die in droves(hopefully)

Just stock up on ammo retard it will be useful no matter what.

I can only hope. Aren't non-white dicks really dark like that tho?

twitter.com/TPMLiveWire/status/1255910356586807296

Trump says that the third and fourth quarter of this year's financials and GDP growth will be "possibly better than they ever were before," and that he can thinks there is a lot of "pent up demand." He thinks things are going to get better because he feels like it will.
This is some "stocks only go up" Yas Forums shit if I've ever seen it.

That's a thing? People don't care about getting cancer from it?

Our prime minister got infected, he is kinda fat and old

We can only hope

What is the propaganda that I'm peddling user?
My shitpost history seems to be pure chaos, but apparently I'm peddling something? I must have missed it.

Plz do tell. I'm legit curious.

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Just had to silence svenanon
Two in the chest one in the head

Bake the next one with argiebro missing edition, we gotta find him

He thinks the GDP are like stocks and can go up based on nothing lmao

I can't really, already bound by the fucking contract. The company understands my position and I'll be able to do part of it remote, but I'd have to go for at least a week...

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They are asians, it's not a strap on, right mentally ill faggot has a clear adams apple

The midwits are going to fuck us all.

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When will PvP (in minecraft) start?
Nervously trying to acquire enough high-quality brass bow and arrow ammo (in minecraft)

Summed up well. I think its pretty obvious now we are getting more data and such, that it's very infectious, but not that deadly in terms of rate. And governments are using the opportunity to grab as much power as they can, and people are just rolling over like good little bitches.

What does he actually DO? Just a yes man for Putin?

No, not really the head also is never black like that

"they are asian" that explain what? Tell us waht the fuck is the reason to their dicks be black like that

It's here my sweet user
The catch is you'll die in a year
>Brb dying of ADE and spreading coronakami's blessings

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It could be family with huge appetite for meat... or just regular butcher selling freshly cut meat on the street.
We have to go back to where we don't have megaprocessor. Instead, a butcher every 10 block or so

It's not even 5% over.

You guys still doing that general thing huh

>that flag
>bow and arrow
im going to kill you, eat you, and destroy that just for fun (in minecraft)

I've watched enough jav to know that's an asians dick, their dicks are typically that color of brown. Also they're really small so you can tell it's some Asian

Please user, I am white and have a child (in minecraft).

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midwits are the reason the government will have to go wuhan style in a way they’re fascist accelerationists

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This is some next level gay.

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It'll be entertaining, I guess.

I got over the doom in January when I knew what this was.

He was using the Ukraine flag.

Checked.

I have no idea. Am I the only one who assumed he was a jannie? If he is, then the mods probably know. Maybe he just needed a break.

The managing country with so many people and administrative divisions is more than just 1 person's job. Some of your foreign niggers think that Putin does whatever he wants, but he strictly follows the laws - even when he wants to invade country, he gathers government branches and asks permission, vote and all that shit. And he can't manage all alone, if you ever played RTS, you'd know that you can't micromanage everything - real life is worse, there are so many people who have specific needs, and prime minister does a lot of job like that.

It's breaking apart
phys.org/news/2020-04-hubble-captures-breakup-comet-atlas.html

Its still racking up 2k+ burgers a day, what are you on about dude?

pretty irresponsible trying to defend a child with a bow in minecraft. are you positive you're white?

Imagine being this imbecile.

Is Argiebro ever going to come back?

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doesnt mean it cant do shit to us, a single one of the pieces if its able to hit us we are doomed

Trump is a senile KIKE lovin moron. Also the biggest swamp member of all of them.
USSA is in for a very rude awakening.
Especially in the upcoming war - he will most likely drive em to war with China and Russia. There ain't no chance glassing of selected shities in USSA to be avoided at this point.

I hate/ptg/ so fucking much

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Roll if argie bro was captured by the police for "misinformation"

I think it'd be worst to get center punched by a broadhead from the grass/brush than the quick death of a hunting rifle round. You'd dead in both instances, but the former is going to make you suffer a lot more.