/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3546

niggers what the fuck ?!!! where's my pandemic ?

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all the WHO recaps so far

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This thread is retarded

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That's a based hazmat I've never seen before

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I go outside to public places every day completely unprotected and still nothing...

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What if it's double-tap? Everyone get tired of corona, then something with quadruple transmission and ten times fatality rate appears.

What happened to the argie bro? And what happened to the “latest changes” update?

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>New York is now thinking about contact tracing
>when more than 1 in 100 in NY are infected

kek

you need to go back

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When do you think we will be able to travel?

Is there a worse profession to be going into in 2020 than medicine/nursing?

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>LATEST
▶ 262 new cases and 24 new deaths in Romania
▶ 15730 new cases and 1017 new deaths in the United States
▶ 144 new cases in Guinea
▶ 67 new cases and 3 new deaths in Sudan
▶ 6 new cases in Costa Rica
▶ 1800 new cases and 75 new deaths in India

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Computer Science. No jobs. Fell for the meme.

No one knows.

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based

whores are kinda fucked right now

Nobody's stopping you.

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Commercial trucking, this will be the excuse to roll out automation. But yea med and nurse fags are going to quit in droves after this

Going into onlyfans.

Taking on a ton of debt to go to flight school?

Wow it's rare, only ever been posted once at the end of January archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/JARpD5MBHOcABn9OBHAEQg/
Did you have that sitting in your folder since then?

there will be a EU commision on shengen leisure travel mid may expect news around then, they're looking into covid test passports that you prove to be non pozzed before flight that or safe country clubs (gues we're nurgle zones)

schengenvisainfo.com/news/eu-mulls-covid-19-passports-to-restore-tourism-industry/

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I'm too adhd for this slowass apocalypse. supplies are already back in shops. need big death quick collapse NOW please

Whores are allways kinda fucked

>Commercial trucking, this will be the excuse to roll out automation.
Kek, truck automation was at least three decaded away before Corona.

>LATEST
▶ 112 new cases and 7 new deaths in Israel
▶ 15907 new cases and 1018 new deaths in the United States
▶ 21 new cases and 3 new deaths in Chad

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>Did you have that sitting in your folder since then?
Yeah

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>regular women are becoming millionaires taking pictures of their bodies in their own homes during quarantine

yeah ... haha, worst job for sure right guys?

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Mishustin became infected with the coronavirus. Bloody Dimitri will be back soon.

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These need to be sold in every country.

Hey~ :3

I just wanted to let you know one thing, okay?

You know what that is, right? ȌωȌ

*huggles* (＾▽＾(＾▽＾*)

That you are SUPER DUPER important!

*wuggles* ヽ(°∀°人´ヮ´)ﾉ

And super warm...

Be safe, okay? ^ω^

Take care of yourself! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

I'll see you soon!! (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

-Sadly boops your cheek, nose and tummy tum tum-

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Its a fucking slowburner

Based, how big is your hazmat folder?

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Burgers explain yourself

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I thought it got over saturated from everyone joining it? I don't know, I don't enable that behavior.

It is because it generates 0 experience or transferable skills for any other job and more than likely they will become an entitled dickhead who will provide shit all to society

I have come into conclusion that hospitals and its workers are main superspreaders of the virus.
Recently another care center got infected and it's all due to some workers visiting the nearby hospital which one worker was an asymptomatic spreader.

Where is he now?

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TOO slow. need big fast boom boom

3 decades trips what sorcerer is this??

I don't know polish bro, from people I know in the industry there have been some big corporations interested in automation. They have some prototypes running. Nothing definitive yet but with corona chan about I doubt they'll face any opposition from law makers.

They can spin it as protecting lives and making life more convenient.

I needed this desu.

Faggot senators want open up the country but refuse to meet in person. Next time I see Pelosi I'm gonna skull fuck her skelter looking ass

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Based.

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based boopanon

So this is the power of Judaism...

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I'll explain by showing one of your guys.
youtube.com/watch?v=KqRPOEa3P44
We have a lot of people doing this

>OPEN UP! ITS ALL A LIBERAL SCAM!! REEEEE!!

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Dead

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The cops are
Just place 15 min Coronavirus tests at airport entrances and ships and ban travel by land

600+ MB + a few dozens of unsorted ones in downloads folder

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Corona fucked up elections in my glorious POLAND.
Ruling cathosocdem party pushes for postal elections, but there's no way they can prepare it in time.
Main opposition party pushes for postponing because their candidate is an old hag with negative charisma. In latest polls she scores LESS then Korwin's edgy paleolibertarian meme party.
Let that sink in.
Serious candidate. Main opposistion party. She scores less than the party that wants to ban ALL abortion, legalize ALL drugs and claims Jedi were the bad guys (was Yoda a jew?).

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probably infected 10 other people without realizing it while never displaying major symptoms himself, so he now thinks the whole pandemic is a nothingburger sham while arguing for re-opening the economy NOW

It's already up another 3K since that post.

This delays my suicide by 7 minutes each time posted

Jeah as always, pure logic.
Jeah, whell lets see maybe something unprediktikal happens.

Probably on the autopsy desk .

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See you're still going Strong Uke-bro!
Thanks for helping to keep these breads alive.
No matter what good and bad info washes in and out on these boards, You're helping to keep a needed forum for dialog and info exchange which is open to discussion with relatively little censorship, alive and well.

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globalnews.ca/news/6730007/coronavirus-spring-breaker-apology/

why arent you taking it a step further and licking the doorknobs and touching your face?

Is Brazil going to update with more cases, or are they going to pretend the number for the day is 885?

*boops you back* based

Instantly derailed by softcore porn