>Johnson says we are past the peak of disease
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>Captain Tom's appeal tops £32m on 100th birthday
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>Too early to start easing lockdown - Nicola Sturgeon
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>BA may not re-open at Gatwick once pandemic passes
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>More than 9,000 fines for virus lockdown breaches
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Her Majesty's Royal Society for the Protection of RNHS
CLAP NOW IN THIS THREAD OR YOU MUMS GETTING CHINKY FLU
i'd be traumatised too if i had to watch all those nurses dancing
If you clap, you're a cuck or a cunt, it's only one of those things.
if you think the goverment cares about you, you must be stupid.
Clap for England and her amazing architecture!
Should have bloody waited for next thread to post this. Anyway.
Ever wonder why some countries like the UK have been hit hardest by the corona virus? After watching this video I think it's possible for two main reasons.
1. The NHS uses the Beverage System instead of the Bismark System.
2. The UK has too many business ties to China and therefore sacrificed it's citizens by ignoring warnings from Taiwan for for CCP money.
first for creating Brit/pol/ radio
What music do you cunts like?
>Boris Johnson announces huge spike in daily coronavirus tests to 81,000 putting Matt Hancock's 100,000 target in reach despite some UK drive-through sites being empty with less than 24 hours to the deadline
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>100,000 tests per day
>660+ days to test the entire population of the UK once
we need millions of tests per day, minimum.
Your mums got chinky flu
>Medics find coronavirus in the lungs of Iranian woman, 30, even though she had no symptoms of the deadly virus
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>i-its-just the flu bro
How did you guys find the clap?
Theyll def make it the royal nhs and itll be rnhs for real.
Fuck the george cross they should all get a VC.
Imagine if the NHS started its own political party.
I went out and clapped. My neighbours daughter is being really nice to me for some reason. She gave me some beer. Now I'm paranoid.
The polis are at the door cause I didn't do it.
btw if you read the /cvg/ pastebin you’re a nonce, sorry I don’t make the rules
why?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WARTY WOESY!
KNOBBLY BOBBLY SLOBBLY CRUSTY WILLY END
for me it's mummy Polizzi
I like PJ Harvey and The Cure.
Nonce
if i co host will you guys hand over your shekels?
weyhey Garry the madlad with his didgeridoo, one of the lads is our garry, lives in a new-build with two wheelie bins and only has another 6 years to go until he has his car paid off
She's 37 years old.
Some cunt walloping 7 shades of shit out a massive saucepan. Made me think of the *bang bang bang* meme
Doctor told me after I fucked ur mum
iranians don't know shit, i guarantee she had symptoms
shes over 16?
Are brits really doing this?
> Work for r’NHS
Clap for me, it fuels me.
>Boris Johnson urges Britons to 'keep going' with coronavirus lockdown as he signals curbs must stay until June to avoid threat of 'second peak'
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june is far too early. we'd need a stricter lockdown until at least october combined with closed airports etc. if we want to stop this thing. no matter what whitty and johnson say, the r0 is NOT below 1.
Are you sure that’s not just all the CP you have on your computer that brought the police?
Biddy fiddler
this fucking country needs to be nuked
What is it about this clapping shit that makes it so fucking annoying?
>The virtue signaling?
>The cringe?
>Pretending like people actually give a shit?
I didn't even hear anyone outside at 8
I bet she's handicapped you nonce
both of you can fuck off
Lad it's all the rage, the entire streets fill with people clapping and setting of fireworks, tooting their horns and cheering for our NHS. We've seen dancing and bands recently. Its absolutely beautiful and quite the spectacle. Don't knock it lad.
She's 37. She just moved back with her mom because her husband left her.
It's pretty nice to hear communities uniting
And still living at home? Sounds like one to avoid lad, she will be given a government issued cat in another 3 years.
NPCs are
Someone should sacrifice a ram in their garden next clap session and hold up it’s heart, yell something about death paying for life, and then tossing the heart into a big ole blazing brazier
All with robes on and appropriate chanting music playing
Nonce
Please clap 4RNHS Anthem
me in the corner
The clappening? Yeah just been out clapping like a performing seal so my neighbours dont send their dogs to shit on my lawn.
she buttering you up so she can get some post quarantine hide the sausage
Safety is paramount.
That would be a shit idea, brit/pol/ almost certainly listens to trash like Oasis or Lewis Capaldi
how do you know sh'es 37, you've been stalking her social media and fapping to her pics you nonce
this is an extinction level event
You are not uniting though you are hidden like a snake
Being on Yas Forums has turned you cynical so the sight of people doing anything for a cause is sickening to you.
Doesn't really bother me, people can do what they like.
>>The virtue signaling
>>Pretending like people actually give a shit
>>The cringe
In that order.
i think people would allow it because it's for R'NHS
come on lad it's obvious now
January 2022 it is my friend
Ha.... sloppy seconds
nonce
I’m new to this country and I’m planning to relocate after this lockdown shit, any suggestions?
You a know an area is middle class with all that shite going on. Where I live nobody has clapped any of the Thursdays since lockdown. A few fireworks is about it.
She went to school with my sister.
She has a labradoodle. It doesn't like cats.
your virginity isn't dying out any time soon mate
yeah she wants your dick m8, how old are you?
jimmy saville was just doing what he liked for a good cause too
it would honestly just be a one off more than likely to show the /britfeel/ cunts how it’s done
wherever you came from
>older woman
>lives next door
>craving dick
>gonna get a phat payout from her husband
>probably has a low sex drive
>gives you free beer
why arent you getting in there user
rishi says we're past the peak
are ye pubs are similary boring as your /general/, britts? get some r0lling
second wave will hit as soon as they relax the lockdown. if they truly believe the R value is below 1, they should close the airports and keep the lockdown going until around 4-6 weeks after new cases dry up.
it's more they are being paid the same as they were before, still have to go to work every day. Not really being treated well, even prison guards are getting a bonus like 2 grand.
Menawhile i also have to work every day and people at my company are on 100% furlough wage while i go to work every day.
Just feels hollow, i think cash money is wortheless now with all the debt piling up so why even get paid
We invented self deprecation and practice it whenever we can.
Come, watch the clown be a master of his craft.
Don't worry if you don't get it our humor is advanced.
TAY TAY
copypasta but common-sensepilled
>”R’NHS hungers” yelled Davos, slaughtering another Wilding to add to the pile
Even flights.. Can you believe this?
An environment such as that is ripe for viruses to spread and I would not be surprised if it is responsible for 40% of the fatalities.
we're nowhere near the peak of the first wave. new daily infections have been holding steady at 4k per day because they're barely testing anyone.
Smiths, Morrissey, ABBA, Huey Lewis and the News and others! :)
Are you doom lad?
Back to whatever country you came from would be a good start.
yeah, but fucking Dana sucks his mudslime balls for mudslime money and keeps his fake virginity (Tibau won that fight with younger Kebob), what a fucking borger cunt he is. Americans as jews would sell theirs moms arse for money.
depends what kind of pub you visit. gimmie the swede
lmfao, anything for RNHS
Do you ever settle back in your armchair with a fine port and pursue the sounds of Camel? Gentle Giant?
damn I hate that swarthy bitch I want Maria
Roll.
boris has blood on his hands
>We're trapped in a neverending mexican wave of reinfection, each wave deadlier than the last.
This is the one thing we didnt want to happen.
swede is actually a norwegian tranny
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The same reason her husband left her. Her mom and all the other women were all 'ooh, how could he have done that'. She sounds like a donkey being attacked with a chainsaw. She is pretty and you would think 'I can put up with that' and then one day you would just have had enough. I've already had enough with her the other side of the wall.
Scared little pussy. It's the fucking flu for 99.7% of people.
do it son, give her the quarantine shuffle
I remember back in Feb there was a BBC article which included a brief interview with a doctor claiming (In response to Trump's early border closures) that "Viruses don't obey borders"
Why didn't we listen to him bros? He's an expert
clumsy of him
Tears for Fears, A-Ha
The audacity of that little dude. Unreal.
btw which pubs are better? somewhere in Glasgow suburbs?
Folk and sea shanties.
I used to like indie rock when that scene was going and am still sometimes occasionally partial to early Arctic Monkeys and the like.
I can do some 60's Dad rock. Mums 70's disco. Britpop anthems from the 90's.
I generally prefer British to American but there are exceptions.
Not really into dance, rave type music.
I don't like Black music. Funk, Hip Hop, RNB or Rap.
how do you know?
What do you mean?
oh no no no, if he can do it, i need to do it now
I hope those kids had their spoon licences in order.
He's a consultant, the people we consult in times of crisis.
What happened?
If you want a bottle hanging out the side of your face yeah
Clapped harder than you
>mash it
>tell your self no matter what you'll put up with it for 6 years.
>2 years in get married.
>around divorse time. quit your job
>milk her dry
>????
>profit
OR BETTER STILL. wait for her parents to die collect inheritance then a year later get divorced
???
profit
Dice musica Irish.
>This is the one thing we didnt want to happen
BORISSSSS.
thought as much, dana loves mudslime money. yes tibau did beat him.
oh ffs, that shouldn't be allowed. i got the spanish slag anyway
traditional and independent suburb pubs, don't visit chain-pubs in city centres
Ffs he looks like a fruit salad sweet
here, get some based music clip I brought ye faggs
>REVEALED: First coronavirus case on the USS Kidd emerged 30 DAYS after their last port visit - raising questions over whether the virus incubation period is longer than 14 days
dailymail.co.uk
/cvg/ proven right again. the incubation period is roughly 40 days.
>Now I'm paranoid.
And you have the clap
Reckon an NHS party could get a shit load of votes if one is ever formed. People probably put more faith in the NHS than the queen or government. Imagine what would happen if they decided to run
paul simon, harper simon, dire straits, abba, arctic monkeys
I shined my torch to the sky in the hope it would resonangte in the hearts of those canny to the hidden light.
and when that failed, I got out my laser pen and shined it through any none clapper windows quicker than you can say bbc
>mom
You must be a yank. Ive never heard anyone in this country call mum a "mom".
this is exactely what a want, to see some decent lads, who aren't afraid to pick a fight. also I'd make em go and POGROM some local niggers and shitslams
Can someone explain how the fuck Alfred is supposed to be the bad guy? He is literally defending England from foreign marauding rapists.
lip fillers have been a disaster for young women's appearances
yeah mate they'd definitely win dancing on ice
fuck off pube
You must be making a joke about Glasgow on mars being announced.
You won’t find decent lads there, only Scots. Scots also love immigrants as long as they’re not English.
Look at this faggot
it's like applauding the orchestra on the Titanic as it goes down. literally inappropriate. in an ethnically secure nationalist country without paki rape gang cover-ups and freedom to exercise twice a day it would be a wonderfully patriotic act.
You have to go back.
it pisses me off when people call secondary school "high school" fuck off with that dumbass yank shit
nah you fookin didn't me and babs had the pans and wooden spoons out this time
It's a big timeline shift for the Glasgow people but they deserve to be the first city on Mars.
mars.nasa.gov
> Murgatroyd
Holy fuck I thought it was a meme