/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3545

Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.

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What happenings happened today?

100% survival rate
google.com/amp/s/finance.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/capricor-therapeutics-shares-soar-250-042320782.html

CORONA-CHAN

Unironically what does it take ofr the lights to go out? How automated is the system? How many need to die before the electricity supply shuts off?

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WHO SHOULD FUCKING DIE

When critical people in the chain get infected

>LATEST
▶ 1416 new cases and 184 new deaths in Canada
▶ 82 new cases and 1 new death in Iraq
▶ 12659 new cases and 763 new deaths in the United States

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he's right you know

Any other anons who are 6+ weeks since infection having a recurrence of the chest pain, but instead of it being directly in the upper center of the chest, it has moved to areas of the chest directly under the shoulders? It feels kinda like the pain you have a day after lifting/exercising a lot. I’m feeling way better now, but this pain is very uncharacteristic of anything I had during the last 6 weeks.

I know I haven’t been lifting weights or anything. The most I’ve changed is going out for 1 hour walks around the neighborhood the past week.

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or maintenance guys that know how to keep those powerlines up if you live away from major hubs

hey look , changs learned how to switch flags

I was away for three days, what did I miss, friends?

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Why do they recirculate news during events like this? We've known they were testing sewage samples in march and coming up positive, they also sent out warnings to communities under monitoring not to flush harsh chemicals to aid in detection. Weird

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chang aprendeu português e portuñol tambien

correction i fucked that up kek

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you should add Trump adding fuel to the oil war
reuters.com/article/us-global-oil-trump-saudi-specialreport/special-report-trump-told-saudis-cut-oil-supply-or-lose-u-s-military-support-sources-idUSKBN22C1V4

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not much
>deaths piling up
>svenanon hinting at something worse
>chink shills attempting to switch blame
>chink ambassador at england triggered during an interview

based

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Todays /cVg/ Report #5 Fresh Happenings Edition
>Doctors In Europe Warn Of Link Between Covid-19 And Toxic Shock Symptoms In Children
msn.com/en-au/news/technology/doctors-in-europe-warn-of-link-between-covid-19-and-toxic-shock-symptoms-in-children/ar-BB13kFZk
>Russian Prime Minister Mishustin tests positive for coronavirus as national total tops 100,000 cases
rt.com/news/487462-russian-pm-tests-positiv-covid19/
>INFECTED ASYMPTOMATIC NURSES ALLOWED TO CONTINUE HELPING PATIENT IN THE BIG APPLE
nypost.com/2020/04/29/ny-state-let-coronavirus-infected-nurses-work-in-nursing-home/
>America sees the price of beef begin to skyrocket
zerohedge.com/commodities/beef-prices-soar-record-high-meatpacking-plants-shutter
>30 million have lost their jobs in burgerland the past 6 weeks
zerohedge.com/markets/over-30-million-americans-have-lost-their-jobs-last-six-weeks
>coronavirus deaths just doubled in LA county
naturalnews.com/2020-04-29-coronavirus-deaths-doubled-in-los-angeles-county.html
>Sewage water could act as ‘early warning system’ for new Covid-19 outbreaks, scientists say
rt.com/news/487352-switzerland-wastewater-covid19-detection/
>U.S. Buys 100,000 More Body Bags, Preparing for Coronavirus Worst
wsj.com/articles/u-s-buys-more-body-bags-preparing-for-worst-case-cornavirus-scenario-11588172780

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>3272102 infected
>231321 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction won't cause an intergalactic cataclysm

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thanks user, just ran into that one a few minutes ago but haven't read it all yet

We had 50000 people die in a month under lockdown circumstances, and yet we want to just open back up? Why the fuck does anyone want to go back to work when it's extremely likely to kill you or get you sick? If we lift the lockdown obviously those numbers are going to go up. How the fuck does this happen. Stop protesting the governors to go back to work you fucking idiots and protest the bank for taking your money during a pandemic.

Vintage

We basically got confirmation that there's thousands of unreported nursing home deaths in many countries after UK started counting their own and their total death count jumped by 4.4K

Today's /cVg/ Report #5 Part II
>coronachan can make heart go boom
>ventilators failing, lungs going boom. Doctors in New york saying this is not the way to treat patients.
>no vaccine possible, not new among coronaviruses.
>mass doctor suicides. can't cope with deaths.
>animals/pets getting infected. Minks newest bro
>mosquito spread theoretically possible
>Anti-body studies suggest many millions more are infected.
>pollution carries it, might contaminate rainfall
>attacks immune system, major organs due to the Ace2
>people dying at home from heart failure in mass
>attacks brain, causes brain damage, causes outbreaks of strokes in the young. New symptoms include confusion/slurred speech/touretes like behavior
>kills the weak and old first, slowly deteriorates the young and eventually kills them too due to reinfection(reactivation?)
>kiddos thought to be safe are falling ill and are literal timebombs for the lethal Kawasaki Disease and Epstein-Barr Virus (fooled because kids just take longer to die)
>"recovered" leaving hospitals with ravaged lungs. There is no such thing as recovered.
>SARS survivors 10 years later become too sick to work.
>can survive two weeks + on surfaces
>travels up to 8 meters in air.
>can survive for hours in the air, can travel through AC units
>found in mens balls, effects still not understood but possible sterility
>kills T-cells similarly to HIV.
>no immunity confirmed
>New study she may become a pernament seasonal virus
>can cause massive blood clots throughout body, can lead to necessary amputations
>can be spread in the smell of human feces like SARS
>Ecuador has 11k dead since Jan. previous year they had 3k. President admits they are unable to manage counts.
>fake doctors, influentials tricking normies that virus is fake/to protest the streets with no protection and also to sell merch KEK
>power plants/meat production are in their beginning stages of positive outbreaks among the workforce. Price of beef rising

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Deaths at 60k in America officially so real number 600k???

i got my trumpbuxs today. i am so happy. I also got my first two paychecks for my new job this month after being a neet for 3 years. i feel so happy right now. i purchased my nephew a little weight set so he can live the Yas Forums life

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muh boomers need rent to pay their kike masters back for the 120ft chink 9000 TV
youtu.be/28--5aEV1Z0

Cope.

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so what bullshit numbers are France going to give today +332?

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sane bullshit numbers the US is giving out already

Hmm...

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Yo, I'm phone posting from outside guys, kids are coofing in the park its so fucking nice out. You should all come out here and enjoy the weather

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By ceasing your faggotry

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I think I caught the rona. I'm a poor american. I can go to the VA hospital, but I have no faith in the VA healthcare system.

Am I kill? How does rona kill people? Is there anything I can do to not die?

make sure you tell your a hospital to count you as a 'rooney death
do your part!

How is a corpse going to use a weight set?

>WHO RECAPS
WHO RECAPS
>WHO RECAPS

finished formatting what I have so far
enjoy the glory of WHO-gymnastics from the 27.2 till yesterday
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will slowly go over the ones I missed over the months and add them in but that will take a long while

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If you can breathe, breathe in and breathe out. If you need a ventilator, you will probably die anyway.

Reminder to pay your rent or end up like me

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They social distance aswell.

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Rate this mask.

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The majority of people pushing to open up either literally don't understand what's happening ("I don't get why everyone is so scared, I just want to go get some bread") or they're stock market shills who either want to keep the economy running to keep their 401k up, or they've been tricked into genuinely believing that the stock market's success is equivalent to supply chain needs. Either way, they'll be screwed when they realize that all we've been able to do is flatten the hospitalization curve. We haven't really reduced it yet, only barely seeing a downtick in cases. So the opening up that some states are pulling will give them a grim reminder in a week or so.

Outbreaks are beginning at power plants

+2 deaths

We finally started testing people

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I'm glad for you, user. Keep yourself safe and your family safe, too, and you'll do great!

They had over 100 deaths today, wtf is this

reposting
youtube.com/watch?v=PNv75d0lyGg

You God damned bunker bitch! I'm coming for you! You will rue the day!! Rue it!

Ushers of da new worrrld

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Wang says its not ok to blame the chinks

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>tfw my country put powerplant crews in isolation to avoid exactly that
feels good

Population density is a fully useless stat, since citizens are not evenly spread in northern wasteland, but they live in cities.

lul

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fuck off they have oxygen tanks

How many meme shills got labeled as chink agents during this?

Work in 30 minuters, then it's 10 hours of lurking while working.

The world will be covered in a rain of death... our bodies will be the floods and our blood will be the new oceans... And a new dawn will come to this world where we are forgotten but we were but a moment in this world life, and nothing in the universe life...

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worst case, how do I give myself a manual stoma without slitting my throat?

Even if that would be true, it doesn't change the significantly higher death ratio.

That's because only intelligent people are capable of forward thinking

Just hope you don't suddenly get ards lol. Low chance though so nothingburgerer haha.

You are looking at deaths by the day of death. What they give daily is deaths yet unreported, which can be on whatever day.

It feels good to know this shit is almost over.

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Stay safe svenanon

CAP-1002 inhibits cytokine storm and prevents damage to the lungs and organs. 100% survival rate.
/cvg/ cult its over

China lied people died and I hope they get what they deserve, but I doubt there's time, or that it'll matter soon.

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