Be small guy

Lol wtf

Break his jaw. Anyone can break a jaw, and it is a 6 weeks of extreme pain and feeding through a tube, plus titanium plates that cause cancer.

There was obviously more to this webm than meets the eye. I'm sure the manlet had words with chad before hand and things got heated. Manlets do tend to do that you know.

Crack a bottle over his head, take the cash from his wallet and let the bouncer escort you out.

This!
Burn it to the ground with everyone inside.
Why isn’t this answer the only obvious choice?

sad but true. i've moved tiny men like this guy did many times in bars. the tiny men usually get booted out the bar when they throw a hissy fit. i love when the girls laugh, gets my dick hard.

seems like a gigantic tryhard faggot. real chads would never do this.

God this webm makes me glad i'm not straight.

Walk away and vow revenge by being so successful he ends up working for you, underpay him, treat him unfairly, hit on his wife in front of him.... Like a boss.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU

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I would just stat swimging for the throat,nose and jaw trying to knock the stupid faggot out or just inflict pain. Don’t care if I get my ass kicked or killed. I won’t be layed a hand on without repercussions.

Immediately fall and start screaming in pain, go to the hospital, on the way hurt yourself, police report

Kewl larp

This is Yas Forums, not Yas Forums. Be gone, disgusting gypsy.

This. True Chads are generally pretty nice guys. They understand that they're at the top of the totem pole and don't feel the need to degrade other men. This webm just reeks of tryhard fratboy douchebag.

How do you know that these two aren't friends and just fucking around?

The moment he starts lifting me I would have started to shit and piss myself. Grab a handful of shit and smear it in his face

Look at how weak and white the manlet's response is.

Yeet backhand to nuts mid lift

Get a good punch in

Have none of you ever been at a crowded bar, trying to order drinks? The short guy was probably just standing there blocking the bar and not ordering anything. Tall guy did nothing wrong.

Bloatmaxx so it never happens again

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Pinch his nipples and give purple nerple. Its deeming. Alternatively find his vehicle and take a shit on it.

Is he ok

Glass him.

I'm the bartender and I shake my head and serve other people instead

It is. The fact that someone is filming it should tell you everything. He's probably half drunk already and told his buddies he was going to be an asshole to someone.

>This webm just reeks of tryhard fratboy douchebag.
Or faked because the manlet smiles and doesn't react to being grabbed at all and the big guy looks right at the camera.

Insecure fagggot cant hold himself together for 10 seconds to not look at the camera.

He already lost when he didnt immediately back elbow crush chads nose

I'm very tall but I feel bad for the manlet desu

What's it like to be over 6"2 bros

>looks around for validation after lifting manlet
lol

Or you cut his face open.

>Is he ok
Yes, here he's at 25. Still going strong

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Shoot him. Then tell the cops you freaked out from trauma of being molested by really big dude as a child. No charges pressed, easy peasy.

Are you blind? He looked at the camera; it was clearly set up to troll the smaller guy. You don't fucking touch people. Ask them to move if you've got a problem.

And then start humping him furiously while howling like a spider money.

This

Always keep a 9 on you.

Kys fucking manlet

>Be me
>13
>1.82 (6')
>117 IQ

the manlet looks clearly irritated and confused afterwards. the smile is probably just a confused one.

Stop being a beta medlet, try to be a scandichad.

Punch him in the bals. Doesn't matter how big you are, you're going down.

he is behind and to the side, he could kick the knee bend and choke hold the faggot out or slam his face into the bar

>117 IQ

Kek

Feet hanging out of the bed, hitting your hat a lot, having angry manlets try to prove themselves, paying a lot more for eating, harder to find fitting cloths, etc.

Curryniggers should not be allowed access to the internet.

Take HRT

I'd call the bartender over and have him kicked out. The bars I go to don't tolerate bullshit like this. If your bar allows this and serves him you should not be patronizing the bar in the first place.
Also depends on the locale, if it's a big city you're fucked because the police have a monopoly on violence and will gut you both time wise and financially. If it's a small town he's getting his teeth kicked in till he cries.

>tfw 5'9''
>tfw will never get to be Chad
truly why live

Just don't be small.

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This def happened!

This literally does not happen. No dude under 6ft has ever done anything to me. But I've never been a cunt. Be less of a shit person and you'll keep your kneecaps retard.

I kekd enjoy the you

Sucker punches work equally well on any unsuspecting human

You be a fucking man and fight him. If you lose you lose but you will have much more respect and dignity if you take an ass whopping rather then let some douche embarrass you like that.

Nice political discussion, you giopsy nigger scum. I hope you get fired from that callcenter due to your ban here.

>the vid
Been clubbing for about 7 years. Not once did i see something like this. The little faggot was probably annoying to the guy before or yapping with the bartender and holding up the line.

In my country its considered a pretty high IQ

LMFAO this is great

the moment i felt someone touching me i'd flip out I guess. These dudes knew each other obviously

Get a pen from the bartender, stab the guy in the left side of his throat to ensure I hit the carotid artery. Or aim for the inner left thigh and hit the femoral. Other spots to stab and dont have a lot of protection are upper right ab (liver), mid back, below the ribs, for the kidneys. all easily reached with a simple pen or knife.

or you could go the bathroom and rip a metal TP dispenser off, smash his temple. TBI are easy to nail down if you have some weight behind the strike.

>guy moves you away from bar
>knee jerk reaction is to kill him
Wanna know how I can tell you're a nigger?

hahahhahahaahahaaaaaa
short men should be burned on a pyre made from burning ugly women

As a bigger dude myself, any kind of grab like that would be an instant elbow to the face without thinking. Never grab a dude from behind like that without expecting getting hit in the face.

It's funny because he would cry if someone did that to him. I can move large animals like cattle and horses fairly easily and I'm only about 200lbs. It's all about leverage.

If you're that short just accept that you're not dominant and never will be. Just take whatever scraps the men of normal height give you.

Hit his balls.
With your head.

wft my id changed

found the short fag
short people and people with short legs should be set on fire and used as a biofuel for meme machines

Then everybody clapped

Most shoe brands only make the sole longer with larger sizes so I have a hard time finding shoes that aren't tight af width wise. women are much more respectful to taller guys I've noticed. Manlets glob together and conspire against the tall guy.

>Doesn't matter how big you are, you're going down.
I did this to some older kid at school. He thought he'd try to grab me to push me down a hill. I kneed him in the balls as he did. The wimp started crying.

This, its a funny scenario but no guy worth his salt would do some disrespectful shit like this for no reason. Its honestly better to be nice and watch as the manlet inevitably trys to talk shit, laugh and dismiss.

>knife to the back of his kneecap followed by a bash to the bar counter.
Easy peasy

you could also quietly break a bottle if you wrap it, take a piece of the glass and slash the chad's face. leave a nice scar for life.

Depends who's watching. If its just me I'd probably just say "what the fuck man?" and let it slide. If my woman is there I'm going to have to demand an apology, probably get in a fight, probably get my ass kicked.

That said the manlet seems to be at fault for not making space for him to order.

This

Been to that bar. Bunch of frat chads.

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Buy him a beer. Beg to be apprenticed. Fuck his scraps.

why does he smile and give him a look like a faggot? does the manlet want it in the ass?

>doesn't want to defend his honor
>defending said honor is niggerish
Wanna know how I know you're a kike?

so many short people. they should put the captchas at the top of the page where they can't reach lmao

>CHAD IS MY FRIEND CAN I SUCK HIS DICK NOW

>I wanna act like a nigger with no consequences!
taller than you Tyrone

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Wrap your arms around him and do the same to him. If you lower yourself and loft with your legs you can lift some larger dudes and this chad doesnt look like a fat ass

learn to grow taller you shortfag

When ever a see a short man I wanna just kick is ass like a soccer ball and im not even being ironic

I'd pick him up and move him out of the way.

Spoken like a true chad