Brit/pol - Jo Swinson Edition

I fucking miss her lads

>PM to update on steps to defeat coronavirus
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52480643

>Captain Tom's appeal tops £31m on 100th birthday
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52472132

>Too early to start easing lockdown - Nicola Sturgeon
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-52486256

>BA may not re-open at Gatwick once pandemic passes
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52489013

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dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8196911/Coronavirus-damage-heart-20-severely-ill-patients.html
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theguardian.com/society/2020/apr/29/more-cases-of-rare-syndrome-in-children-reported-globally
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So what happened with Corona in Britain? I've heard you're opening up again
Did anyone here lose their jobs or get seriously affected?

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order-order.com/2020/04/27/swinson-considering-return-frontline-politics/

>Jo Swinson’s dramatic loss of her Dunbartonshire seat in December to the SNP was one of the biggest moments of the election in which her recast ‘revoke’ party profoundly flopped. Now, however, the LibDem leader whose term of office lasted for less time than the ‘interim’ stewardship of Ed Davey, is reportedly considering a return to the front line, up in Scotland. You Swinson, you lose some…

>The National is reporting that when asked about a rumoured Swinson return, Scottish LibDem Leader Willie Rennie said: “She’s not made her mind up about that but I think she’s talented and would be great to have. It’s too early for her to leave the political scene – I hope she does do it.”

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ppl who break the concensus will be stoned

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>liberal Islamist
why isn't that fat disgusting piece of shit not in full burka?

>Boris Johnson urges Britons to 'keep going' with coronavirus lockdown as he signals curbs must stay until June to avoid threat of 'second peak'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8272841/Boris-Johnson-set-dash-hopes-early-end-coronavirus-curbs.html
june is far too early. we'd need a stricter lockdown until at least october combined with closed airports etc. if we want to stop this thing. no matter what whitty and johnson say, the r0 is NOT below 1.

>Does coronavirus attack the heart too? Experts say one in five patients has damage to cardiac muscle which then triggers blood clots
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8196911/Coronavirus-damage-heart-20-severely-ill-patients.html
>20% chance of cardiac damage on top of guaranteed lung damage
>j-just a flu

NHS ninja?

Reminder to ignore Doommong, the sad little lonely gimp

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2020s will be the Decade of the Deano

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idk but the Mormons seem pretty based desu, decent folk to be around.

Not only did Boris not die he reproduced! Funny old world.

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I have it lol. The virus is real but the supposed lethality and danger are grossly exaggerated. 'It's just a flu' is far closer to the truth than any news station.

everyone is a mormon when ded

>Coronavirus: Boris Johnson to update UK on 'steps to defeat' the disease
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52480643
there is no way to "defeat" this disease. the virus spreads faster than measles and there's no way to make people immune to it or fight it once it's inside the body.

If Boris makes face masks mandatory, all the blacks will wear them, especially as they are making ones with fancy patterns, cant wait to get stabbed by one wearing a nike face mask

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2021 census will be final death blow of this nation, a nation living in the fastest peace time collpase in history (1-2% drop per annum, 3+% in some youth cohorts).

This nation will be South Africa tier by 2030, Brazilification would be a blessing in comparison to the hell than awaits the English people. They have two election cycles before the only option is high fertility closed ethnic communities and weathering the incoming Bantu-Pak storm.

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How is it like? What do you feel right now if you truly do have it?

>different IDs, same typing style
Hmm.

Regular Mormons are generally nice people but the higher ups are into some dodgy shit and have been since the religion started. Lots of links to human trafficking etc.

>the supposed lethality and danger are grossly exaggerated
incorrect. the death rate is being downplayed.

>Scientists have found evidence for mutations in some strains of the coronavirus that suggest the pathogen may be adapting to humans after spilling over from bats.
>The analysis of more than 5,300 coronavirus genomes from 62 countries shows that while the virus is fairly stable, some have gained mutations, including two genetic changes that alter the critical “spike protein” the virus uses to infect human cells.

Churchills is infinitely better, Hitler's paintings always had spazzy angles

By the turn of the 22nd century, let us all pray for the glorious new nation of the British Isles, Afglostan.

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we also have the second highest number of active cases because nobody "recovers" from the strain that's circulating here.

Britbongs can't meme
>Seethe & Dil8 Bongs
You will never be Aussie masterrace

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>they are reading the names of nhs workers who died on lbc right now
>it's a list of 80% arab and indian names

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>muslim country
>no green on the flag

He’s getting smarter, if he runs multiple IDs you have to hide more.
Though it’s still really fucking obvious who’s dooming and who’s not.

Gonna be moving to Aus soon. Gonna pollute your gene pool with my bong seed and create and army of bogans called the Poida Resistance and we're coming for you.

T-MINUS TWO HOURS

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>Parents issue warning over fears their children are suffering from mystery 'inflammatory syndrome' linked to coronavirus that has similar symptoms to Kawasaki disease
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8274233/Parents-issue-warning-fears-children-mystery-inflammatory-syndrome-linked-coronavirus.html

Oh, definitely. Doesn't matter if his typing style and content remains the same, mind.

Rather you then more chinks cunt. My old bong neighbours are fucking lovely. There are some suburbs where bong expats all congregate too lmao.

>recovered

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>REVEALED: First coronavirus case on the USS Kidd emerged 30 DAYS after their last port visit - raising questions over whether the virus incubation period is longer than 14 days
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8269719/First-coronavirus-case-USS-Kidd-emerged-30-DAYS-port-visit.html
/cvg/ proven right again. the incubation period is roughly 40 days.

Shit/pol/ suffered for years under eddie phoneposting with multiple IDs, it will be no different with doom mong.

the government isn't listing any "recoveries". the truth is that nobody truly "recovers".

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Millennial Woes is innocent

So apparently we're past the peak? Unlike everyone else in Europe

>My old bong neighbours are fucking lovely. There are some suburbs where bong expats all congregate too lmao.
Are they all elderly retirees? Boomers cry about their pensions but then immediately take their money out the country.

You lads are amazing and I love you dearly :)

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>More cases of rare syndrome in children reported globally
theguardian.com/society/2020/apr/29/more-cases-of-rare-syndrome-in-children-reported-globally

bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-52484590
You alright Nadiya? Wanna talk lad?

I wonder what terms Nick Griffin has had to accept to re-emerge into public life

Sorry for the late reply. I had a fever for 2 days, nothing serious and that mild I wouldn't consider getting tested. Coincidentally, the day after I had some treatment scheduled for the leukaemia I had, as I'm on maintenance chemotherapy since I recovered 2 years ago. My Immune system is already compromised because of that, despite being 18, so really I should be at risk of serious infection and death. The hospital wouldn't go through with the treatment, because I had a slight cough, and sent me for coronavirus testing as a precaution. I thought I was wasting my time as I literally only had mild cold symptoms. Anyway, when I got home they rang and said it tested positive, and I'm to isolate for 7 days. It's been a week since then and I've got a mild dry cough and that's it. It's getting better and I expect to recover from it as it's nothing worse than a cold.

This is Britain.

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It's done.

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>Japanese island is hit by a second wave of coronavirus after ending three-week lockdown when cases fell to single digits - as infections soar to 135 in a week
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8270245/Japanese-island-hit-second-wave-coronavirus-ending-lockdown-early.html
this proves that lockdowns can't be ended until at least 2-3 incubation periods pass with 0 new cases.

Milennial woes is a fat dysgenic homosexual. Why the fuck we'd ever want him as one of the faces of a nationalist movement is beyond me. People defending that degenerate are suffering from woman brain e celeb worship.

>TV personality Nadiya Hussain has said her anxiety means there have been times during the coronavirus lockdown when she has "struggled to get out of bed".
oh no

Based. The weak deserve to perish.

That flag is poor vexillology

I make 'em go sick
Spirits lifted
Tom as a tiger
Animalistic
Give me the bassline
Yeah man I mix it
Ya better? Chat shit
Don't take the biscuit
I'm on a big ship
Lyrically gifted

And I make the whole club
Dance like the twisted

Sleepin' is Cheatin', yeah that's my thing
And I make the whole club
Dance like they twisted

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>It's been a week since then and I've got a mild dry cough and that's it. It's getting better and I expect to recover
How can you be this far into this thing and not know corona-chan comes in waves?

Why don't the three black boys on the left smile? They really show themselves to be soulless. At least Big Man Tyrone's smiling back centre.

Remember the Nigel Cuckage fella from the elction?

Isn't it great, all those beautiful proto generation Afglos.

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