/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3543

throw it on the pile with the rest of them

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Walgreens overcharged me for a box of granola bars, but I don't want to leave my house again to get my refund. I am so conflicted. /cvg/, please advise.

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Our prez tweeted(or facebooked) that the WHO encourages masturbation among 4 year olds and is therefore an untrustworthy organization

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Have /ptg/ officially submitted to /cvg/ now?

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Wtf

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you watch too much hollyjew faggot, in real life most things follow the slow and steady format of progression

This really is starting to looking like nothing.
Fucking exaggerated virus and I STILL DID NOT GET ANY money from the government.
Fuck that I'm just going to apply for calfresh and get something for free.

BELE BELE BELE BELE BELE BELE

BORING EXTNCTION LEVEL EVENT

ChAdOx1 nCoV-19 is a vaccine currently being investigated for prophylaxis against SARS-CoV-2.2 The ChAdOx1 viral vector was developed at the University of Oxford and has been investigated as a potential vector for vaccines against another human coronavirus, Middle Eastern respiratory syndrome coronavirus (MERS-CoV).1,3 The ChAdOx1 nCoV-19 vaccine, produced in a partnership between The University of Oxford's Jenner Institute and Italian pharmaceutical manufacturer Advent Srl, consists of an attenuated adenovirus capable of producing the spike (S) protein of SARS-CoV-2, allowing for the formation of endogenous antibodies against these proteins and, consequently, against SARS-CoV-2.3

A phase I/II single-blinded, randomized, placebo-controlled trial to investigate the safety, efficacy, and immunogenicity of the vaccine began in March 2020 with an expected completion date of May 2021.2 The trial is taking place in the UK, where the vaccine will be administered intramuscularly to healthy adult volunteers between the ages of 18 and 55.2

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I SUMMON A THOUSAND OF CHAOS AND LAW GODS TO THIS UNIVERSE!

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dafuq is a BAME

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>DRAWFAG DELIVERY
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covid nigga killa 19

>mfw USA learns the hard way

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>you watch too much hollyjew faggot
Yes the chinks destroying themselves in January/February was totally a hollyjew movie

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Mexico already tried out memeing us. No success

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loot the jews stores first or just chuck one or two molotovs into the kikes window

WHERE IS EBOLACHAN AND CORONACHAN

maybe you posted and i was not here

Hey! Your back! Maybe you could bake the thread next time.

Well done.

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Perfection.

Italy numbers?

I'm happy that you're still here after all this time algerie

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just so everyone is aware, right now they're testing it against nothing other than healthy people to make sure it doesn't kill you.

nice user she gets sexier every time you draw her

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Black Asian or Middle Eastern

Not every Argentina flag is argie baker, user

i'm laughing like a retard to this lmao

I'm not the argie baker

UPDATE: Scientists have just announced completion and total success of the new vaccine ChAdOx1-nCoV-19. The breakthrough medicine will start being deployed as soon as enough is produced for shipment, which lead facility coordinator claims will be ready "in approximately two weeks"

kekekek
/nbg/ btfo'd by their hero

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there was a bit of rioting but nothing the chinks could not keep under the rug, still no hollyjew tier stuff

>tfw fags on /cvg/ are literally begging the globohomo government to take away their rights

you're getting better and better, keep at it
our goddess demands perfect pictures

Is it still a happening?
Numbers seem to go down.

>missed about 2 streams since end of febuary
>pic rel is the entire collection

should I go back and recap the streams I missed?

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Musk is rallying the low IQ by placing bits of data in front of them and letting them draw their own conclusions.
>hospitals are nearly empty!
>hoax!
>say no to tyranny!

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Bloody Anglo Minority Ethnic. It's the Brits acknowledging they are to be minorities in their own country. It's their destiny.

>Virgin virus vs. the ChAdOx1-nCoV-19

Turns out drawing females isnt hard i just didnt do it often

everyone falls into line

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Nice

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Season 1 is over in Europe for now
Season 2 TBA this fall

It's not happening. /cvg/ schizos are coping by drawing and furiously masturbating to 'corona chan' like fucking losers, while in reality /cvg/ is now a schizo echo chamber

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t. whatever the gubbermint does i must do the opposite

just social cleansing

Black Asian Minority Ethnic
(not Middle Eastern )

seeing how the WHO is losing their shit now yes
it's certainly still happening
and you can't lockdown forever

I want some, any, good news or predicting. How is China right now?

Musk bows to China. Not that I ever took that clown seriously anyway
Interesting though because his cult members would largely be pro lockdown

>LATEST
▶ 4415 new cases and 520 new deaths in the United States
▶ 34 new cases and 3 new deaths in Cuba
▶ 237 new cases and 20 new deaths in Poland
▶ 528 new cases and 1 new death in Singapore
▶ 11 new cases in Sri Lanka
▶ 19 new cases in Somalia

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>Musk is a nothingburger
Very based.

t. globohomo government bootlicker and extremely susceptible to propaganda

>tests at an all-time high and positives at an all-time low

Will this be the situation in the USA if we "just wait two weeks"?

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PLANET 2020-SWEDEN WHEN

CORONA-CHAN MUST HAVE HER VICTIMS AND THE REST OF HUMANS MUST HAVE THEIR RETARDS DIE LIKE ME :-\

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>How is China right now?
link related is an accurate breakdown of their news
youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

no

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Disgusting,if he ever read this. You would be the dude that get his woman raped until mind break and get excited after seeing her commit suicide

Accurate.

i dont think i did that one ,what was the request again ?

>Interesting though because his cult members would largely be pro lockdown
Yep. Why this is so funny to me. Wonder what reddit thinks about this. I know they love him there.

Is USA inflating cases?
No way they have more than china

It just looks slow and boring when you're in the middle of it. In the future it's probably going to be looked as something very sudden and dramatic.
Even dinosaurs took decades or centuries to die out.

>California
Yes with the less dangerous wuhan variant and a culture of cars instead of subways
It should be no surprise. People prepared for the worst and luckily the worst did not happen.
Indoors are still going to be a problem and a place like his factory will be a death trap for workers so mitigation strategies will still have a place.
Musk is just afraid he can't make his meme cars and his company will implode from too much debt and not enough revenue.

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I asked you to do corona-chan carrying ebola-chan feelsbadman,maybe you missed it

>represents swedish men with an arab
pottery

Things getting better, guess next week is everything good again. We are here already calm and chill, and it is getting with each day.
Even today, with the liver press conference from merkel we can see that everything is doing well.
No need for panic.

>4414 new cases and 520 new deaths in the United States
Chernobyl nigger doesn't even list it by state.

china is minimum'ing/lying about cases

We had 50000 people die in 30 days, and yet we are just going to open back up tomorrow? What the fuck is going on here? Who wants to get back to work when it is extremely likely that you will die or get seriously ill? How the hell does anyone want this?
What timeline did I wake up in

Nothingburger

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the United States having the most amount of covid19 cases is sound, since it is the world's most favored country for immigrants after all.

wörk

US is undercounting deaths

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