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Brit/pol/ - Kirstie Allsopp Edition
Adrian Taylor
James Green
first for our lambo
Ayden Price
this shit better be over by the end of may
Jacob Adams
Leo Kelly
Lockdown end when?
Jack Parker
Oliver Wilson
Proud to have served and be black British.
Adrian Barnes
Don't worry it won't. They'll keep harping on about muh second peak and muh en aych ess until we're all fucking broke and on the dole
Ryan Howard
Jayden Brown
Let's look 30-40 years down the line. Deano and the lads have completely taken over mainstream culture, what type of jobs do these people do, where do they go on holidays, are Deano estates better or worse than council estates that had Chavs crawling all over them?
Benjamin Johnson
it'll be hard to enforce when we see all the euro countries lifting restrictions, especially if we have a hot summer.
Camden Nguyen
for me, it's priti
Nicholas Gonzalez
the (((official))) figures are going to hit 30k in a couple of days. the real death count is probably closer to 60k already. active cases are going to hit 150k by saturday too.
Carson Foster
this won't be over any time soon. there's no way to build any immunity through vaccination or after "recovery" and the r0 is far too high to contain.
Chase Roberts
people will step into line when the death rate hits 10k per day.
Brody Bennett
The fact you need a pre-fix to british means its a false identity
Also africans are a different species to europeans, picrelated
Jayden Hernandez
Anyone ever had a seizure?
Carter Sullivan
The Deano is the natural evolution of UK-American relations. Indeed, he is the perfect Anglo-American. Anglo in behaviour (laddish, pints, footy, fifa, the missus, trips to spain) and American in wants and desires (make big money, work in sales, big flashy car)
Aiden Scott
WHITES ONLY
BRITPOL IS A WHITES ONLY THREAD
NO COLOUREDS ALLOWED
Henry Lee
Larping as me? You are still seething from the last thread
Levi Jones
Doommong going into overdrive at the start of this thread.
Dylan Jenkins
>10k per day
>60% of the population need to be infected to react herd immunity
>covid kills 1%
>450,000 deaths needed
>45 days of this and it's 450,000
Sounds good to me
Kevin Sanchez
j-just two more weeks
Gavin Hill
Back to your own thread and back to your own country.
Bentley Thomas
>herd immunity
no such thing. no immunity after "recovery".
Ayden Russell
This needs updating. Feels more like what Deano would think back in 2007-2008
Aiden Sanchez
Owen Lee
>The press is absolutely right to challenge Johnson over so many avoidable deaths
theguardian.com
Cameron Allen
Why do you envy my proud black British identity and service?
Christian Morris
The funniest thing about Doommong is he's never provided any insight into his own political leanings (anarchist perhaps? He does want everyone thrown in jail responsible for this) or solutions for this pandemic. Just the same regurgitated shit every day for the past two months.
Dylan Nguyen
David Hall
>universal credit chav still seething
Cameron Perez
Good Morning I hate nurses.
Levi Harris
Liam Parker
Do you like Leighton? :))
Jose Wright
nothing wrong with this.
one of the core aspects of rendering aid is to ensure you're not going to put yourself at needless risk before hand.
Kevin Gonzalez
new builds still comply with 50's and 60's size regulations even for the garages, they are essentially building garages for morris minors and minis in 2020.
Julian Reyes
>666
Nigger confirmed for being satan. I bet you cry at night knowing that your brothers wouldn't dive on a grenade for you, but would for any of us in service of that lizard you praise.
That's because they're pieces of shit with a God complex. Worthless scum like the rest of the healthcare jew.
Angel Gray
Lmao
Jaxon Bell
Does Deano clap for are NHS?
Jaxon Barnes
>people actually using their garages
David Fisher
Yeah i did a year ago, they did an mri scan of my brain, did you shit yourself during the seizure?
Justin Morgan
ur mum smokes rollies and uses little pieces of rolled up cardboard torn from cereal packets as filters
James Ortiz
based on his shaky compand of english when riled and the 13.00 start time i thinks he's some third worlder paid $1/day to spam here. why? dunno. which country would benefit from this being overhyped or overreacted to?
Evan Carter
JIGABOOS OUT
THIS THREAD IS NOW BEING ETHNICALLY CLEANSED
WOGS OUT BLACKIES MOVE ALONG
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE AND NEVER WILL
THAT INCLUDES MULATTOS
Tyler Clark
struck a nerve?
Parker Hughes
Lads, how can we protect the BAME?
This is my last DailyMail comment post of the day btw.
Mason Watson
The funniest thing about Pruße is he's never provided any insight into his own political leanings or solutions for this pandemic.
Those who have met Pruße frequently comment on his almost eerily calm, restrained demeanor.
It is sometimes difficult to tell what he is thinking or feeling, or whether he is doing those things at all.
So I'll just tell you this Doommong: I am enjoying watching you post to the internet. Please continue.
Gavin Hall
>Why do you envy my proud black British identity and service?
Being a pavement ape isn't a service
Zachary Price
I like picture without darkies in it simple as
Ethan Adams
I thought Deano was the type that broke a few laws. He got up to all sorts of mischief when he was younger and had the police to his door more than once.
He'd do drugs recreationally, speed in his car.
He's not an out and out scumbag, but he's had his brushes with the law and generally avoids them
Nolan Bennett
Not really, armed forces cant stand you parasites that sit at home doing nothing but claiming benefits. Infact most of them would call you a paki, because thats your exact mindset. Keep claiming though lad, you are doing great things for the country you degenerate spastic
Kevin Martin
no didn't even read you post, just wanted to post a comment about someones mum at random, it was your lucky day.
Cooper Butler
>implying I'm Pube
lol
Jayden Jackson
when did this become more attractive than this?
Joseph Rivera
Deano is peak NPC, he started the pots and pans thing because people couldn't hear him supporting hard enough.
Luis Evans
Its simple, we round them up and quarantine them indefinitely.
Luke Parker
I think it's a schizophrenic retard, not a shill.
Ethan Rodriguez
Pissed my pants, dislocated my shoulder, bit my tongue which is killing now. Yeah just wait for tests now.
Evan Miller
Can't wait for fireworks and car horns tonight
Tyler Nelson
when grime overtook happyhardcore as the symphony of the council estate
Jeremiah Davis
for me it's the pans
Matthew Moore
Its a bot, the exact same responses to the same trigger words. Or a complete autist.
Andrew Campbell
Theme for the next bread
>Don't respond to ((((meme flaggots))))
Nathan Morris
There are lads like that, but Deano is a broad category, anyone who even contemplates watching TOWIE or Love Island is a Deano, Deano is Norfs offspring, he was raised in a lower-middleclass or upper-working class environement (same thing)
Isaac Anderson
Filter meme faggots you mean
Benjamin James
>Juwan
Hhhhmmmmmmm
Grayson Cruz
There are variations in what Doommong posts so I would be more acceptable of the latter than the former.
Jack Fisher
is he the guy who makes youtube videos and is alway getting into arguments with the police and taking the piss out of them
Isaac Sullivan
>this amount of cope
>thinks being a good goy fighting for the jews and a reptillian makes him british
kek, keep crying, lad.
Jack Gonzalez
Can't on a tablet user and disappointingly load of Brit flags still respond to (((them)))