PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CANCEL HIM! EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpAd: My Corona-chan response is a promise made promise kept! 4/29/20
youtu.be/9hQqg7fIQGs
>Black Voices For Trump Online w/Hurr Katrina! 4/30/20
youtu.be/ztNQZ-x5K44
>KAC outside WH 4/30/20
c-span.org/video/?471655-1/
>KAC on F&F 4/30/20
youtu.be/udN6LwAFUxw
>NIAIDDir Fauci on TODAY 4/30/20
youtu.be/sjhMfvv8l0Y
>Pres Trump Roundtable w/Ind Execs on Opening Up America Again 4/29/20
c-span.org/video/?471608-1/
youtu.be/Dj83LYPfZdU
>Pres Trump meets w/LA Gov Edwards 4/29/20
c-span.org/video/?471607-1/
youtu.be/l8DQsFlx25A
>Women for Trump Empower Hour w/Kimberly Guilfoyle &MORE 4/29/20
youtu.be/FolZh20d8Q0
>SoS Pompeo on FoxNews 4/29/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6153051759001
>SoS Pompeo on F&F 4/29/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6152865798001
>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 4/29/20
c-span.org/video/?471623-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 4/29/20
youtu.be/echI5vfGOjM
>Jared on F&F 4/29/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6152850277001
>PressSec Kayleigh on Dobbs 4/29/20
youtu.be/a-JHZDWor1A
>FEDChair Powell News Conf on Mon Policy 4/29/20
c-span.org/video/?471569-1/
>Trump2020CommsDir Murtaugh on FoxNews 4/29/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6152955487001
>RNCChair McDaniel on FoxNews 4/29/20
youtu.be/Y-_cpM2Mkec
>KAC on FoxNews 4/29/20
youtu.be/u5y4b4CN7a0
>StateDeptSpox Morgan on FoxNews 4/29/20
youtu.be/rckBhjUOjCw

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> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
BIDEN IS IN TROUBLE, IN THE PAST 24 HOURS

> CNN DISAVOWED HIM
> NYT DISAVOWED HIM
> NPR DISAVOWED HIM
> BLOOMBERG DISAVOWED HIM
> THE GUARDIAN DISAVOWED HIM
> WAPO DISAVOWED HIM

All that's missing is botching a MSNBC interview and the "Roy Mooring" is complete

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>78 dead

MAGA!

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You have that many roaches in your home?

youtube.com/watch?v=dmcaROZ9vEQ

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Say it with me, /ptg/: Madam President.

thehill.com/opinion/campaign/495371-as-biden-struggles-hillary-waits-for-the-call

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>Trump is marching meatpacking workers off to their deaths
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/apr/30/trump-executive-order-meat-processing-workers-coronavirus

Except anime girls actually look fuckable when they do it.

>>say it with me
INMATE NUMBER 666 SUPERMAX

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>Psycho Joe "What Ever Happened To Your Girlfriend?" Scarborough
wew, lads

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>Meatpacking the meat packers
Nice!

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>left out her connections to Putin

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>I'M NOT LOSING TO FUCKING JOE BIDEN REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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> TRUMP AND ABE WON'T MAKE ANIME REA-
(Tate no Yuusha theme stops)

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What Magapede's need to come to grips with is this:

Guns are responsible for 40,000 deaths every year, that means guns are responsible for 400,000 deaths every decade.

400,000 Americans died in WW2.

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>left
>eating itself
Nooooo wayyyyy

>Trump "I can't be losing to Joe Biden" J(ew) Trump
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Would like to see it happen if only to watch the Bernouts impotent rage on twatter and to see if they try to pull anything during the cancelled convention. It'd be pretty boring after that.

It's time for meat alternatives if they can't keep the supply flowing.

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>up all night, every night
>wearing a pantsuit

>CNN
>anonymous sources.

Sven, get help.

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Is it possible to overdose on schadenfreude?

>The job description for Joe Biden’s running mate has suddenly become more complicated: theDemocratic vice presidential nominee must now defend him against sexual assault accusations without looking hypocritical.

>It’s a particularly vexing problem for Biden’s potential picks, many of whom played lead roles in opposing the Senate confirmation of Justice Brett Kavanaugh in 2018. Democrats vigorously applied a “believe all women” standard as they rallied to support his accuser, Christine Blasey Ford, leaving a trail of unambiguous statements at sharp odds with the role they’ll need to play for Biden in a general election.

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youtube.com/watch?v=CPxjG_PJbvo

why don't the tits jiggle?
what kind of anti-oppai magic is at work here?

Unfortunately, The Day of The Tasty Chain is cancelled

I’m a Nam vet. Seeing the flu deaths compared to the brothers I lost in nam is bringing up a lot of bad memories and feelings. I think I’m going to stay away from the internet and news today.

This, right to the back of the head.

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Find a good hiding place, bong.
He is coming for the fudge packers next.

What will your excuses be when Trump fires Brad Pascale and sinks his reelection?
"It was part of the plan"? "Joe Biden cheated"?

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Take it easy fren.

Inanimate objects dont have agency and therefore cant have responsibility.