/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3539

► Detected: 3,229,814 (+11,630) ► Died 228,376 (+346) ► Day: 112 (-16:00:00)

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 11x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 83 vaccines and 312 treatments announced —
— 4,098 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE WHO
[YouTube] [LIVE] Coronavirus Pandemic: Real Time Counter, World Map, News (embed)
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>NEWS
Decomposing Bodies Found in Trucks at Brooklyn Funeral Home
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WARRING CANNIBAL RATS emerge in US cities as food production crashes from Covid-19 closures
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Florida ordered coroners to stop releasing coronavirus death data: report
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Antibody tests vastly underperform advertised accuracy
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Almost all countries only report deaths that occur in hospitals
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>ARCHIVE
Coronavirus may lurk deep in lungs after patients recover, study suggests
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Self-reported symptoms of covid-19 including symptoms most predictive of SARS-CoV-2 infection, are heritable
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The long-term persistence of SARS-CoV-2 and its ability to maintain infectivity in aerosols for up to 16 hours
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Virus binds to ACE2 like SARS, first route found
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Type "A" blood more likely to catch virus than "O"
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Several "mild cases" actually suffered permanent lung damage
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Virus can go undetected while reproducing more than SARS
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Remdesivir does not speed up recovery from COVID-19 compared with placebo
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CCP notice to destroy or send them coronavirus sample vials
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>LATEST
▶ 7099 new cases and 101 new deaths in Russia
▶ 528 new cases in Singapore
▶ 134 new cases and 2 new deaths in Armenia

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>[YouTube] [LIVE] Coronavirus Pandemic: Real Time Counter, World Map, News (embed)
Really? Step it up sempai.

>GUN GRAB ACTIVE IN CANADA

not nice

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WHO recap:doom&gloom

>Intro-WN
3 months since WHO declared emergency
time for a recap
31.12 WHO picked up cluster of pneumonia in Wuhan
1.1 asked China what gives
2.1 GOARN triggered
3.1 meeting in Beijing
4.1 WHO tweet
5.1 WHO shared information to member states (including possibility of h2h transmission)
10.1 guidance and checklist published
11.1 China shared genetic sequence & 1st death
13.1 first case outside of China & PCR instructions
14.1 WHO retweet China info about no h2h transmission found ("We post countries reports as is)
14.1 press conference that h2h was likely
20-21.1 WHO in Wuhan
22-23.1 emergency meeting 15 experts (581 cases 10 outside China)
experts asked for 10 days to observe situation before issuing global emergency
27.1 WN&WB in Beijing
30.1 emergency meeting decided on global emergency(82 cases outside China)
WHO acted quickly and decisively
We sounded the alarm repeadedly and often
WHO press briefings daily
30.4 emergency comittee meeting again(after 3 month pause)
"WHO warned you day in day out and provided equipment"
solidarity trial launched
shipped millions of test kits
2.3 million HCw trained so far
fighting "Infodemic"
brought together musicians to make you laugh DURING THESE DARK TIMES(thanks lady gaga)
One thing we haven't done: we haven't given up,we won't
One thing we ask for:"unity at national level and solidarity at global level"
Humanity has to stand together to defeat this virus
It can bring political,economic and social upheavals

Stop shilling these faggot /b tier threads.

Q&A
>kazakhstan?
sub- and regional level cooperation very important-WB
>Bolsonaro"so what"?
no comment
They can talk to us if they want-WN
>Africa&Testing?
test capacity very low rn
solidarity flights prioritize Africa
"Supplychain essentially BROKEN"
we try out best to fill this gap-WB
private data not shared with private companies
companies used to fight infodemic mainly-WN
>Kawasaki?
aware of the UK report
REPORTS FROM ACROSS EUROPE ABOUT CHILDREN PRESENTING WITH KAWASAKI LIKE SYMPTOMS
seems to be very rare SO FAR but be on alert-G
covid attacks multiple organs
be watchful-WB
>Remdesivir?
"haven't read the publications yet"
solidarity trial ongoing,hopefully something will work-WB
we look at all studies and rate them by "weight"
try to digest everything from pre-published to peer-reviewed
rn we work with GOARN and out experts to look at everything (30 topics rn)
A SINGLE STUDY IS RARELY A GAMECHANGER-G
>Sweden/HerdImmunity?
Sweden put in place a very strong policy
relied on SD,cooperation and strict guidelines
"the amount of people with antibodies even in heavily infected areas is VERY LOW,
this is bad because it means a very large amount of people remain at risk of reinfection"-WB
over 90 serology studies currently,so far VERY LOW AMOUNT OF IMMUNITY
we need to wait for more info on reliablity of the tests-G
>vaccine?
12-18 months
financing one of many issues to accelerate and ensure access
"thanks to my SISTA Ursula Van der Lein for financing"-WN
>India&Testing?
"we recommend that all countries test every suspected case"-G
>Recovered?
when someone is discharged we recommend 2 negative tests
if testing limited 14 day isolation after end of symptoms
documenting lingering effects important but that takes time
we don't know as of yet IF ther is immunity and HOW LONG it'll last-G
>Children?
Children less affected but they can transmit it
we need more data tho-G
maybe more likely to be asymptomatic and thus less infectious-WB

The fate of all virus death cultists and coronachanfags

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Pic related is the type of burger this happening is.

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/comfy/ waifufag hours here at last

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Time for me to sleep. Good night.

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>LATEST
▶ 232 new cases and 4 new deaths in Afghanistan
▶ 5 new cases and 1 new death in Slovakia
▶ 10 new cases in Lithuania
▶ 2 new cases in Maldives
▶ 74 new cases in Oman
▶ 9 new cases and 1 new death in the DR Congo
▶ 135 new cases in Kazakhstan
▶ 528 new cases in Singapore
▶ 36 new cases and 4 new deaths in Israel
▶ 134 new cases and 2 new deaths in Armenia

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I really am getting worried that Coronavirus is going to be memoryholed in the future.
The boomers are already trying to pretend it doesn't exist as they coof themselves to death after attending protests.

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checked but no they need an excuse to fuck china

>Kill the messenger
Nothing burgers Eternal BTFO

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This reminds of this documentary in Liberia back when vice actually did some decent pieces about ebola. Lots of people either believing ebola is not real or not in Liberia. I bet we thoughts "haha dumb wogs". Well look around us now?

Why does wuflu hit certain races harder than others? Niggers/sandniggers and anglos/mutts are getting hit hard while for nordics only old fragile senile boomers in nursing homes are dying. So far its pretty much just a something burger over here, semi lockdowns that barely affected anyone other than business owners going bankrupt.

muh money is already enough
t. bill maher standing in front of a mao statue in his home garder

Thank you for the transcription

>LATEST
▶ 2 new cases in Sao Tome and Principe
▶ 150 new cases in Denmark

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yes goy blame user not the bankers and the politicians

I invested my trump bucks in American Airlines and i'm thinking of doing the same to Tyson when they crash next week. Is that a smart idea, Yas Forums boys? Also Robin hood is a decent app for it, yeah?

never change africa
>not even inhabitable by true races of men
>flesh eating parasites crawl through the soil

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Are you that retarded to not even realize that most people here are only ironically rooting for the deadly virus right? dumb mutt, we also share good news like the oxford vaccine they made from the feline coronavirus vaccine research being possibly available by september or october.

interesting, cheers

Don't blacks tend to have the more susceptible blood type typically? Also because some of these niggers have no idea how to do social distancing

>Also Robin hood is a decent app for it, yeah?
that app crashes when stonks crash its unreliable

Based.

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>only ironically rooting for the deadly virus
Huh?

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youtu.be/22Bn8jsGI54
youtu.be/Aj2vB_VITXQ

This should be mandatory viewing for everyone here.

Remember when people were noticing that obese people were overrepresented in ICUs? Old people with cardiovascular diseases?

People under ventilation have very bad outcomes because they might not be treated for the right underlying problems. The issues with the lungs is really just the tip of the iceberg.

Been considering a 1% kill rate, that's 70 million world wide, maybe 30 million more from collateral damage. Knowing who the majority of the class of people who would die, have to wonder if the virus designer was humming this... youtu.be/L8zhNb8ANe8

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/cvg/ is in the house tonight

all the 'rona posters have a good time

of course


even OP is a new 'rona

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>Medial journals apparently have a policy of embargoing publications until they're ready
seems suspicious, doesn't it?

>ironic

Everyone ahould coom to corona chan it gives her your sexual energy

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I don't plan on day trading with it really, i'm gonna just sit on it for the most part as i've never touched stonks before. I've just had some friends suggest heavily I bite while there's a chance to gain

>ironically
haha of course haha...

niggers have high prevlancr of sickel cell anemia because it is a beneficial trait to have in their shithole habitat where malaria and other bloodborne disease is endemic.
They also produce less vitamin D because their dark skin blocks UV light for cancer resistance but caused most of them to develop vitamin D defficiency in colder places that result in ashtma and more severe respiratory illnesses.

/cvg/

I'm going to come to you like a man and ask you something. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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>▶ 7099 new cases and 101 new deaths in Russia
We did it boyos! Russia joins the 100k club and 1k deaths club!
Please welcome us fellow coofbros

Thanks for the a capella song list last thread fren. Specifically, I was looking for the "Under the bridge" cover. I think it had music and was before you started using your trip. If you happen to have it laying around, It'd be much appreciated.

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Bush meat!

in that case it’s reliable yea but daytrading sucks with it

>futa 'rona
risky

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>not just futa but futa with balls

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Same with alot of journals
They want to maximize exposure rather than actually contributing to the science and risk it getting overshadowed by other studies

>implying I can't be mad at both them and you fags
And plenty here are also unironically rooting for it.

>it was the lancet that is breaking their embargo policies because they're butthurt about trump
the anglo truly seeths deep down about the ami

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Cool deal. Thanks for letting me know, friend.

>LATEST
▶ 276 new cases and 10 new deaths in the Philippines
▶ 50 new cases and 4 new deaths in Austria
▶ 141 new cases and 4 new deaths in Poland

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To be anglo is to be seething

Coom. Give her your energy

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sorry fren but you have to look through the archive for that one or ask Onii poster if he has a backup
lost a lot of my lyrics and recordings when my PC fried

yeah not like half the thread is jerking off to "coronachan"

>oh no muh earthling parasites

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Check

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Where's the 2/2.5/3M versions of our gal?

Nah nigga, I tried months ago with "lol I'll just steal her energy!" and coom'd thinking about domming her and making her suck my balls. Checked /cvg/ the next day and then the study on her ravaging your balls was released. That was not the magic I was trying to cast and I learned my lesson.
TL;DR: Coom responsibly.

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>when my PC fried
[F] in the chat lmao

OP of those drawings said he wont be drawing anymore sorry

Not much is going on now. I guess 7k in Russia is a big news, but what can we say other than "yep the number is indeed big"

Chinese chink dirty twat pinkeye links for that user. contagionlive.com/news/the-eyes-have-it-novel-coronavirus-in-eye-can-be-communicable

thehill.com/changing-america/well-being/prevention-cures/494586-coronavirus-found-in-patients-eyes-days-after-it?amp

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any other eu fags reading news about covid 19 passports to travel around EU seems like southern EU still really wants those tourismbux

2mln is the last one

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>still no updated version
it hurts bros

Haven't hward about it. You prove you aren't infected and then you can travel?

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2 mill was the last one

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Knoppix and Photorec are your friends.

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Already scoured the archives to March for...reasons ;)
I'll ask Onii when I see 'em. Thanks, and stay safe.

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If the oxford vaccine is as promising as they said it might be available by Q3 or Q4 this year and factoring production, distribution etc everything will probably be returning to normal by early 2023.

>almost 5 digit death toll daily now
>this is now considered a slow news day
>nothing burger shills will ignore this too
How fickle man is. How forgetful of the lessons the earth teaches.

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Are those witch-doctor glasses ?

>early 2023
That's still a lot of time