/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3538

Possibly

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/cvg/

I'm going to come to you like a man and ask you something. I need you to tell me the truth.

How often do you use that N-world?

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Gotta spread the love brotha

morning lads

Yas Forums at this point is tempting me to jack off to a virus.

Anybody else ready for some crazy shit to happen?

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Morning

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not nearly often enough

Imagine spending the last decade studying to be a doctor in 2020

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Get a dog, you get to train yourself in parenting and chicks dig it despite the satan

>morning
Newfie I'm assuming

UUUHH, Ya BETTER WATCH OUt... UHHH, IMMA Commin' ta GETCHA!

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When are we gonna get argiebro back?

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Yas Forums isn't tempting you to do it. Yas Forums is commending you to do it

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I've been here for TEN YEARS on Yas Forums and proto-Yas Forums (/new/) and this is the first time ever where I thought something huge is going down. For the first time, I bought significant food preps. SEVEN-HUNDREN DOLLARS WORTH of my hard-earned government cheddar. I can surely guarantee everyone here that I want the boog more than anyone else. If this turns out to be a nothingburger, I will NEVER forgive Yas Forums. This will have been the last straw and I will never ever come back.

I expect global anarchy, so don't let me down (again.)

Daily recap.
youtu.be/LlLA7nClgK8
>CCP still covers up outbreaks in China. An announcement from residential block in Wuhan, 28th of April, says that one resident tested positive and the block must now self quarantine. CDC says that on that date there were no cases in Wuhan.
>Chinese media claims that there has been no cases in Hubei province, people outside of the province call it bullshit. Many citizens from the province find it difficult to find jobs from outside of the province since others don't trust them and are facing discrimination.

>Chinese media calls Mike Pompeo "the enemy of humankind", now CCTV calls him a sinful man. His sins are:
>1. cutting off money for the WHO
>2. accusing China of being the origin of the virus
>3. continuing to sanction Iran and Cuba
>4. doing nothing to combat the virus in the US and ignoring the lives of the American people
>Pompeo responds: people know what communists do, classic communist disinformation.

>Chinese authorities have arrested citizens who are preserving digital records of the outbreak, for "provoking trouble"

>The Five Eyes (Australia, US, Canada, UK and New Zealand) intelligence agencies are investigating 2 Chinese scientists linked to the Wuhan lab. The scientists had previously studied live bats in Australia.

>Argentine Federal Court received a criminal complaint, calling for the CCP to be tried for bio terrorism and genocide over the virus. The lawyer called for a criminal investigation into the origin of the virus and calling the resulting crisis "genocide, crimes against humanity"

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33.5K deaths
WTF
cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid19/index.htm

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Bro we all know you arent gonna leave

Masturbating to Coronachan gives her strength as you send her your sexual energy, spill your seed to this beautiful goddess of death.

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How do those filthy satanists know what death smells like?

fortunately not a newfie, nova scotia

back against the wall and odds

spreading through lots and lots of coughs

your contagion's called outstanding

you're structurally complex

against the grain of "just-a-flu" claims

not the thoughts your glassings entertain

and you, have proved, to be

a real viral bean

far from patient zero

real viral bean

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It will happen but it's going to be a long process. Don't expect anything for a few more years, once supplies are completely exhausted and rent is 10,000 a month from inflation.

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO SEE YOUR THREADS DYING, CVG?

DISCUSSIONS OVER AT
OR DO YOU WANT TO STAY AT A PLACE THAT HAS RESORTED TO PIC RELATED?

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Andrew Anglin predicts the apocalypse too, he makes an extraordinarily weak argument for it.... Which is not his style.

/nbg/ is that way nigger

>digits
When he's caught up on sleep user...
The New guy's been doing a great job.
Have you Baked any?

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>One of the senior officials of the Czech Republic suddenly died this year before planning a Taiwan visit. His widow linked his death to the pressure of the CCP. Czech Senate chairman Jaroslav Kubera had planned to visit Taiwan in February, but died abruptly late January. In a late Czech media interview, Kubera's wive says that 3 days before his death, both of them were invited to the Chinese embassy for a "new years dinner"
>The ambassador requested a private conversation with Kubera. His wive said that Kubera looked nervous and angry after the conversation. He also asked his wife to not eat anything at the embassy. His wife said that days before his death, Kubera became more silent.
>Later she found 2 letters from his belongings, 1 from the office of the president, the other from the embassy. BOTH LETTERS THREATENED KUBERA NOT TO VISIT TAIWAN. She blames her husbands death on pressure from Chinese and Czech authorities.

>Mike Pompeo: US wants to reassess its relationship with China. He explains why CCP is not trustworthy.
>CCP still lies
>World is still blocked to the Chinese Virology Institute
>Chinese media still spew lies and disinformation campaign
>CCP still threatens countries
>CCP still scams other countries

>Senator Ted Cruz plans on proposing a bill on Hollywood, stopping them from censoring their films in China. If they self-censor for the chinks, then they will get no money.

>Amazon has bought temperature checking cameras from a blacklisted Chinese company that makes cameras on "re-education" camps and surveillance detentions. Cameras make a snapshot of the faces and could send it back to China.

>US news
>more protests, lawsuits.
>congress arguing about new bill
>FED calls for more aid
>Boeing to cut 10% workforce
>Cuomo: US let down by WHO, NIH, CDC, media

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