Do americans really..?
Do americans really..?
Isaac Lewis
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John Reed
Yes we all do this
Alexander King
/thread.
I'm going in to a batman mug when I die.
Connor Ross
Even the cat thinks it's stupid
Adrian Rodriguez
>reddit
That's like me going to Stockholm, scraping some grime out of the gutter, and asking 'Is this a Swede?' But yes, Americans really.
Imagine living your whole life and all anyone has to say about it is 'he liked Halo'.
Dylan Roberts
What is the point of urns. It's pretty creepy to have your burnt relative near you. What if you drop it? Now you have to vacuum your relative.
Samuel Parker
Halo 3 is objectively one of the best video games ever made.
Henry Brooks
based, old pizza hut cup from the 90s here
Evan Campbell
I think it's silly, but it's always really tragic when a parent loses a child. Maybe he was just a huge Halo fan. Whatever, unironically RIP in peace, man
Benjamin Cook
Isn't the only culture you people are legally allowed to have consoomer shit? I would bet money there are pictures of swedes doing shit like this.
Andrew Scott
put me in my 2008 vintage belladonna fleshlight, lads. make sure the roast beef is showing.
Gabriel Flores
>Ten year old sees this
>"Whoa, cool"
>Tries to put it on
>Dust everywhere
Julian Torres
Put my ashes into a molotov cocktail and throw it at a gay pride parade crowd in minecraft.
Matthew Bailey
Just put my ashes in my fleshlight.
Parker Robinson
>dust
Are you retarded?
Connor Jones
based
John Bennett
In most urns, there are no 'ashes', really. Anything with substance is thrown out, so all that's left is a fine dust, that probably is composed of several different people.
Luke Clark
fucking reddit of course, his friend got baked like a kike after dying alone kek, no euphemistic video game references for that.
Justin Ward
Dust to dust
Samuel Phillips
based and checked, they love being “flaming queers” anyways right?
Ryan Gray
That’s pleb shit my ashes will be stored in this garlfield alarm clock
Hudson Diaz
>mark v
>not mark iv
fucking zoomers
Jace Long
Dope
Luis Murphy
Shit nigger, my family knows where my ashes will go.
Xavier Price
yes. don't you have some swedish meatballs to make or something?
Ryder Murphy
I already have my Kylo Ren mask urn picked out
John Reyes
no different than the Asian porn star putting her ashes in a fleshlight
Kevin Rodriguez
Ryan Adams
I just want to be buried with my trap dakimakura.
Brody Miller
yeah more like smashed bone fragments
Thomas Powell
imagine following the commands of ur opressors
good goyim behaving like jews
Jace Campbell
>Get raped faggot
>Nade spam
>T-bagging
>Lag
>100 bullets on sniper rifle
>Can't aim at banshee
>Gauss turret
>Static over microphone
>Allies quit
Chase Mitchell
>ashes to ashes
>Not knowing how to understand a metaphor
Become ashes and return to being nothing.
>ashes have great substance
>ashes are the same as bone fragments
Ash "dust" is significantly finer than regular dust.
Holy fuck you two need re-education.
Noah Powell
I'm planning to have mine stashed into a Puni Ana DX
Luis Morgan
Yes, its tradition and I'd thank you to not belittle it.
Hudson Reed
The fact that Halo was shit is more upsetting that this is how the guy is remembered.
Elijah Murphy
>not going as a genie lamp
Chase Sanchez
2 was better.
Nicholas Martin
I would describe it more as pathetic.
Hunter Ortiz
It’s written in my will
Charles Evans
The Master chief is an important part of my culture you fucking bigot
Don't insult ever halo or I'll go get my niggas Muhammed and Ali to gang rape your wife again
Leo Cruz
>ashes have great substance
>ashes are the same as bone fragments
Anything with substance. That gross mat of hair that didn't burn, those blobs of lard that melt all over the place, bones and teeth, weird metal bits from surgeries, it all gets thrown, so yes, all that remains is a fine dust that isn't even 100% yours. But hey, you're a smart reddit-spacer, you know more than a guy who used to work with a funeral home.
Jaxon Diaz
His whole life was probably like 14 years