PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - STAY INDOORS CITIZEN EDITION /ptg/

there is a spider crawling up your neck

will california FINALLY get sick of his shit or no?

ALL JEWS OFF THE BEACH!!! SCHNELL SCHNELL

>I hope they force him through. Trump wins in a landslide if Biden is the actual nominee in November.
LMAO

1932 all over again

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NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS COMMING

brutal

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>Nigger cat
>88
Kek.

Perp walks or fuck off.

MAGA

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mitten toms are not for export, no great lakes pipeline to CA

>a humble steak salesman is not only president, but shits on the media nightly before going to bed
Everything I voted for

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WOW DRUMPF IS TRYING TO DISTRACT PEOPLE FROM THE VIRUS
They're going to forget to not go outside and stay unemployed because of him!

>NPR/PBSNewsHour

roflmao

>thrown off network news like a dog

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No one is paying attention to that fag.
I'm just worried my stimulus check won't come.
Honestly, fuck California's government.

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AWOO

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>Stay Tuned!

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T.

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frogs like the beach.

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AWOO

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that mask really emphasizes how far apart her eyes are

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>ITS FINALLY HAPPOONING, WE'RE GOING TO BE TOTALLY VINDICATED AS THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES FALLS ON THE DEEPNIGGERS

Shut the fuck up, shit like this never happens.

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>wooden forehead

>big news about spygate comes out today
>media and shills talking about drumpf being scared and mad he might lose to Biden
thinkingface.flv

>country opening back up
>California cracking down on people being able to move on from this bullshit

People just need to carry guns with them and shoot anyone who is being a dick.

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>MaristPoll is a college-based poll

LMFAOO

MAGA

what is the Nword cat lore?
and why is it posted here?

so i took a look through one of my old medicine books and i looked up hydrogen peroxide just by chance. according to their sources, IV hydrogen peroxide has been shown to reduce the effects of emphysema, and by extension, lung capacity reductions. basically, the peroxide makes the mucus in the lungs effervesce similarly to dropping an acid on a calcium carbonate rock. interestingly, the same note on emphysema also mentions luminescent blood treatment to remove infections.

no media or doctor spokesman has mentioned hydrogen peroxide yet, have they? i dont recall that ever coming up, even with all the "lmao trump said to inject bleach" comments.

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>Wanting people arrested over this is bad

>t beaner intellectual.

NEW
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1255706636972363776

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>he didnt buy the Platinum Flannel Membership

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>it's real
I was going to say this was shit trolling but decided to check

absolute madman

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beautiful

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"Economic intercourse"

As vitamin C breaks down, it generates hydrogen peroxide. Hydrogen peroxide is a reactive oxygen species that can cause cellular and DNA damage. Tumor cells are less able to remove hydrogen peroxide due to low levels of catalase, an enzyme that removes hydrogen peroxide

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They can't stop people from going to the beach. There's not enough manpower to enforce it.

there is a serpent crawling up my spine

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notice the files are usually big.......yeah this should explain it.
oh that and nigger.

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the polls are rigged to hide their cheating

2020 is really something.
great year so far.
I'd rate it just behind all of the 90s

yeah and that's what I mean.
>go to the beach
>it's fucking summer
>some douche "REEEEEE IMA ARREST YU-
>*bang*

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>remember when he lied about his bravery in a helicopter?
too bad Lyin' Brian won't get a free helicopter ride

why are the files so big?

The bat flu and mask fetish e-thottery highlights the eyes. Easier window to the soul
>tfw actually lost a flannel in this lease
prolly not getting it back. lease it wasn't one i loved

He's gonna be riled up tomorrow when the vultures come around

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someone post the apu with the wood nailed to his forehead.

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Is he getting ratio'd on that top tweet?

Who the fuck put him on sales? He’s stacking shelves until he cleans up his act or at least puts out another album

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These Reuters photos of a strip club in Oregon operating as a drive through takeaway service confirm that we have reached the neon anime sci fi part of our future dystopia.

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Is /cvg/ WHO astroturfing? Do they deal with the same schizo nonsense over on cripplechan?

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The beaches are already technically closed here and no one listened. It's supposed to be in the 90s all week next week. No one is going to obey this and stew in their homes.

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while I do like chakra stuff

>frequency scale
>-1000
>negative frequency

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waiting on state governments is the most retarded thing ever, Dems really are a cancer on the people

I was not made for these times.

youtu.be/L8CyOyxwVUU

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>when one eye is just slightly more closed

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>upside down crosses on their breasts

God help us all

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Finally, it's habeding

Sounds like beach goers should bring guns and heavy objects large enough to use for cover. Or maybe build some large sandcastles that are actually serious defensive fortifications.

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Friendly reminder -
The first US governor, Governor Newsom, is functionally illiterate.

> Visual aids help. Newsom does not use a teleprompter during his briefings, in part because he suffers from dyslexia, a learning disorder that makes reading difficult. It takes an hour of preparation for every minute of a prepared speech he gives.

sfchronicle.com/politics/article/California-and-coronavirus-Gavin-Newsom-will-be-15167624.php

>His dyslexia has made it difficult for him to write, spell, read and work with numbers.[12]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gavin_Newsom

>closed as of may 1st
>update: open may 4th

fucking cmon

i am afraid that RINOS will start using the name of Trump in 2040, like they do with Reagan and Lincoln today

That explains why he said originally California will have 25 million cases of Covid

PART TWO

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Getting tired-

First US governor to declare lockdown.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1255714490554953736

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>mfw i live just long enough to hear “IS THIS HOW THE PARTY OF TRUMP DIES?!”

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yeah it's /x/lite but it had chakras so I went with it. I don't know where my proper kundalini maymays are

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I doubt it. Reagan was a cuck then, and is invoked by cucks now. Now, Abraham Lincoln might be a good possibility

holy shit it's real. he's a fucking madman

ain't nobody symmetrical; beauty is finding someone close enough

>dumber than hell
PLEASE LET THERE BE A PRESS BRIEFING TOMORROW

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RENT FREE

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there is now hundreds of nigger cats to collect.
think about it.

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>psycho joe "whatever happened to your girlfriend" Scarborough
He's never going to let joe and mika forget about that intern. The madman.

ITS REAL. TRUMP IS LAURIE POSTING

what the hell did bryan williams do, and why is he back in the limelight after being forced out a decade ago?

so, he is technically a retarded person?

J U S T

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OH MY GOD HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE INTERN ISNT HE

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It explains a lot of things. Koko the gorilla mastered the use of sign language but what did that mean.

MURDERIN JOE
WE CALL HIM MURDERIN JOE
HE HOLDS HIS BUST OF LINCOLN UP HIGH AND THEN HE BRINGS IT DOWN ON LORRY'S HEAD

lol Trump high on bedtime antihistamines, "fuck it lets tweet"

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>beauty is finding someone close enough
You are a wise man, fren

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it's a reference to his 3 former wives, not lori

get your Joe lore correct

HOLY SHIT

>TRUMP CALLS FOR VIOLENCE AGAINST BRIAN WILLIAMS

OMG HE SAID IT

no, it's about the fact that Joe married 3 times

I dont get it.
whats in the files?

Not sure but he's definitely short bus special ed.

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