Has anyone here ever been flirty with their teachers or know someone?

would've been alot funnier if you just stopped at f.
the rest is just trying too hard

Now that's what I call a dumper

Slept with my boss at our part time job and her full time job was a teacher. Does that count?

I knew three when I was high school.
1. Wasn't really a teacher, but just one of those moms who was always participating in whatever the school had going on (fund raisers, field trips, all the sporting events, ect) and occasionally filled in as a substitute teacher. Her son was in my grade, but I didn't know him that well. She ended up fucking one of the football players.

2. When I was a freshman, I was friends with a senior whose older sister was one of the science teachers. She ended up fucking both a student and one of the football coaches.

3. When I was a senior, we had this really attractive MILFish English teacher, she fucked someone I knew who had already graduated. Rumors were going around about her and him being together, but it turned out they weren't just rumors, the shit actually happened. The guy who popped her told me the entire story about how it happened.

What's weird is I was in high school from 03 to 07, the world as we know it wasn't anywhere near as degenerate, social media didn't exist, hell, even text messaging was barely a thing, but those times were far from innocent the more I think about them.

Almost every single teacher at our school was a nonce, I am not joking it is a true fact. 5 or 6 have now got criminal convictions. Others are just notorious local nonces.

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sweet mary, its all i can say. that is god manifested as an ass

look at dat ass

go for it, son

This is Blasphemy!
This is MADNESS!

car crash

We got this new thot teacher straight out of college when I was about 15. She was a slampiece and strutted around in mini skirts knowing exactly what she was doing.

One autist took it too far in class one day and slapped her ass as she walked past. Got expelled for it lul.

I had a fling with one of my college professors but it was after the semester was over and obviously we were both legally adults so this probably isn't what you were getting at.

Tried with my english lit teacher. I was 12 and not well versed in the art of seduction. Only got a handie and a gash flash.

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that ass is madness. thats the apple in the garden of eden if its blasphemy

I think she tricked me in becoming a d average student. She has a spell on it. Like it definitely did cringe. It’s like she owns it. A 6.5 average student barely passing it. Used to be a 9.8 average. It doesn’t extend anymore stays same length flaccid. Unless she gives me smarts.

Fake ass implants lol.

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The year after I graduated high school I fucked the special ed teacher from my school. Saw her in a bar and knew exactly what I had to do. In my experience, teachers are the biggest sluts of them all.

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Madness?
THIS
IS
SPARTA

what an absolute ladman. I went to a k-12 school and when I was in 8th grade an 11th grader dick flashed the (hot) principal. He got expelled but word on the playground was, she liked it.

When i was 12, we had this milf computer class teacher that let us grope her. Yes, us. It was a small school and there were 5 or 6 boys at my class and it was sepparated from the girls. She used to bend over to help one student and we grabbed her ass as much as we wanted.

ok. that was fuckin awesome.

what a legend though

Perhaps. But once you’re dead nothing changes or so goes my beliefs.

BASED. Did anything more ever happen or just ass grabbing

I slept with my maths teacher but I was 17 and she was like 21 or something, it was her first year and many things had to coincide by chance, first, we were in one of the worst public schools in the city, every other teacher was like 88 years old and she really didn't go along with them, second, at the same time I was in my last year of high school but I was already going to university doing a "maths leveling course" because there was absolutely no way for me to pass the exam with what I had learned in public school and I started spending a lot of time with her outside of class
it was good but I was actually lured into the stem meme

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When I was in high school, some swimming instructor teacher (female) got caught having sex with a student during class and got fired.

Other than that, I remember one teacher in summer school talking about "hot" male students. The class was like wtf? but she was like, "what you don't think we can see who is attractive?" She was like in her 40s. Another 40s/50s balding summer school teacher openly flirted with an attractive girl in the class daily.

Here's the weirdest part to me. All through my life I pretty much never had an attractive teacher, or any in my school. I guess partially I thought teachers were inherently unattractive, definitely didn't get turned on by that idea. Always hated school though.

Not teacher but neighbor crazy religious Karen.
>Dad nuclear engineer and out building reactors
>Mom in Air Force Intelligence
>Have to stay at mom's friend's/neighbor
>Psycho religious Karen who smoked a fucking chimney
>Lures me to her bedroom and locks door
>Grabs my dick
>"You have the devil inside you"
>Feels two fingers up my ass
"Oh no"
>Then it turns into being anally fisted
>Attempt to tell Mom
>"You probably deserve it, she is a nice lady and it was probably punishment for you being such an unlikeable shit"
>Eventually neighbor moves away and I can talk to a psychologist
I still have to try and hold my shit in though

One of my friends was banging his teacher, she was older and divorced and he was ~16. She was a 6/10 middle-aged redhead, but they would fuck like rabbits.

I was at a party once and a student teacher that was smoking hot came out of a bedroom with two dudes. She saw me and was actually a bitch to me the rest of H.S.

>Bullshit

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I'm a white goy and my teacher Esther Addleston fucked me.

It happened at my school the year after I finished. Some 24 year old female teacher had sex with a 17 year old boy ( thiugh to be fair he was built like a man). Even worse she was dating one of the other teachers at the school.

your futa fantasy has gone too far. dont bore us with your homoerotic literature

Sounds very Brazilian and Niggerish.

ive had teachers come on to me but i was 12

Super based

He was the class hero and went down in fokelore for his efforts.

We will never forget your sacrifice David.