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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>Pres Trump Roundtable w/Ind Execs on Opening Up America Again 4/29/20
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>Pres Trump meets w/LA Gov Edwards 4/29/20
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youtu.be/l8DQsFlx25A
>Women for Trump Empower Hour w/Kimberly Guilfoyle &MORE 4/29/20
youtu.be/FolZh20d8Q0
>SoS Pompeo on F&F 4/29/20
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>NECDir Kudlow outside WH 4/29/20
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>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 4/29/20
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>Jared on F&F 4/29/20
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>PressSec Kayleigh on Dobbs 4/29/20
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>FEDChair Powell News Conf on Mon Policy 4/29/20
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>Trump2020CommsDir Murtaugh on FoxNews 4/29/20
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>RNCChair McDaniel on FoxNews 4/29/20
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>KAC on FoxNews 4/29/20
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>StateDeptSpox Morgan on FoxNews 4/29/20
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>DDID(CDC) Butler Private Sector Call: Corona-chan Response Update 4/29/20
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>Pentagon Press Brief (Natl Guard Gens) 4/29/20
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>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo) 4/29/20
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>WHVideo: We Will Build It Again! 4/29/20
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MAGA

awoo~

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MAGA

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MAGA

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HEY GUYS WHAT IF I CALLED YOU A JEW INSTEAD!?

This is the same reason the "average divorce rate" is so high. You've got at least 80% of people who never get divorced and then serial marriage/divorce nuts cranking up the mean number. Median is much more instructive.

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Oh my

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>They don't like her hair.

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democrats think they have a winning strategy:

1. trump cannot hold gigantic rallies through the summer

2. biden doesn't have to be humiliated by what would have been tiny rallies, in comparison to trump's

this way, biden gets to just ride out the summer in his basement and never do any campaigning or rallies

>once the weekend ended all talk of injecting bleach stops abruptly
>all of a sudden nonstop spamming of (((CNN))) reporting that drumpf hates Parscale and is worried about losing
Mighty cohencidence.

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Who ordered the extra large thighs?

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Do you use GIMP to make these gifs?
Let me guess, this article was released today.

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would those nuts be better off being polygamists?

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Daily reminder to inject disinfectant into your lungs to prevent covid-19

MIGA! KIG!

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Fuck off, spic.

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Nah Clinton had loads going for him
>no huge career of gaffes
>Bush went back on no tax hike to pay for ME shithole campaign
>Perot
Biden only does well in polling situations when he's allowed to sit at home and not say a fucking word. That's the bigger reason the jews screamed that everything had to be shut down

No joke the left really doesn't understand people hate shrieking cunts and trannys who ruin their daily lives

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>country the size of texas takes on the entire jew run world
ok, this is already an extremely stupid idea, literally throwing your population into the trash
>give them the fight of their life
really? because I remember he was BTFO on both sides
>ultimately loses
you're damn right
>lel it's Hitler's fault for resisting the jewish masters
but the holohoax is fake, he gave zoos and pools to the jews he captured, so how is that resisting them?

Trump is scared.
'I'm not losing to Joe Biden': Trump reportedly cursed at his campaign manager and threatened to sue him over damaging poll numbers

businessinsider.com/trump-threatened-sue-campaign-manager-brad-parscale-polls-2020-4

>free space
lel

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Bigger version

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based

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>reportedly

ROFL

every fucking time

I'm pretty sure it was a book

Outlaw slut shit and make America straight again! Contraception is treason!

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i pay the Guild an awoo subscription fee and they show up

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honest question. why do you conflate awoo and furries?

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plz be 80

MAGA AND KEEP ALL CREEPY JOE THREADS BUMPED TO MAKE SHILLS MAD:

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>stop calling my anthropomorphic creature a furry!!11

i made a slightly more organized one. which one is better?

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>glowniggers still using coded language to coordinate offsite activities
mogami river *this* you fucking parasites

who's it going to be?

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Aren't these sort of things ban worthy these days?

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never get in the way
its true this looks bad even from a trump fan

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>incoherent pinpoint conspiracy theories
No. Refunds.

Lel yea right

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>birthday pumpkin pie

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lol. I don't know if even Joe would go near that dusty axe wound.

Biden is probably talking to a stove right now.

I wish I were him sometimes.

The trump campaign seriously underrated just how popular the Obamas continue to be with most Americans.

pls a place without niggers

MAGA

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shitty greentext strawman aside, i'll ask you again.
why do you conflate awoo and furries?

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Is that why Hillary won?

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no fun allowed
This is a place for serious political discusion

>Ms.
Pottery.

Then why is trump refusing to debate Biden?

tl;dr?

you're a stupid faggot

yes this one is better
>saved

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Rollo

Polls showed hillary winning the popular vote. She won the popular vote.

Polls now show biden winning the electoral college.

Because he's busy handling this crisis.

>Then why is trump refusing to debate Biden?
Trump has a raging uncontrollable hardon for the chance to be in a one on one with Gropey Joe

>Polls now show biden winning the electoral college.
O FUG AND THIS FAR OUT FROM WHEN HES REPLACED AT THE CONVENTION TOO

Biden needs to leave his basement first.

He's dealing with the CoVID shit.

kek’d out loud

>i pay

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it's a guide to a small selection of decent to pretty good books.

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Nice honeypot, fed. Don't you have anything better to do than entrapping schizos with intellectual impairments?

Kek, that dude who died mixing quarium cleaner with Cloroquine in it into his food may have been murdered and didn't see it coming. His wife said they were following Trump's advice, but she's donated 10% of her life's money to extremist liberal groups, one of them science-centric. She mixed it in to kill him for political and monetary gains.

Anonymous media leaks were accurate before every single time trump has fired staff. This time is no different. Buh-bye Parscale

How much is the fee? The last time there was a transaction with an Awoo she made a dollar coin that I gave her disappear, then reappear behind my ear. She didn't give it back.
>popular vote
>not the electoral vote
>not a winner

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I told you last time, use Riot.

see perhaps it's because biden is busy talking to a stove.

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oof what a fucking dumbass

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>extremist liberal groups, science centric
Fuck off you lying shill. She donated it to a right wing anti-vax group.

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>Anonymous media leaks were accurate before every single time

Kek, good one.

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i'd fire him too

oh ok, I read a book about Lightroom the other day

Butthurt by truth I see.

Aunt Jemima.

did we run out of medical supplies?

cool story bro

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>heh, don’t worry. It’s totally normal to plan for losing.

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>right wing

source? other than your ass.

>being pro vax

Will girl's name finally rebel against the bidens, and the assholes who blackmailed him all these years?

So maybe do something about it Lindsey? Oh wait, that's right, you just talk a big game and then never follow through on anything.

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Name the group then. You won’t, because you’re a shill.

starvation has a 100% fatality rate

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dumb fuck. every president does this. no cookie for you.

Was Stephen paddock a trump supporter?

YOU claimed they're "right wing"

name your fucking source

people need meat to survive

STILL waiting on that ventilator shortage I was promised a month ago.

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I mean, technically so does breathing, as far as we can tell. In humans anyways.

Where have you been YES

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I can't even fathom how someone this stupid managed to hold onto a job for so long

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no, he only shows spine to make the next time he cucks to neocon jews that much more disappointing

>people need meat to survive

I sure as fuck do.

>Manjoo

Sorcha Faal is the alleged author of an ongoing series of “reports” published at WhatDoesItMean.com, whose work is of such quality that even other conspiracy nutters don’t think much of it.

Each report resembles a news story in its style but usually includes a sensational headline barely related to reality and quotes authoritative high-level Russian sources (such as the Russian Federal Security Service) to support its most outrageous claims. Except for the stuff attributed to unverifiable sources, the reports don’t contain much original material. They are usually based on various news items from the mainstream media and/or whatever the clogosphere is currently hyperventilating about, with each item shoehorned into the conspiracy narrative the report is trying to establish.

Whats bill priesthaps steam name for csgo. I heard the fbi is playing games. Do they only play for the cts? Or they undercover dare i say playing t side while cts? So is john soloman gonna get like a fucking emmy or like medal of honor? Seriously the entire justice system is a literal joke laughing stock. Their whole purpose is to entrap? And get you fired? Thats uhmmm pretty fucking kgb bro. Go suck cartel cock on your own time you open border Globalist jewish swine. Go huddle my kikes. Seriously how can christopher wray cover up this completely obvious entrapment of flynn and coup and sedition with warner burr feinstein and wolfe? Jim bakers x2 are gonna be eaten by something bigger then hippos and walruses my yellow submarines. Black helicopter op douchebags. Go uhmm in the woods and find a really big tree and look for a pot of gold you fucking weirdo faggot kgb fucks. And carry extra mags, bigfoot is searching for beef jerky and his dick. Fucking weird to coup yourself if you think about it from like a fucking linear perspective or even fucking 3d you fucking idiots. The doj and Supreme court should suck more illegal alien cock and cartels because the cia needs their drug money. Fucking losers harassing their own population while colluding with cartels and chinks and literally using russian lies to like fucking hurt yourself with low iq mongrels that don't think like white people. Namely moving our bombers out of guam cuz kimmy is dead. The future becomes clearer by the second. Literally colluding with our enemies. Treason and sedition and deportations will become so normal the fake news wont even report it

not argument
just admit you were wrong and move on

YOU claimed they were extremist liberal.

name your source.

Format and repost

oh she wants to slip it in, alright

reminder Boris is a genius playing 4D chess

spectator.co.uk/article/my-boris-johnson-story

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>Each report resembles a news story in its style but usually includes a sensational headline barely related to reality

So exactly like a modern “news” story then?

>Whats bill priesthaps steam name for csgo
Glowie666, we play all the time.

wrong person asshole. now name your source that they're "right wing"

>I can't even fathom how someone willing to suck dick to get ahead managed to hold onto a job for so long

i do not like fried bugs and onions.
when chinks and jews serve them to goys.

i would not, could not, in the rain
not in the dark. not on a train.
not in a car. not in a tree.
i do not like them, shill, you see.
not in a house. not in a box.
not with a mouse. not with a fox.

i will not eat the bugs and onions!
as chinks and jews shill for the goy!

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