What the hell kind of countertop is this?

Playing with sulfuric acid imo
>chemistry
>not even once

The kind you can't set hot shit on apparently. The good news is that it's probably not terribly expensive. How long left on your lease?

>even the furniture is fake
That'll be 1.5 million + interests, goyim.

this

also

That's what security deposits are for

Imagine not using a counter trivet.

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$20-40 per sq. ft. + $30-40/hour for installation

probably $400-600 depending on the size and cut/shape of that counter top, including removal/disposal of the old one

why would you put something hot on the counter?

This is what happens when you place a flaming skillet on laminate.

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Wouldn't that just conduct the heat to 4 points

Most kids don't think to take home economics as an elective in school. This is why they don't know how to pay bills/taxes/cook/sewing
It's sad really.

It might be a woman

Kek you put a hot pan on ur poor person countertop didn't you

Glue it back in

it's not electricity, it will dissipate throughout the trivet like a giant heat sink

real men use a cork pad though

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Shit Formica laminate

Oh fuck they forgot to see if their invention works before mass producing trivets for probably hundreds of years

Why would you put something hot on it retard?

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Dilate tranny

They didn't have laminate they had wood

It's laminate over wood, so don't set scalding fucking hot pans and shit on it or this is what happens, dipshit.

Cheap ass North American construction everything made of shit, don't put hot anything on the counter because you'll burn it, don't cut anything on the counter because you'll slice it, don't let any water drip around the lip because it will absorb it, expand, and destroy it. Fucking garbage.

the cheapness would be a non issue if we didn't have stupid shitskins

american

Shut up we need to sell them more pine

Sucks to be dumb and poor.

Lol btfo

lol is this a serious fucking question? Have you tried having counter tops not made out of melting shit? It's pretty convenient

You'd be best to say nothing and just fix it yourself or pay someone to.

or even just a fucking towel
classy though

You can buy formica counter top refinishing kits at many paint stores. Just tell em you fucked up they will help you out. I did it myself it's pretty easy.

Is this /diy/?

>just wood

oh yeah totally. Never water proofed, stained, shellacked or glossed with refined foraged materials to look nice. Nope, we totally didn't know what humidity was when refining wood.

best to blame your landlord for not installing high-dollar solid surface or granite countertops for you to abuse. i bet he even charges you for the damage to his garbage countertop. what a creep he is.

probably buy a new counter top you fucking retard or just plan on not getting your deposit back when you move out. You must have put something that was like 400+ fucking degrees on it, because you use a god damned hot iron to apply the end pieces after you cut the counter top to length and it doesn't burn.

No, I'm tired of all this cheap garbage shit all the time and the people who try to justify its existence. Things should be made solid so that it remains intact even after punching and bashing the shit out of it like a gorilla. I'm so sick of garbage snapping apart or being broken off of things because apparently I "used too much force".

patch with resin/bondo and paint with similar texture. Feather the edges, guess on the glossiness by looking at a reflection on the table, (probably semigloss.

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Marbel

>things should be made to last
>we should abandon consumerism
>and the cheap immigrant labour that supports it
>fueling the artificial demand for more non-white immigrants

OY.

VEY.

GOYIM.

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Indeed

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we haven't had mass production for hundreds of years retard

my dad would yell at me as a kid over every small thing including this so it's ingrained in me ok

That's what I'm going to do. Thanks bro.

which is what every father should do if they're poor

I live in the usa. We all have counters made of synthetics and particleboard.

Just put a hot pan on the countertop.

A fucking leaf

btw this is why fathers need to beat their kids, especially shitskins, but they probably still beat their kids and just laugh at everyone else for not beating theirs which just adds to a more arrogant shitskin

Maybe if you're poor as dirt. My counters are all granite.

It may be cheap, but it isn't garbage...not everyone can afford a 6,000$ piece of granite to use as a counter top. It really isn't that hard to be a barely functioning human and not destroy everything you touch. Maybe people should try thinking about their fucking actions and the consequences they may have, instead of being a literal npc. Like I said, he must have put a pan that was literally right off the stove or out of the oven directly on the counter, because formica can take continuous temperatures of 212F without damage and the melting point is probably close to 400F