/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3535

So how did everyone go from its the end of the world in jan to nothing burger now? Its like the more people die, the less people think its a happening?

someones on a larp

Got infected with corona and it all went in on his brain.

>So how did everyone go from its the end of the world in jan to nothing burger now?
>Things that never happened

buzzfeednews.com/article/carolinehaskins1/coronavirus-contact-tracing-google-apple

Buzzfeed, I know. Anyway, this was talked about months ago. Now it's being put into the public mind and we will readily accept it

chick aids you never get immunity from. Everything from the MSM and Gov'ts has not been exageration, but in fact minimization of just how bad thing really are.

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Are chinese 20$ oximeters worthwhile, or do I need to invest in something pricier? Which ones are you all using?

>a small faction on a basket weaving website controls all goverment and media
>they made me lose my job
>god damnit F they did this, its a hoax lol

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>snitching
are you a gangsturrr or le regular working citizen

make up your mind

>Britbongs jumped 4.4K in one day
>for some reason they switched all these newly reported deaths to yesterday instead of today
Highly suspect

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>Some random mofo got run over in my city, he's pretty much done for
>Run a blood test cuz protocol, positive for COVID-19
>Cause of death: chinese sneeze
I thought this shit was just a meme

REMINDER:

FUCK Dr. FUCKY!!!!!!!!!!

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American posting hours are . . . not so good

N-no
I totally want to do the work and stuff fellow human

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This . Oh and I forgot:
>he can’t tell anyone what it is because if he does we won’t believe him anyway

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people are literally calling the cops when they see more than 5 people hanging out in a back yard

Snitching? What, are we in the fucking mafia? There's no Omerta here bubby

January and february had 99% of the threads being corona related and of them 90% were the sky is falling. Now, other then this thread, almost no mention of corona, and when it comes up its a nothjngburgerfest

splurge on an ECMO machine or just blow your head off

A cheepo like that and as far as I can tell it works well enough

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Theorising what the Swede's yapping about, with what the Brazilians are yapping about - did the virus go through Brazilian bats and adapt to their even stronger immune system, causing a human-to-human virus which now has a high chance of causing septic shock and a fatality rate rivalling Ebola while matching the infectivity of the current SARS-2 virus?

i have a job

if this lockdown goes on for 6 months maybe i won't so get back to work you lazy neet

I use one from cvs, works just fine

see it's an 880 dollar fine PER PERSON in ontario if you aren't social distancing even in your own home

was telling them to wait two more weeks over and over again so they all suspect it's a nothingburger but then strike after 6 months part of your plan /cvg/?

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Kek, which state

>people are tatling
>OMG NO WHAT NEXT OMG NO SNITCHING
fucking niggers

Which is why one Brazilian city, one surrounded by wilderness with no road access and a fuck load of jungle bats, seems to be going Resident Evil?

I can see why people are snitching now. Unfortunately, it's probably majority karens calling

manaus, amazonas

they gonna let us die rigth? like we cant go outside and no food

>lazy neet
I wish you had an american flag so I could rub it in your face that you work for me while I lay on my belly all day but instead some other mudslime is taking my place. Sad. Many such cases, by all means back to work retard, we need our monthly checks