/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3533

Uh....lads?
>WARRING CANNIBAL RATS emerge in US cities as food production crashes from Covid-19 closures
>archive.vn/K3JnR

"It's just like we've seen in the history of mankind, where people try to take over lands and they come in with militaries and armies and fight to the death, literally, for who's going to conquer that land. And that's what happens with rats," he said. "A new 'army' of rats come in, and whichever army has the strongest rats is going to conquer that area."

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Did argie OP give you the bot to makes OPs ukro? Or are you doing it all manually?

Can someone explain this data to me please?

does anyone know how long can fine particles stay in the air?

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SVEN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN AND WHEN

>Lumposters made me watch Urusei Yatsura
>The taxi driver on the first episode travels through hyperspace to take the MC home, which is a few hundred meters from there.
>Charges him the amount of all the oil in the world
Fucking space jews man

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>The World Health Organization lauded Sweden as a “model” for battling the coronavirus as countries lift lockdowns — after the nation controversially refused restrictions.
The same organization that praised China's draconian lockdown? Welding people in their homes? Kidnapping ourbois Chen Qiushi and Fang Bin
>This means Sweden is fucked KEK
nypost.com/2020/04/29/who-lauds-sweden-as-model-for-resisting-coronavirus-lockdown/

tell us, don't leave us hanging svenanon

So that Svenanon is talking about Bloodborne, right? "People won't believe in God anymore," a sect trying to spread the good blood, some kind of veil being lifted that will shock the state of the world, this shit is just the plot of Bloodborne with some Corona set dressing.

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>Be lonely uni-student
>Don't know anyone else on the courses
>90% of everyone else know each other
>Always end up with the other outcasts in group projects
>They're always complete shit and I need to correct their work effectively doing the entire thing on my own

Please tell me this changes if I am lucky enough to get a job somewhere after graduating

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Sve, I love you, but what exactly are you implying?
Is this "thing" their way of getting their "coronas" upon their heads over everyone? Or this is bat shit crazy even for them?

Thanks as always user

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Submit your bodies to beautiful Coronachan

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Re-post from last thread. Chinese Ambassador desperately tries to keep his cool as Brit interviewer asks why they tried to cover up chinky flu. Comedy gold tbqh.
youtube.com/watch?v=PNv75d0lyGg

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I hope the swedish guy comes back and gives us any sort of hint. I know it's not directly /cvg/ related but I find these kind of larps really entertaining.

>WARRING CANNIBAL RATS emerge in US cities as food production crashes from Covid-19 closures
Based Lovecraftian clownworld

What are you learning at uni?

The particles can stay in the air like normal, but the particles don't have transmissible Coronavirus. Coronavirus can leave signs of RNA on things like pollen, which can be detected with testing equipment. Shouldn't be cause for concern, it's the equivalent of leaving fingerprints on something than being hosted in the pollen. As far as I understand it, at least.

This
Please just tell us wtf is going on

get sleep ukrainebro

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I never played the game give me the gist?

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THIS
THE FUCK YOU MEAN "nobody will believe in god anymore"
EXPLAIN!

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sadly no that is life, only difference is now you likely gotta correct your bosses work without making him look dumb and fix his screwups on top of co-workers. remember being in charge doesnt mean you have to be smart

Wait, is this about fucking, uh, news about the "sky and beyond"?
Are you serious? fucking lmao.
Tell me I'm wrong.

>LATEST
▶ 38 new cases in Gabon
▶ 1627 new cases and 153 new deaths in Germany
▶ 417 new cases and 12 new deaths in Ecuador
▶ 1 new case in Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
▶ 6462 new cases and 448 new deaths in Brazil
▶ 196 new cases and 7 new deaths in Nigeria
▶ 1571 new cases and 137 new deaths in Canada
▶ 50 new cases and 1 new death in Norway
▶ 158 new cases and 7 new deaths in Argentina
▶ 28 new cases and 1 new death in Maldive
▶ 55 new cases in Côte d'Ivoire

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Next up: Rats appear to catch Corona and are a possible infection vector.

damn svenanon, give us something more useful , should we focus our preps towards heavier biosafety, higher caliber weaponizing.
looking for some deep abandoned mine complex ?
or stock up on tequila for the end of the days

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>The models predicted 2.2 million cannibal rats. Thanks to Trump's leadership, we will see just 3-4% of that. We should throw him a parade! The VAST majority of rats are in blue states.

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If it turns out argiebro died I'll get depressed

youtube.com/watch?v=OXQwx1EolD8

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Breathing Is Overrated

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Hi.

Svenanon doesn't have the clearance or authority to explain the rest.
Its rats, though, lots and lots of rats.

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if he goes aliens hes lost his god damned mind, thats reptilian flat earth level

If you have more than 1000 T Cells/mcL you won't end up in the ICU. B, C, D are just measuring different groupings.

I'm not a medfag though that's just what I can infer.

I can't listen to this. Those blatant lies make me nauseous. Who does he think he is fooling?

You know you are in deep shit when the Nigger Health Organization tells you you are doing an outstanding job.

it's over, you idiots. every country is ending lockdowns.

just filter him he's a larper

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Its being a shit show here in huezil, dayum. In one hospital I work at there was an old patient admited into enfermary for two days then died. Five days later his covid test came up positive. Every single mothefucker that worked in that ward got pozed up, plus two managers. Kek.

snopes.com/fact-check/sulfur-coronavirus-cremations/
Come on bruv

why the fuck are we talking about rats and how is that not ok? You can eat rats? Get a cot???

these insectoid zombies really piss me off. no other country has the talent for picking such irritating officials as china. every single one of them is a hysterical overly emotional professional victim.

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well to be fair the pentagon acknowledged the ufo tapes that were leaked years ago just yesterday so... maybe not so looney tunes tier?

Next up: svenanon confirm the existance of the old ones and cthulu visits the earth

Fuck, meant "ni" as in Ukranian "no", too stupid to realize that it looks like "Hi" as in "Hello"

Anyone has good and recent reading about herd immunity ?

hope you realise literally nobody listens to wojakposters considering 9/10 shills during the daytime hours on here use nothing but shitty overused wojaks.

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It IS after all the Year of the Rat...

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aight thx user

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How will the American balkanization play out and when? Will it be peaceful?

I am not sure of the exact regions that will become their own nations. It will happen within 10 years after the collapse. Believe it or not I think it can be peaceful.

Why is fucking nothing happening now?! A few months ago it was rising and rising like mercury in a sandnigger desert, and plenty of politicians were confirmed to have gotten it... but now it’s stalled out and those politicians miraculously don’t have it while their aides supposedly have it! The countries are opening back up and now nothingburgers are being absolutely fucking smug! Why must everything that happens in this timeline turn out to be so fucking gay?! Nothing ever fucking happens!!!!

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If its actually sven thats false, I was with him on the ILI investigation, he was right about so2. Hasnt done anything since then but honestly nothing but spread has happened since it got out of china

Look at the op

>he doesn't know

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Just hit me where are all the gypsies? I haven’t really tought about it but for like a month i haven’t had some rat faced fuck come up to me an scramble a jar. Any more euros noticed a big gipsy decline?

Does the pathogenesis of SAR-CoV-2 virus decrease at high-altitude?

>In the present study we analyze the epidemiologic data of COVID-19 of Tibet and high-altitude regions of Bolivia and Ecuador, and compare to lowland data, to test the hypothesis that high-altitude inhabitants (+2500m above sea-level) are less susceptible to develop severe adverse effect in acute SARS-CoV-2 virus infection. Analysis of available epidemiological data suggest that physiological adaptations that counterbalance the hypoxic environment altitude may protect from severe impact of acute SARS-CoV-2 virus infection. Potential underlying mechanisms such as: (i) a compromised half-live of the virus caused by the high-altitude environment, and (ii) a hypoxia mediated down regulation of angiotensin-converting enzyme 2 (ACE2), which is the main binding target of SARS-CoV-2 virus in the pulmonary epithelia are discussed.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7175867/

it seem to be true so far in Ecuador: Quito that is at 2850m have much less cases thatGuayaquil at is at sea level.
Same happens here cities liek Cusco that's at 3400m have much less cases than the ones in the coast

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that's the opposite of over

We might all have chink aids
and only know it a while from now

Is there a way to filter burgers until they make more than one post?

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Is this shit anywhere near over? I'm shocked that NJ is actually opening parks and golf courses back up this weekend and some stores like Costco are returning to normal hours.. So idk what to think.

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there was eastern euro flags talking about them being sealed into their villages a couple weeks ago.

You burgers better watch out
We've surpassed chongs in deaths, now we'll surpass them in (reported) cases

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300,000 will be something to behold

The lore
>Crazy monks found special blood in a catacombs below their city (blood that comes from lovecraftian aliens)
>Blood turns people into monsters
>Just like Real life leaders they decide not ot give a shit a about that an continue treating the blood as divine
>Shit gone sideways when the whole city turns and go bananas
>Leaders an churches decide that fucking it up wasnt such a good idea an open the season to hunt monsters
>Giga Chad (you) takes the job an becomes a big dick demon monster hunter

Gameplay
>Dark souls without shields

I think it will be peaceful. It will look similar to the fall of the soviet empire, not a lot of bloodshed, just people looking around aimlessly for a decade wondering where their country has gone.

>1627 new cases and 153 new deaths in Germany
Random fluctuation, or opening up? What's the distribution by state?

kek, keep up the grind then my dude

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>coastal city killer
If one wanted to destroy a civilization this is how they would do it. Humans always build their cities near water access

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Every hospital unit is contaminated. High ups are in denial, but I told to my leader early /mid april that everything, all rooms, would be Covid .
Patients have started to die in big numbers now.

when everyone has antibodies it'll become a less-deadly flu

And that's why garbage disposal and sewage cleaning are essential jobs.

Realistically in Canada how long until restaurants reopen? I want to return to work god dammit.

user! Don't help the CIDF...
Although it IS kinda a good heads up to the Newfags... It's like the endless summer in here.
And so many of my countrymen are retarded...

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So a college digs around, finds ruins of a civilization that ascended into Elder beings (think Lovecraft), and they thought that shit was rad, so they started studying it. Learned even their language has power, one dude can carve runes out of their words to give power.
Then they manage to find one of the Elder beings that failed to "ascend," and go wild experimenting on it. They find out that the blood of an Elder being can help you ascend closer to that level of being, but they're super scared of it because they don't understand it. Still, one guy goes ahead and starts harvesting the blood, founds a place called the Healing Church, and starts giving the blood to people as a cure to illness while experimenting to ascend. The people who live around him form a town called Yharnam, think Victorian Gothic style town.
One dude from the college calls him and idiot, and says that the only way to ascend is to do so with knowledge, so he starts putting eyeballs in his head to see his own brain to get smarter, it's a long story. Both of them fail bad, and it causes an outbreak of a Bloodborne virus (there's the name) where people go mad from Lovecraft blood, and the treatment they get given by the Healing Church is more Lovecraft blood, making it even worse until the whole town is mutated.
You play as a hunter who gets shanghai'd into killing everything until this goes away, but doing so means exposing the Elder ones to the world and vice versa. Shit goes wild.

kill the elderly first

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Gotcha thanks user

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we, as a country, are going to have to learn the hard way. The easy way wasn't in line with national philosophy.

brb immigrating to Bolivia

Get back to work, goy. There's nothing to worry about.

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Jesus christ I don't want to go back to work ahhhhh

They feared 7.5k+ had to stop reporting for the day. You will see them added tomorrow or never.

Many such cases.

>antibodies
someone didn't watch the WHO conference today.

RAT KING LADS

You guys are thinking Hollywood and Svenanon is thinking real life, so you’re over interpreting his pathos.

I think I know what he’s afraid of, but I’d like him to give me a hint. I know he knows that I would understand without him having to go deeply into it. And I could probably manage you guys expectations.

>Guys every country is opening up the virus is magically gone guys we can't catch it anymore! For some reason cases went down! What do you mean staying at home is that reason, that can't be true! It's over!

Ok user have fun going outside.

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Depends what province you live in

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In Berlin 200 people from a home for the elderly and staff have been tested positive. It's a huge disaster no one really talks about.

I want shit to open back up. My house is too small for any exercise equipment and I've been depressed as shit since the gyms closed. Bored and gaining tons of weight because I have concentration and memory problems that don't allow me to do any kind of hobbies.. The gym was literally all I had and it helped me mentally as well as physically.

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listen faggots
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
>1.5 million upstanding young slavs die from squat related complications annually
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
Total nothing burger

to be fair the social dynamics from guayaquil and quito are so vastly different they could very well be considered 2 separate countries , people are massified in closer spaces in guayaquil so i could weigh in that its more a social distancy factor rather than the relative sealevel

>WHO
lmao

mutation taht can create rat kings and fuck with whatever NWo or conspiracy might going onin this world

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It's in the genes

based and fuck jannies

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If nothing significant happens in May after the lockdowns end, I'll be firmly in the nothing burger camp.

My disapointment is immeasurable.

Jesus

It's right now undergoing the mutation in our Amazon region. Get ready.

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Checked and also you need to knock measles down two spots