/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3532

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Add pancreatitis to that
jwatch.org/na51331/2020/04/17/serologic-evidence-pancreatic-injury-covid-19

we hit 3 mil on april 27th, update the pasta

Dead or banned because jannies are retards

I want to see the Rat Kings
>A rat king is a collection of rats whose tails are intertwined and bound together by one of several possible mechanisms, such as entangling material like hair or sticky substances like sap or gum or getting tied together. Historically, this alleged phenomenon is particularly associated with Germany. There are several specimens preserved in museums but very few instances of rat kings have been observed in modern times.

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check.
Nothingburgerers can't explain why the NWO would pull a hoax that moves so fast. It's like throwing 7 millions frogs into a boiling pot of water. If the solution is a chip, the frogs will jump out of the pot very quickly.
The NWO plan for the future was a slow roll out, not a full speed shocker.

Reminder
>rent strikes
>spike in suicides
>spike in domestic violence
>divorce rate rising
>children struggling with adjusting to online classes
>increased drinking by all, alcoholics/drug addict relapses
>PTSD for survivors in most affected areas
>employee strikes
>employee walkouts
>evictions despite government orders, asshole landlords cutting power, heat, water, cable, electricity to tenants
>mass hunger among children
>blood shortage
>medical supply shortage
>medicine supply shortage
>off the meds crazies going insane
>released criminals will break house arrest
>relaxed law enforcement to prevent infection
>infected hospital staff
>people intentionally spreading infection
>courts closed, prison sentences halted, custody issues delayed
>infection “scares”
>increased cardiovascular death risk since everyone's sitting on their ass all day
>possibility of a bank run
>endless quantitative easing devaluing the dollar
>food pantries emptied
>life insurance claims
>entertainment industry and artists BTFO
>dead, infectious cops
>r0 5.7

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Christ what does this thing NOT touch?

Post all the supplements that I need to get, please.

2000 daily deaths have been reached yet again for the good ol' USA.

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I don't get it guys. Is the first wave over?

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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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CORONAVIRUS HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD
NOT A DRILL
>NOT A DRILL
cdc.gov/docs/sars/scii/cov-dead
fbi.gov/vault/corona-chan-shot
bloomberg.com/corona-is-no-more-and-heres-why-thats-a-good-thing
NOT A DRILL
>NOT A DRILL

jannies are based in castle age

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>LATEST
▶ 23586 new cases and 2221 new deaths in the United States
▶ 6319 new cases and 444 new deaths in Brazil
▶ 32 new cases in Jamaica
▶ 362 new cases and 30 new deaths in Romania
▶ 13 new cases in Rwanda

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Crazy times we live in.

-Barry

But remember, since it hasn’t effected [insert user here] specifically, it’s not serious!

What valuable information has svenanon posted here? I missed this user.

>Coronachan infected Russian space crew
>coronachan is in space now
OH NO NO ON
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
space.com/russian-space-official-iss-launch-positive-coronavirus.html

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Back to being a nothingburger

Wood is expensive guys
The 2x4s won't be too bad, but plywood was like $40+ for huge piece, too big to walk with
I figure I'll spend about $250 for a little deeper/wider than current progress
Donate to my patreon paypiggies, after you pay your rent

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haha number go up

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Uhhhh, your bones

Didn't they lifted the lockdowns over at Australia?

Hello /cvg/
I have consumed over 1,000 calories in oatmeal today

>svenanon
>valuable information
I'm interested in what he's saying but I haven't seen him post anything to back up his claims. He's probably in this thread, he was in /cvg/ like an hour ago

>patreon
God I hope your kidding

you changed the bot's flag to an ukro one, niggers

I forget who you are. Homeless user?

>inb4 it melts marrow or something

Just a failed autist fren

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>23586 new cases and 2221 new deaths
What the hell. Is this the highest so far?

What? I don’t speak skizo

How bad is Brazil fucked user?

Chequed
He was investigating something yesterday that he said would be massive if it got out, must be the conclusion of that

But what has he even said? I saw people talking to him in the other thread, but I don't know him.

I'll give you a preview
>very vague bullshit that can easily be twisted to align with something that happened a month later

Based AoE poster

Damn nigga. You're gonna feel what shitting sand is like in a few hours. I hope you're ready

That’s bad

>Coronachan can be heritable among the infected
>she is never letting you go lad
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.22.20072124v2

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Restrictions are getting eased a bit, but I'll probably still be quarantining for a bit longer

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Sounds like shit, eat meat like normal humans.

Hopefully she'll fuse with some space shit and come back to earth indestructible.

Yes fren I don't even panhandle, too much pride

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>going full minecraft, in minecraft

I wish you the very best of luck.

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Пaнe, бyдь лacкa, тихiшe з вaшими "бoтaми" тa їншoю poбoтoтeхнiкoю, зapaз люди cплять.

Also, whicb oximeter do I get? Are chinese ones useless?

So he said nothing at all. I don't care about the things he sees If he doesn't name them and is vague.

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Just shit in your backyard. It's what I've been doing since fecal transmission was confirmed.

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I just want to be able to move around again. I can’t take this cabin fever shit much longer

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Was the Trump presser today weirder than usual? QRD?

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Are the rent strikes a real thing? The pay your rent meme was my favorite. I heard last month it was up to landlords decision IIRC

>In the year 2020 man saw the first outbreaks and preliminary skirmishes of the Rat Wars
>In the larger cities, populations of the already large Norwegian rats began to select for larger and larger litters of their young
>Rat society fragmented
>Rats began to segregate into the small and large rats
>A new subgroup of rats called The Rat Kings emerged and dominated the lesser castes of rats
>The Rat Kings mutated, evolved, grew stronger and started infiltrating human dwellings

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Godspeed mommy poster.

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This is terrifying

Kek

Corona-chan is not heritable but rather those factors which will determine what the person suffers is

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Ahh haha
First Astro death when?

Wait shit it could disrupt the marrow since it decreases white blood cells

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Older info? Shit that everybody knows by now, like the spread of the virus starting way earlier as flu numbers suggested. Now? He's allegedly working with authorities and looking for info into hospitals management and shit. Next? Will probably larp about vague shit (well, he already is), probably next thing he says is that corona is an intergalactic mind virus that warps your lungs into another dimension.

You stupid nigger go dumpster diving behind construction sites and use your money to get a fucking car retard

>children's healthier immune system only delays the onset of a more serious symptoms.
el o el

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From what I gathered yesterday he was talking about people in important being replaced and those who had replaced them instructing new doctors/nurses to let family members visit their loved ones for the purpose of spreading it

Thx fren, do you know anything about wood? Seeing price of plywood really disappointed me. I don't know much about wood but could the roof just be 2x4s if I use sealant? Probably foot of dirt on top of 8 ft 2x4s with 4 support beams

The rat turf wars in NYC sound pretty awesome. They're based on ethnic groups too

Basically rat race wars going on as everyone is indoors

Social distancing orders not getting extended beyond..... tomorrow

What are your thoughts about having a daughter?

Guys, Im starting to think booper is based and cutepilled.

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I saw one in a horrifically moldy garbage-filled van i was forced to clean by my dad for some reason. Horrifying in the most metal sense. The smell is something i won't forget. The ones on bottom were half-rotten with disease. Ended up using a weed burner on it.

find an isolated abandoned house, and just cut chunks of plywood there, you could also get a nice floor too

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1 out of 3 hospitalized patients in the UK died of COVID-19
Putting the death rate for hospitalized cases closer to Ebola.

I had conjunctivitis flu and a cough early feb. Am I on a covid permo now?

Not for the most part sir

Thieves go to hell nigger

>Self-reported symptoms of covid-19 including symptoms most predictive of SARS-CoV-2 infection, are heritable

YEE HAW

IT'S AN ETHNOPLAGUE

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Some warning about how the upcoming months are gonna be SHTF on steroids

Could be bullshitting but who knows