30 MINUTES UNTIL ASTEROID IMPACT

ARSTROID IMPACTS OPS TURD TUNNEL

where did this shit even come from? last year we atleast had some shady looking tweets and nasa images but this one seems to just be pulled from someones asshole as far as i see

If this is true I would hope it just lands on or near me and crushes me instead of forcing me to live in the apocalypse where our food system completely collapses and I starve to death or get raped/pillaged by the anarchy mob.

Do you have your larping license goy?

Same! It fucked my mom on the way out

waste of oxygen kys faggot

You mean the one that passed us further than the moon early this morning?

Fag

Repent!!!
We're gonna die!!!

it was 5 hours 19 hours ago
jej

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>5 hours 19 hours ago
nigger

good

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where will it hit.

OP ive decided to spend my last hours on earth doing meth and fucking your boipussy til u die from bleeding out

WHOA! A TSUNAMI JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

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8 minutes to SALVATION
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Settle down, psychopath.

Rolling for it hits Wuhan

An asteroid just flew over house

5 MINUTES

HNNNNNNNNNGG

Rolling for impact to be isreal

Just wait 30 more minutes bro

lets go lets go come on asteroid you rocky fuck

4minutes

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HOLY SHIT AN ASTEROID JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Fugggggg, asteroid go shoo

The only asteroid that will hit it's my dick and it will have a hard and deep impact in your mom's pussy so hard that it will fix her british teeth and make em normal

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same shit like always nothing will happen

Gimme your final words anons so you can be here forever

Based

I CAN SEE IT.

HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT HIT BY AN ASTEROID

I hate all of you

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Uhhh... There's a big light in the sky?

N I G G E R

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Fuck Jannies

The American space Navy will take care of the Comet

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IT'S BEEN 28 MINUTES GUYS WE ONLY HAVE TWO MINUTES TO LIVE!
I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU ARE ALL MY FRENS

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wow, it's nothing.

Is this real?

Am I dead?

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One minute faggot.

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Cooming, for the last time

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Are we dead yet? Is this hell? Feels like hell.

Could plz someone post a pic, i am too lazy to walk upstairs...

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so in 1 minute?
Where does it land?

One minute

>russian attempts humor

WHAT THE FUCK I JUST SAW THIS THREAD I DONT WANT TO DIE NONONONONONONO

I... I love you

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Comet just flew over my house

Are we in heaven now?

Its true. Pleiadian emissar just told me to pack up my things into one bag and we are leaving this shithole planet in 15 minutes. This is my last post here. Bye loosers!

Berlin

False...

So where’s the asteroid faggot?

Its been 30 min -why aent (you) dead yet?

ok where did it hit?

oh fuck an asteroid just flew over my house

Hellllloooo??? OP??????!

JW2W!

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Bros... A FUCKING STAR IS FLYING OVER MY HOUSE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

op lied, people not died. fag

/Thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=TxbIU0X-lCI&app=desktop

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that would make a lot of things better

Fucking asteroidniggers always missing the mark...

my body is ready.

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Op's meds just flew over my house.

Don't accumulate, procreate.

nothingburger

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Been 30 minutes. Where did it hit retard ?

He was wrong about time. It will be visible in 20 minutes with naked eye.

Hey everyone, my name is asteroid.
Sorry that I'm late

do it faggot God I DARE YOU FAGGOT

it was 6:27 CENTRAL standard time you numbnuts

It has been 32 minutes

There is a asteroid flying over my house!!

Well lads that was fun i will be seeing you at next years scheduled asteroid impact

Berlin has very nice museums though. I would say these museums might even compensate for the negative value of the "people" and the rest of the city.
Taking the zoo into account aswell we might allmost be at a net 0 value.

Stfu you massive faggot

Oh, hey.

That's in amerilard units

I'm still alive, what happens now?

>30 MINUTES UNTIL ASTEROID IMPACT
>posted 33 minutes ago

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t minus 49 minuttes for the spicy meatball

this. you fuckers don't know time zones

A..am I alive? Is this real life?

for how many days are we stuck at zero asteroids per day? four, five?
haha

You use different minutes?

I think the asteroid in this thread hit the asteroid in the other thread.

You'd be vaporized by the atmosphere before that happened.

Stopped at the drive through

Reported to the CCP.

Why is Telaviv not anihilated yet? Are you gay or something?

ttime zones you niggers

Yes. Metric minutes

Jokes on you, I was dead this whole time.

BRAAAAAP

I SEE THE ASTEROID BROS, ITS EATING ME, AARGHH GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF ME. ITS CONSUMING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa SAVE ME BROS

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>thread 36 minutes old

Distraction from corona-chan.

wish it was true, but it's not you fucking faggot

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT’S COOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMINGGGGG

Fuck I gotta get to the liquor store!

finally
sweet release

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>38 minutes ago
>1 post by this id

it's all true I'm dying over here

When can we permaban these sourceless happeningfaggots? Nothing ever happens. Fuck you. Choke.

how don't you have a chinese flag user

I hope it hits China first, so I can watch them melt before I do.

>time zones

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>41 minutes ago
too good to be true.

Well, it diun't not hit vury hard.

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based rusky

if i drink bleach am i gonna be alright ?

WTF

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