>Carrie Symonds gives birth to a healthy baby boy: Boris Johnson is by his fiancée's side for arrival of their newborn son at London hospital as couple thank 'fantastic NHS maternity team'
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>Royal Navy submarine lockdown party captain sacked
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>Coronavirus: Testing opens for millions more people in England
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>Virus crisis could lead to 18,000 more cancer deaths, experts warn
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>Coronavirus has killed more Americans than Vietnam War
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>Member when telly wasn't 24 hours?
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>Bring back Ceefax 2bh
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Brit/pol/ - Test Card F Edition
>Coronavirus has killed more Americans than Vietnam War
Wew, and I thought we were handling it badly.
>Bring back Ceefax 2bh
For so long I thought Ceefax was something exclusive to the particular TV model we had.
my grandma used to use ceefax all the time. she'd check the weather, lottery numbers and news on it.
why are none of these nurses getting a bollocking
What was the quiz called again?
>checking cinema listings to plan the weekend with your mates
Just want to go back lads
Comfy pics
any paranormal/ufo/cryptid experiences from anyone in britpol/ thoughts in general on those phenomena?
i saw a pic related over london once and my dad claims to have seen his doppelganger when he was younger
If I was in a care home I would welcome death. I'd like to think before that happens to me I'll borrow as much money as possible and acquire a sincere smack habbit.
Im listening to a podcast of the english revolution. You guys really revolutionized your society, just swap your despotic autocrat and it will be right as dodgers
Bamboozle?
Because they have the best union racket going, a monopoly on healthcare, very strict laws regarding who can and can’t be dismissed (part of the reason the nhs employs so many fucking people) and they fundamentally know rnhs is a workfare program for many
The proliferation of care homes shows just how spiritually and morally empty our society has become.
Dumping our own mothers and fathers into the 'care' of some illiterate foreigner, paid a pittance to wipe their arses as they drift off into senility. I'd rather die than be dumped in one of those places.
>Britain's coronavirus death toll jumps by 3,811 to 26,097 as ministers include fatalities outside of hospitals in daily update for the first time - but the REAL toll is likely to be thousands higher because officials are only including lab-confirmed cases
dailymail.co.uk
when is the government going to reveal the true death count to the public? it's easily above 45,000 at this point.
No, but I know someone who had a paracetamol experience
I remember reading about how the parliamentarians were stopping people in the countryside and interrogating them, it was a couple of years into it all, they stopped an old man and he had no idea there was a civil war at all. When told he said "oh dear they have had a bit of a falling out have they?". Lol
thats it cheers
Based. My Dad was always flicking through the footie scores with it.
I miss smacking the side a dodgy analogue telly tbqh.
Hello again.
Went to Iceland and the guy said I had to go in with a trolley and that they had removed all the baskets, apparently this is to help with 'social distancing' and is now their policy, but then I'm walking up an down the narrow aisles and realise they're barely a metre and a half wide anyway as I walk past people, fucking idiots.
Griffin has since opted for encouraging outright national revolution.
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working for RNHS is essentially one step up from collecting unemployment benefit
Hello, are you well? :)
Are you a fucking bot or something?
Its not that, its economics again: back in the day the man of the house could support everything on a single wage. My dad left uni, got a job, got married bought a house and car on just his salary etc. Now most times the wife is working as well, they dont have time to sort their kids properly never mind invalid parents.
thank you universal suffrage
The chicom fears the anglo
>When the ministerial intern didn’t get the memo and opens the front door to the local retirement home
They had one of the grieving relatives on the news the other day "We loved our nan.. sniff. So we put her in a prison for coffin dodgers"
>coffin dodgers
What with social distancing, we're all coughin' dodgers now.
Do you know how much it costs to keep your parents in one of those homes?
I went to the one-stop shop on my estate and they were only letting a few people at a time in. So to actually get in I had to push through a crowd of chavs clustered around the door yelling their shopping lists at people. I really hope this virus is bullshit...
Is it pain? Is it laughter? It is the realisation of an impending clown world? What did he mean by this?
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I once saw a giant. Or it could have been someone normal sized standing very close to me.
>I really hope this virus is bullshit...
I literally don't know anyone that has caught it.
Move brit/pol/ to bant.
OPs are not updated and often contain links from the day before.
The lads of brit/pol/ are unable or more likely unwilling to use the report function for off topic posts.
The lads of brit/pol/ are unable or more likely unwilling to use the report function for the prolific spammer Pube.
brit/pol/ is constantly failing to self moderate/police the general and the general would be better suited on /bant/ where the threads would naturally move faster due to off topic posts and the spammer.
im 25 minutes in, all they've done is talk about woes, and they still haven't said what hes been accused of kek
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i hate myself for being interested in internet drama
Used to have hours of fun with this feature
I too would welcome death if I were to live in such a place. I used to go and visit my nan in one every weekend before she died.
She was in a separate area for people with dementia. It was so fucking depressing, they basically just sat them all in chairs all day and left them like that. They would out on up-beat music from when they would have been young, which couldn’t possibly have been any less appropriate.
An elf tried to drown me over Cannock Chase once. I've always tried to rationalise it as some kind of weird seizure or something.
How do you even end up in a retirement home?
My granddad is like 92 and he still pilots gliders with the other grandpas
No joke they fix the fucking planes themselves and then test fly them immediately. By midday they all go to watch 30 year old re runs on television while they drink coffee or tea and talk about the clouds and weather.
I was in the shop the other day queuing at the till this old guy waiting outside was getting the rage and shouted at the lad in front of me
>oi lad!
>get us a pack of rizla
The lad says
>aye alright mate giz your money
The norf at the door shouts
>heres your fucking money!
And he just scops his coins over arm full pelt at the lad and fucks off lol
Get over it
>Impending clown world
>1815
uwotm8, Pax Britannica was impending at that time.
same at b&q i waited 30 mins to get in the store as i walked past the trolleys because i didn't need one a member of staff shouted at me to get a trolly in front of a huge queue of people. i was to fuzzy from my hangover to give a shit so graped one then i ditched it in the store. getting real sick of this shit now
Empire was a mistake
First for the the 7'th Jewh'n'son's little bastard to have big nose
absolute state of those lumpenproles
kek what a gay rule
why are you even going to b&q right now
This fish isn't biting.
One and the same really, both paid for by us. At least bennies claimants don’t pay taxes to zog.
And imagine if rnhs was scales down to the proper size, all that human capital being freed up, but mostly in the white collar admin department who would fast realise they aren’t middle class and have a crisis are their skills aren’t in demand.
Basically the gov paying them to larp as strivers while holding off any radicalisation that might come from such a revelation
Why do people like music so much?
fucking hate this state of things
He's right though
Dopamine release, innit?
Pax Britannica was proto-globohomo zog hegemon
Cromwell was absolutely right about overreach but he went too far with the puritanism. English constitutional law is about the sensible middle ground and works well in moderate, high trust societies. That's also why it's in such a state at the moment.