Every girl I know eats this shit up but I dont think even know one male who buys into it
Why do women believe in astrology so much?
julien of jenna marbles buys into it
They most likely practice witchcraft or some sorts of magik
.T females on this planet are given more a more spiritual nature.
Age in school during social settings builds your personality.
at least so long as they can control it, it benefits them, and they can be a one woman freak show.
ask them to be womanly, and 9 out of 10 freak out and start sacrificing rats
Because women are a bunch of dumb niggers who love pretending to be more spiritual than you.
Most if the times they can't though, and they end up as dark arts femcels.
They are though.
Sure thing femnigger
Also idk is this is shit posting, but it proves a point. But you might be a big gay.
Also no im not a female.
Because women are essentially children. They need a strong man to put them into shape (with beatings if possible) so they can stop thinking like the little brats they are. Astrology is nothing more than a fairy tale, which is why femoids take after it so much.
sure you're not, female
Because they can justify their flaws and poor decision making by remove blame from themselves
>omg i can't believe i did that but i'm a leo so ii can't help it lol
leos make no mistakes.
Everyone makes mistakes
Leo's aren't people
Hey everyone, look at this fucking female!
Because the global elites believe in it and use it to determine dates of sacrifices.
>.T females on this planet are given more a more spiritual nature.
LOL. Nah that isn't the case or what's happening. Women are not in tune with their spirituality otherwise they wouldn't be wanton materialistic hedonists.
>I dont think even know one male who buys into it
no man talks about it with other men because everything that does not seems logical at first is being assigned to feminine traits
In reality astrology does work and most of people know it and we laugh at you
daddy issues
Women need other people to tell them who they are and what to do.
Because women are retarded.
I don’t know, maybe the same reason boys are obsessed with sports and video games.
Women are more in touch with their spiritual/emotional nature. They feel more than men.
That's why women were used as oracles in the past
Basic bitch roasties love being "spiritual" and astrology to create the illusion of intelligence, morality, and higher consciousness because Christianity would require them to stop whoring around and slutting it up. The vaguer and more eclectic they are with muh spirituality the stronger the illusion.
theres different tiers of astrology.
on one level you have women, the sort that op is talking about, who as other anons have said are just looking for an excuse outside themselves to explain away stupid decisions, who never delve any deeper than reading some brainlet paragraph in an newspaper that was about a 12,000,000/1 chance of being accurate or meaning anything at all.
then on the other level you have real astrology, which is a study going back thousands of years and can be traced through the mystery schools and secret societies in all of their incarnations, a craft thats been studied by mathematicians, scientists and theological thinkers outside of normal society in life long works like monks. these are the same people who built every ancient monument and designed every city to align with celestial movements, who didnt treat the heavens as just a map but a guide, which has coded within it the mechanisms of everything we know as the universe.
We buy into it when the girl talks about it so we can fuck them.
That’s the only time
Have you ever met a scorpio that wasn't a vindictive cunt? That's why.
It's all about screening and/or fantasy. Either by having generic profiles that define loosely your personality or making silly generic predictions you can still think about more possibilities than the obvious day to day stuff.
By being right 50% of the time generic profiles can still be cherry picked on certain points by confirmation bias and making a more accurate model of someones personality in your mind just by thinking about these possibilities, females also love fantasizing so they can fill the blanks that they dont know with their own narrative.
Random generic predictions can make you randomly open to see new oportunities or things happening around you, so in their minds it works either way.
According to my daily star chart for April 29th, 2020....Mercury is now in retrograde as it transits through Venus. This can mean only one thing: OP is a fag.
I just know they would be happier if they got hitched in their early twenties and were surrounded by cute children they would take to church every weekend instead of giving in to lust and roasting it up, sampling a different cock every couple of weeks, dependent on strong antidepressants and wine spritzers.
True but not really, all astrology works even the most primitive
Literally WHY would you care if a girl believes in astrology or not. If you're one of those "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE" types who would reject a girl because she likes astrology you are GAY. if anything it shows that she has an attraction to spirituality and you can probably bullshit her into thinking your signs are compatible or some shit.